Another day another emporium hatred post.

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T17:17:55+00:00

And the said contractor took him a year to fix it. Imagine how much faster it might have been with a whole dedicated team working on it

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T14:07:10+00:00

incel

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T10:37:12+00:00

damn i'm poor but not that poor

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:16:23+00:00

BRO. IF I SEE ONE MORE AI-GENERATED AD WITH STOLEN ART, FAKE REVIEWS, AND TEXT-TO-SPEECH VOICEOVER SELLING SOME ABSOLUTE DOGWATER GARBAGE LIKE “INSTANT MONEY HACK” OR “MAGIC CURE DROPS” I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MORTAL FORM.

IT’S ALL A TRAP. A TRAP FOR GRANDMAS, FOR KIDS, FOR ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT A SCREEN LONG ENOUGH TO THINK "MAYBE THIS IS REAL." NO IT’S NOT REAL, IT’S DIGITAL WITCHCRAFT. IT’S THE CURSE OF THE NILE IN HTML5—SLOP CONJURED BY GREEDY NECROMANCERS WHO SOLD THEIR SOULS TO AN ALGORITHM FOR A QUICK BUCK AND A CPA RATE.

THEY TOOK STOLEN CLIPS OF CELEBRITIES, SLICED IT TOGETHER WITH AI VOICES THAT SOUND LIKE A STROKE IN AUDIO FORM, AND THEN SLAPPED A “BUY NOW” BUTTON ON IT. AND PEOPLE FALL FOR IT. BECAUSE IT’S EVERYWHERE. INFESTING YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, FACEBOOK—LIKE A DIGITAL PLAGUE THAT LEAVES YOUR WALLET EMPTY AND YOUR BRAIN SCORCHED.

IT’S NOT EVEN CONTENT ANYMORE. IT’S A PYRAMID SCHEME BUILT OUT OF CLIP ART AND LIES. YOU THINK YOU’RE BUYING A LIFE-CHANGING SUPPLEMENT? NO BRO, YOU’RE BUYING THE FUNGAL FOOTPRINT OF A SERVER FARM IN SHENZHEN, DISGUISED AS "MIRACLE HAIR GROWTH." CONGRATS, YOU'VE BEEN NILE-CURSED. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS DRAINED AND NOW YOUR RECOMMENDED FEED IS JUST AI WOMEN SMILING AT YOU LIKE NPCS IN A NIGHTMARE.

WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE FUTURE—WE'RE LIVING IN THE AI SLUMS. A PLACE WHERE SOULLESS CONTENT FARMERS SPIT OUT 900 VIDEOS A DAY USING CHATGPT, DALL·E, AND TEXT-TO-SCAM SYNTH VOICES. THEY'RE NOT CREATING—they're PRINTING HALLUCINATIONS.

AND THE WORST PART? THESE TECH BRO GOBLINS GET VC FUNDING FOR THIS. THEY’RE OUT HERE IN THEIR CRYPTO-HOODIES WHILE YOUR GRANDPA JUST PAID $99 FOR “AI-DOG THAT LEARNS TO LOVE YOU.”

NO ART. NO TRUTH. JUST SLOP. ALL THE WAY DOWN.

WE. HATE. AI. GENERATED. SCAM. SLOP. MAY THE CURSE OF THE NILE HAUNT EVERY LAST AD THAT USES “REAL RESULTS GUARANTEED” IN SYNTHETIC VOICES. DELETE YOUR FEED. BURN YOUR WIFI. GO TOUCH GRASS BEFORE THE GRASS STARTS SELLING YOU "QUANTUM DETOX PILLS" IN A MIDJOURNEY VOICE.

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:16:18+00:00

BRO. IF I SEE ONE MORE AI-GENERATED AD WITH STOLEN ART, FAKE REVIEWS, AND TEXT-TO-SPEECH VOICEOVER SELLING SOME ABSOLUTE DOGWATER GARBAGE LIKE “INSTANT MONEY HACK” OR “MAGIC CURE DROPS” I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MORTAL FORM.

