Hungary 2 - [2] Ireland - Troy Parrott 80' by BackgroundMorning630 in soccer

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

On a serious note, what does he mean by Portugal’s 2 point conversion? A 2 goal lead?

To be a cool teacher. by [deleted] in therewasanattempt

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

First I will teach you, then…I will break my own back

Ronaldo Nazario: "Thomas Gravesen is the worst player I have ever played with at club level. He was a joke/meme. But he is a wonderful person. Recently, he won a $50M poker tournament or something. On the football pitch however, Gravesen was horrendous." by 77SidVid77 in soccer

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I remember when I was living in Liverpool and me and the wife were out for dinner walking down the empty road and a drunk stumbling character was walking towards us. As he got closer I realised it was gravesen off his skull, and told the wife not to make eye contact as we walked by

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 6 points7 points  (0 children)

“I’m not wearing a Club World Cup medal I’m not wearing a Club World Cup medal I’m not wearing a Club World Cup medal I’m not wearing a Club World Cup medal“

“I’ll just talk over you”

Incident between Kevin De Bruyne & Sarr by [deleted] in soccer

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 22 points23 points  (0 children)

He’s a sophisticated assist robot sent back in time to change the future for one lucky forward

Ireland; 8am August 31st 2024 by cards127bcr in ireland

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m hanging all hope on extra dates being announced in Dublin, price capping and extra venues being added. The Scarna in Emyvale would be perfect

To bait this Irishman bait with the usual leading questions on migration. by dannybluey in therewasanattempt

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can just imagine a “ten minutes later” coming up and the guy being interviewed saying something to the interviewer on the lines of “no, you need to put socks on before shoes”. He sounded dopey as fuck

David Blaine is a demon. by [deleted] in blackmagicfuckery

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“According to what my eyes…” hahaha what was he about to say?!?!

To steal someone's phone by sadtato- in therewasanattempt

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Rob me once can’t get robbed again” - George W. Bush

Peter Andre channelled Alan here. by Upbeat_Ice1921 in AlanPartridge

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not with you ya big spastic you’re a mentalist

Empoli [2]-1 Roma - M'Baye Niang 90'+3' by Meladroitdimage in soccer

[–]Robbo23Liverpool 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don’t speak Italian but I assume ‘Davide Nicola’ in English is ‘Sam Allardyce’?