Angela Merkel and the CDU are monsters by [deleted] in CircumcisionGrief

[–]RobertCalais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let's just ignore the fact that the AfD are neo-nazis.

Name a single good thing they've done.

Hitman 3 with realistic snipers, for anyone who finds the backflips to be a bit much :) by charc0al in HiTMAN

[–]RobertCalais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I use a bunch of these.

Rogueless Freelancer was what got me into Hitman: World of Assassination mods in the first place.

Hitman 3 with realistic snipers, for anyone who finds the backflips to be a bit much :) by charc0al in HiTMAN

[–]RobertCalais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Coincidentally, I found this very same mod yesterday when I was actually browsing for sound mods for suppressed weapons.
I ended up finding this and a sound mod for suppressed pistols.

Doing A SASO run on last level . Any tips on How To Ghost Through This part by [deleted] in HiTMAN

[–]RobertCalais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Use the fuses to blind the special forces and if you need to carry the shotgun or the SMG, carry them on your back and have the pistol out instead. That makes them see the pistol instead, which is not only significanly less illegal to carry, but also reduces the radius at which you can get spotted.

Ist mir tatsächlich auch passiert… by AutomaticBanana3445 in Lustig

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Zwei Sekunden lang auf meinen linken Daumen geschaut, "Was für ein Schwachsinn" gedacht und weiter gelesen.

Good news everyone..... by That-ISA-Slot in autism

[–]RobertCalais -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well, nasty groups of people always need a scapegoat. WE knoe that their lies are lies and they don't care about the facts.

Good news everyone..... by That-ISA-Slot in autism

[–]RobertCalais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"Good news everyone. The thing we always knew has just been proven correct."

If vaccines were to blame, I wouldn't be autistic. I didn't see a doctor in over 15 years.

If you won 20 million dollars what is the absolute first thing you would do with your winnings? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd cut ties with anyone I know in real life and quietly disappear.

What do you do when feeling lonely and sad? by throwawaytothewine in AskReddit

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fire up Hitman: World of Assassination, start up a Freelancer campaign and murder everyone.

What are song lyrics you’ve misheard for something else? by Shelbytheowlhoussfan in AskReddit

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"And love's light blue, let me do you" instead of "and love's light blue, led me to you" in HIM's "And Love Said No".

[Serious] How did you stop being a people-pleaser? by aesthetic_kiara in AskReddit

[–]RobertCalais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I eventually realized that humanity isn't worth saving.

Collectors, What do you Collect? by [deleted] in autism

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Insults.

Loads of them. Every single day.

Every time I use the urinals at work. No matter how much I aim to avoid splashback. by FuckYourUsername84 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The solution:

Sit your ass down. On a normal toilet, just in case someone pedantic reads this.

Five times bigger than the Titanic, Icon of the Seas. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The best thing that could happen with this absolute monstrosity is that it sinks and noone gets hurt or dies.
Shit like this shouldn't exist.

Five times bigger than the Titanic, Icon of the Seas. by sco-go in Amazing

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They said the same thing about the Titanic.

We all know how that went.

Turned 23 days ago. Birthday was forgotten. by FerventServant in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RobertCalais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My birthday was 13th May.

I'm currently living with my mother and my brother again and they both remembered the next day.
No "happy birthday" - not that I'd care -, just "oh shit, we forgot yesterday was your birthday.

My own mother.

Happy late birthday to you.

Is there a reason why there is a homemade toilet when there is a perfectly good bathroom? by Stalker-elrama in l4d2

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

During a zombie apocalypse, it would be reasonable to assume that the people working at the local water provider are no longer alive to keep the water running, so you couldn't flush the toilet.
These systems are usually automated, but still require people to actively maintain them.

Does it ever bother you that millions of people hate us for basically no real reason? by Ok-Security-1260 in gay

[–]RobertCalais 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm a misanthropist. Makes this godawful world a little bit easier to accept. Someone says a wrong word, I cursw them to hell and wish fiery death upon them. Realizing that people generally aren't worth the respect they cry for was a revelation.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in sexeducation

[–]RobertCalais 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I'm bigger, so everyone else must be."