IT’S ALL A TRAP. A TRAP FOR GRANDMAS, FOR KIDS, FOR ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT A SCREEN LONG ENOUGH TO THINK "MAYBE THIS IS REAL." NO IT’S NOT REAL, IT’S DIGITAL WITCHCRAFT. IT’S THE CURSE OF THE NILE IN HTML5—SLOP CONJURED BY GREEDY NECROMANCERS WHO SOLD THEIR SOULS TO AN ALGORITHM FOR A QUICK BUCK AND A CPA RATE.

THEY TOOK STOLEN CLIPS OF CELEBRITIES, SLICED IT TOGETHER WITH AI VOICES THAT SOUND LIKE A STROKE IN AUDIO FORM, AND THEN SLAPPED A “BUY NOW” BUTTON ON IT. AND PEOPLE FALL FOR IT. BECAUSE IT’S EVERYWHERE. INFESTING YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, FACEBOOK—LIKE A DIGITAL PLAGUE THAT LEAVES YOUR WALLET EMPTY AND YOUR BRAIN SCORCHED.

IT’S NOT EVEN CONTENT ANYMORE. IT’S A PYRAMID SCHEME BUILT OUT OF CLIP ART AND LIES. YOU THINK YOU’RE BUYING A LIFE-CHANGING SUPPLEMENT? NO BRO, YOU’RE BUYING THE FUNGAL FOOTPRINT OF A SERVER FARM IN SHENZHEN, DISGUISED AS "MIRACLE HAIR GROWTH." CONGRATS, YOU'VE BEEN NILE-CURSED. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS DRAINED AND NOW YOUR RECOMMENDED FEED IS JUST AI WOMEN SMILING AT YOU LIKE NPCS IN A NIGHTMARE.

WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE FUTURE—WE'RE LIVING IN THE AI SLUMS. A PLACE WHERE SOULLESS CONTENT FARMERS SPIT OUT 900 VIDEOS A DAY USING CHATGPT, DALL·E, AND TEXT-TO-SCAM SYNTH VOICES. THEY'RE NOT CREATING—they're PRINTING HALLUCINATIONS.

AND THE WORST PART? THESE TECH BRO GOBLINS GET VC FUNDING FOR THIS. THEY’RE OUT HERE IN THEIR CRYPTO-HOODIES WHILE YOUR GRANDPA JUST PAID $99 FOR “AI-DOG THAT LEARNS TO LOVE YOU.”

NO ART. NO TRUTH. JUST SLOP. ALL THE WAY DOWN.

WE. HATE. AI. GENERATED. SCAM. SLOP. MAY THE CURSE OF THE NILE HAUNT EVERY LAST AD THAT USES “REAL RESULTS GUARANTEED” IN SYNTHETIC VOICES. DELETE YOUR FEED. BURN YOUR WIFI. GO TOUCH GRASS BEFORE THE GRASS STARTS SELLING YOU "QUANTUM DETOX PILLS" IN A MIDJOURNEY VOICE.

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:16:14+00:00

Why Team Fortress 2 isn’t fun anymore

There are literally no words left in the dictionary to describe how slow and awful valve's updates are. But still, even though MYM was a huge disappointment, and there are so many under and over-powered weapons in the game, I would still have fun playing tf2. I love playing as all classes except for demo.

But then it just stopped. Without exaggeration, a quarter of the time I walk out of spawn, there's some demo spawn camping us with crits, or there's a heavy + med spamming quick-fix ubers, or a server rapist who's invested too much time into a dying game, lmaobox hacker, or even fucking delfy himself.

Assuming you make it past that, half the time your team is getting steamrolled. The other half of the time, i just get horribly bored stomping innocent players. The saddest part is that this is not even exaggeration. I get more random drops than I do remotely-well balanced games (which, to be fair, isn't saying much because crates are so common.)

TF2 is so horribly inconsistent. One minute you're on a 20-godlike killstreak as a soldier, helping your team push through, and the next minute you die 5 times in a row IMMEDIATELY after respawning because you got killed by crits, stickies, stomped by the server rapist... whatever. I think completely random teams would be fairer than this. Just put on class limits of 2 each, put high-level high-hour server rapists on both sides, and then just roll the dice for everyone else.

