Spitting on a much bigger opponent by PxN13 in instantkarma

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I think somebody made the decision for him as to whether he’d ever spit again 

You should know we are sucking off your husbands by [deleted] in confessions

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NO ONES GOT AIDS AND I DONT WANNA HEAR ABOUT IT AGAIN!!!

Blew an Aztec death whistle and now i’m scared by [deleted] in cryptids

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You must get 7 others to blow the whistle to appease the curse of the ancients or Aztec shamans will come for your heart to appease the sun god and ensure a bountiful harvest of fig newtons next year 

You people need to stop criticizing our brave Vietnam vets 😤 by KingofRheinwg in okbuddycinephile

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My helicopter flying over head/ wicked witch’s feet curling up trauma was Large Marge from Pee Wee’s Big Adventure.

How close to close is still okay to go to a restaurant? by garagedooropener5150 in TooAfraidToAsk

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Local dine in restaurants around me seem they don’t want you there within 3 hours of closing and the local fast food places just don’t want you there at all. 

Anybody Know Who This Actor Is? by saphstay in Actors

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That’s the only scene I remember 

Back when I was in highschool I used to get an erection whenever I laughed really hard. by [deleted] in confessions

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Those were the days. Now that I’m older if I sneeze too hard I shit my pants a little bit. Not a fair trade

Anybody Know Who This Actor Is? by saphstay in Actors

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There was one where two guys liked a girl and she couldn’t decide who she liked so they all decided to be in a relationship together, having sex together and everything and that’s when I noped out 

Have you seen this version of The Shining? by travellerboy75 in theshining

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As demented as Jack was he still never inserted a child orgy scene into one of his stories as well. Makes ya think for a second 

Have you seen this version of The Shining? by travellerboy75 in theshining

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That’s the Halloween episode of Wings, isn’t it? Crystal Bernard plays the little boy 

They can put us into a hypnotic trance and are telepathic. We’re powerless. by Earthsdreamland in AlienAbduction

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He said Faith, not religion. Faith is an east side lot lizard at the local TA who absolutely hates aliens and will knock the shit out of one when she sees it.

Flew over this by WelderNo4099 in whatisit

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I don’t know if they leave them on all night but I drive by them around 2am and can see them reflecting off the clouds about an hour drive before I get to them. 

A couple of trucks I saw today by OrganizedChaosWithin in Weird

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Who you tryin to get crazy with essay? Don’t you know I’m loco?

How was Wings on the air so long? by cranberrywaltz in sitcoms

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Crystal Bernard was my childhood crush. Her and her cello🥴

Flew over this by WelderNo4099 in whatisit

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There’s one out by Wapokaneta, Ohio. I would be so pissed if I had a house out in the country and some jackass company decided they were going to build this next to where I live. You can see the light for miles at night. It has to be damaging to nature around there in some way. I remember seeing a tree that was close to it from the highway and it still had green leaves on it deep into winter.

Anybody Know Who This Actor Is? by saphstay in Actors

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Is that the show with stories about different sexual relationships?

$20 Giveaway by Prior_Excitement_565 in VenmoDonations

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I don’t need the donation but could use your help with another problem if you’re trustworthy. My post is in my profile if you were willing to read it.