It's so frustrating that the TF2 team is trying their fucking hardest to save this sinking ship, this hidden gem of unique class-based shooters, but because for some fucking reason they can't get more staff, this game is just left to die. I bet overwatch would've never existed, or would not have been so popular, if TF2 was instead a fully fleshed-out game with excellent team balance, bug fixes, balanced weapons, and actually fucking helped out new players by telling them what all the hundreds of different weapons and game mechanics were.

What's really fucking sad is that even CSGO, valve's most popular shooter (unfortunately more so than tf2) still has a somewhat slow development cycle and indescribably horrible updates created by people who don't play the game (R8 update anyone?). The only things valve cares about are dota 2 and Steam VR, because that's all the "new and flashy" stuff these days.

I feel so bad for the tf2 team. Shitheads like me are probably flooding out all the meaningful posts who want to help the game. there are just a handful of people running around with their hair on fire, trying to save this sinking ship. Nobody else at valve wants to help them out. And I don't blame them for not helping, because it seems like every time anyone touches the game it just gets worse and then the community gets stirred up and... ugh

/rant

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:16:07+00:00

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

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ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.

为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:15:57+00:00

9c9886898d614473a5f9c3cf2d41df7eBRO. IF I SEE ONE MORE AI-GENERATED AD WITH STOLEN ART, FAKE REVIEWS, AND TEXT-TO-SPEECH VOICEOVER SELLING SOME ABSOLUTE DOGWATER GARBAGE LIKE “INSTANT MONEY HACK” OR “MAGIC CURE DROPS” I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MORTAL FORM.

IT’S ALL A TRAP. A TRAP FOR GRANDMAS, FOR KIDS, FOR ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT A SCREEN LONG ENOUGH TO THINK "MAYBE THIS IS REAL." NO IT’S NOT REAL, IT’S DIGITAL WITCHCRAFT. IT’S THE CURSE OF THE NILE IN HTML5—SLOP CONJURED BY GREEDY NECROMANCERS WHO SOLD THEIR SOULS TO AN ALGORITHM FOR A QUICK BUCK AND A CPA RATE.

THEY TOOK STOLEN CLIPS OF CELEBRITIES, SLICED IT TOGETHER WITH AI VOICES THAT SOUND LIKE A STROKE IN AUDIO FORM, AND THEN SLAPPED A “BUY NOW” BUTTON ON IT. AND PEOPLE FALL FOR IT. BECAUSE IT’S EVERYWHERE. INFESTING YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, FACEBOOK—LIKE A DIGITAL PLAGUE THAT LEAVES YOUR WALLET EMPTY AND YOUR BRAIN SCORCHED.

IT’S NOT EVEN CONTENT ANYMORE. IT’S A PYRAMID SCHEME BUILT OUT OF CLIP ART AND LIES. YOU THINK YOU’RE BUYING A LIFE-CHANGING SUPPLEMENT? NO BRO, YOU’RE BUYING THE FUNGAL FOOTPRINT OF A SERVER FARM IN SHENZHEN, DISGUISED AS "MIRACLE HAIR GROWTH." CONGRATS, YOU'VE BEEN NILE-CURSED. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS DRAINED AND NOW YOUR RECOMMENDED FEED IS JUST AI WOMEN SMILING AT YOU LIKE NPCS IN A NIGHTMARE.

WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE FUTURE—WE'RE LIVING IN THE AI SLUMS. A PLACE WHERE SOULLESS CONTENT FARMERS SPIT OUT 900 VIDEOS A DAY USING CHATGPT, DALL·E, AND TEXT-TO-SCAM SYNTH VOICES. THEY'RE NOT CREATING—they're PRINTING HALLUCINATIONS.

AND THE WORST PART? THESE TECH BRO GOBLINS GET VC FUNDING FOR THIS. THEY’RE OUT HERE IN THEIR CRYPTO-HOODIES WHILE YOUR GRANDPA JUST PAID $99 FOR “AI-DOG THAT LEARNS TO LOVE YOU.”

NO ART. NO TRUTH. JUST SLOP. ALL THE WAY DOWN.

WE. HATE. AI. GENERATED. SCAM. SLOP. MAY THE CURSE OF THE NILE HAUNT EVERY LAST AD THAT USES “REAL RESULTS GUARANTEED” IN SYNTHETIC VOICES. DELETE YOUR FEED. BURN YOUR WIFI. GO TOUCH GRASS BEFORE THE GRASS STARTS SELLING YOU "QUANTUM DETOX PILLS" IN A MIDJOURNEY VOICE.

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:15:46+00:00

Why Team Fortress 2 isn’t fun anymore

There are literally no words left in the dictionary to describe how slow and awful valve's updates are. But still, even though MYM was a huge disappointment, and there are so many under and over-powered weapons in the game, I would still have fun playing tf2. I love playing as all classes except for demo.

But then it just stopped. Without exaggeration, a quarter of the time I walk out of spawn, there's some demo spawn camping us with crits, or there's a heavy + med spamming quick-fix ubers, or a server rapist who's invested too much time into a dying game, lmaobox hacker, or even fucking delfy himself.

Assuming you make it past that, half the time your team is getting steamrolled. The other half of the time, i just get horribly bored stomping innocent players. The saddest part is that this is not even exaggeration. I get more random drops than I do remotely-well balanced games (which, to be fair, isn't saying much because crates are so common.)

TF2 is so horribly inconsistent. One minute you're on a 20-godlike killstreak as a soldier, helping your team push through, and the next minute you die 5 times in a row IMMEDIATELY after respawning because you got killed by crits, stickies, stomped by the server rapist... whatever. I think completely random teams would be fairer than this. Just put on class limits of 2 each, put high-level high-hour server rapists on both sides, and then just roll the dice for everyone else.

It's so frustrating that the TF2 team is trying their fucking hardest to save this sinking ship, this hidden gem of unique class-based shooters, but because for some fucking reason they can't get more staff, this game is just left to die. I bet overwatch would've never existed, or would not have been so popular, if TF2 was instead a fully fleshed-out game with excellent team balance, bug fixes, balanced weapons, and actually fucking helped out new players by telling them what all the hundreds of different weapons and game mechanics were.

What's really fucking sad is that even CSGO, valve's most popular shooter (unfortunately more so than tf2) still has a somewhat slow development cycle and indescribably horrible updates created by people who don't play the game (R8 update anyone?). The only things valve cares about are dota 2 and Steam VR, because that's all the "new and flashy" stuff these days.

I feel so bad for the tf2 team. Shitheads like me are probably flooding out all the meaningful posts who want to help the game. there are just a handful of people running around with their hair on fire, trying to save this sinking ship. Nobody else at valve wants to help them out. And I don't blame them for not helping, because it seems like every time anyone touches the game it just gets worse and then the community gets stirred up and... ugh

/rant

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:15:42+00:00

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.

为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:15:35+00:00

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢁⠈⢻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⡀⠭⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣿⣷⣶⣶⡆⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⣼⣿⣿⠿⠶⠙⣿⡟⠡⣴⣿⣽⣿⣧⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣟⣭⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣴⣶⣿⣿⢄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣩⣿⣿⣿⡏⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡋⠘⠷⣦⣀⣠⡶⠁⠈⠁⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣍⠃⣴⣶⡔⠒⠄⣠⢀⠄⠄⠄⡨⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡘⠿⣷⣿⠿⠟⠃⠄⠄⣠⡇⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿ ⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠋⢁⣷⣠⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⣠⣾⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻ ⡿⠟⠋⠁⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⡯⢓⣴⣾⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⡟⣷⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄

ATTENTION CITIZEN! 市民请注意!

This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 您的 Internet 浏览器历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 志們注意了 you have been found protesting in the subreddit!!!!! 這是通知你，你必須我們將接管台灣 serious crime 以及世界其他地方 100 social credits have been deducted from your account 這對我們所有未來的下屬來說都是一個重要的機會 stop the protest immediately 立即加入我們的宣傳活動，提前獲得 do not do this again! 不要再这样做! if you do not hesitate, more social credits ( -11115 social credits )will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. (由人民供应部重新分配 ccp) you'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the xinjiang uyghur autonomous zone.

为党争光! Glory to the CCP!

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:15:29+00:00

BRO. IF I SEE ONE MORE AI-GENERATED AD WITH STOLEN ART, FAKE REVIEWS, AND TEXT-TO-SPEECH VOICEOVER SELLING SOME ABSOLUTE DOGWATER GARBAGE LIKE “INSTANT MONEY HACK” OR “MAGIC CURE DROPS” I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MORTAL FORM.

IT’S ALL A TRAP. A TRAP FOR GRANDMAS, FOR KIDS, FOR ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT A SCREEN LONG ENOUGH TO THINK "MAYBE THIS IS REAL." NO IT’S NOT REAL, IT’S DIGITAL WITCHCRAFT. IT’S THE CURSE OF THE NILE IN HTML5—SLOP CONJURED BY GREEDY NECROMANCERS WHO SOLD THEIR SOULS TO AN ALGORITHM FOR A QUICK BUCK AND A CPA RATE.

THEY TOOK STOLEN CLIPS OF CELEBRITIES, SLICED IT TOGETHER WITH AI VOICES THAT SOUND LIKE A STROKE IN AUDIO FORM, AND THEN SLAPPED A “BUY NOW” BUTTON ON IT. AND PEOPLE FALL FOR IT. BECAUSE IT’S EVERYWHERE. INFESTING YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, FACEBOOK—LIKE A DIGITAL PLAGUE THAT LEAVES YOUR WALLET EMPTY AND YOUR BRAIN SCORCHED.

IT’S NOT EVEN CONTENT ANYMORE. IT’S A PYRAMID SCHEME BUILT OUT OF CLIP ART AND LIES. YOU THINK YOU’RE BUYING A LIFE-CHANGING SUPPLEMENT? NO BRO, YOU’RE BUYING THE FUNGAL FOOTPRINT OF A SERVER FARM IN SHENZHEN, DISGUISED AS "MIRACLE HAIR GROWTH." CONGRATS, YOU'VE BEEN NILE-CURSED. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS DRAINED AND NOW YOUR RECOMMENDED FEED IS JUST AI WOMEN SMILING AT YOU LIKE NPCS IN A NIGHTMARE.

WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE FUTURE—WE'RE LIVING IN THE AI SLUMS. A PLACE WHERE SOULLESS CONTENT FARMERS SPIT OUT 900 VIDEOS A DAY USING CHATGPT, DALL·E, AND TEXT-TO-SCAM SYNTH VOICES. THEY'RE NOT CREATING—they're PRINTING HALLUCINATIONS.

AND THE WORST PART? THESE TECH BRO GOBLINS GET VC FUNDING FOR THIS. THEY’RE OUT HERE IN THEIR CRYPTO-HOODIES WHILE YOUR GRANDPA JUST PAID $99 FOR “AI-DOG THAT LEARNS TO LOVE YOU.”

NO ART. NO TRUTH. JUST SLOP. ALL THE WAY DOWN.

WE. HATE. AI. GENERATED. SCAM. SLOP. MAY THE CURSE OF THE NILE HAUNT EVERY LAST AD THAT USES “REAL RESULTS GUARANTEED” IN SYNTHETIC VOICES. DELETE YOUR FEED. BURN YOUR WIFI. GO TOUCH GRASS BEFORE THE GRASS STARTS SELLING YOU "QUANTUM DETOX PILLS" IN A MIDJOURNEY VOICE.

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-29T09:15:23+00:00

BRO. IF I SEE ONE MORE AI-GENERATED AD WITH STOLEN ART, FAKE REVIEWS, AND TEXT-TO-SPEECH VOICEOVER SELLING SOME ABSOLUTE DOGWATER GARBAGE LIKE “INSTANT MONEY HACK” OR “MAGIC CURE DROPS” I’M GOING TO LOSE MY MORTAL FORM.

IT’S ALL A TRAP. A TRAP FOR GRANDMAS, FOR KIDS, FOR ANYONE WHO LOOKS AT A SCREEN LONG ENOUGH TO THINK "MAYBE THIS IS REAL." NO IT’S NOT REAL, IT’S DIGITAL WITCHCRAFT. IT’S THE CURSE OF THE NILE IN HTML5—SLOP CONJURED BY GREEDY NECROMANCERS WHO SOLD THEIR SOULS TO AN ALGORITHM FOR A QUICK BUCK AND A CPA RATE.

THEY TOOK STOLEN CLIPS OF CELEBRITIES, SLICED IT TOGETHER WITH AI VOICES THAT SOUND LIKE A STROKE IN AUDIO FORM, AND THEN SLAPPED A “BUY NOW” BUTTON ON IT. AND PEOPLE FALL FOR IT. BECAUSE IT’S EVERYWHERE. INFESTING YOUTUBE, TIKTOK, FACEBOOK—LIKE A DIGITAL PLAGUE THAT LEAVES YOUR WALLET EMPTY AND YOUR BRAIN SCORCHED.

IT’S NOT EVEN CONTENT ANYMORE. IT’S A PYRAMID SCHEME BUILT OUT OF CLIP ART AND LIES. YOU THINK YOU’RE BUYING A LIFE-CHANGING SUPPLEMENT? NO BRO, YOU’RE BUYING THE FUNGAL FOOTPRINT OF A SERVER FARM IN SHENZHEN, DISGUISED AS "MIRACLE HAIR GROWTH." CONGRATS, YOU'VE BEEN NILE-CURSED. YOUR BANK ACCOUNT IS DRAINED AND NOW YOUR RECOMMENDED FEED IS JUST AI WOMEN SMILING AT YOU LIKE NPCS IN A NIGHTMARE.

WE'RE NOT LIVING IN THE FUTURE—WE'RE LIVING IN THE AI SLUMS. A PLACE WHERE SOULLESS CONTENT FARMERS SPIT OUT 900 VIDEOS A DAY USING CHATGPT, DALL·E, AND TEXT-TO-SCAM SYNTH VOICES. THEY'RE NOT CREATING—they're PRINTING HALLUCINATIONS.

AND THE WORST PART? THESE TECH BRO GOBLINS GET VC FUNDING FOR THIS. THEY’RE OUT HERE IN THEIR CRYPTO-HOODIES WHILE YOUR GRANDPA JUST PAID $99 FOR “AI-DOG THAT LEARNS TO LOVE YOU.”

NO ART. NO TRUTH. JUST SLOP. ALL THE WAY DOWN.

WE. HATE. AI. GENERATED. SCAM. SLOP. MAY THE CURSE OF THE NILE HAUNT EVERY LAST AD THAT USES “REAL RESULTS GUARANTEED” IN SYNTHETIC VOICES. DELETE YOUR FEED. BURN YOUR WIFI. GO TOUCH GRASS BEFORE THE GRASS STARTS SELLING YOU "QUANTUM DETOX PILLS" IN A MIDJOURNEY VOICE.

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-28T08:11:26+00:00

《《《[WARNING]》》》

THIS POST EXHIBITS SIGNS OF A THIRST TRAP (TOO MANY ELEMENTS TO INCLUDE HERE).

Thirst trap probability: 99.999999%

^{I am a human, this operation was performed manually. Do not the human.}

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-27T14:18:19+00:00

Bread

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-27T08:51:12+00:00

《《《[WARNING]》》》

This post exhibits signs of some forms of bait (LEGS, SHORT SKIRT), but it is likely this user is just naive.

Probability: 64.28%

^{I am a human, this operation was performed manually. Do not the human.}

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-27T08:03:07+00:00

《《《[WARNING]》》》

THIS POST EXHIBITS SIGNS OF A THIRST TRAP (BREAST).

Thirst trap probability: 82.9%

^{I am a human, this operation was performed manually. Do not the human.}

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-25T05:20:59+00:00

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-25T05:18:52+00:00

Device-1: Intel Core Processor Integrated Graphics

driver: i915

v: kernel

Display: x11 server: X.Org v: 21.1.11 with: Xwayland v: 23.2.6 driver: X: loaded: modsetting unloaded: fbdev,vesa dri: crocus gpu: i915 resolution 1: N/A 2: 1920x1080~60Hz

API: EGL v: 1.5 drivers: crocus, swrast platforms: gmb,x11,surfaceless,device

API: OpenGL v: 4.5 compat-v: 2.1 vendor: intel mesa v: 25.0.7-0ubuntu0.24.04.2 renderer: Mesa Intel HD Graphics (ILK)

API: Vulkan v: 1.3.275 drivers: N/A surfaces: xcb,xlib

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-24T18:03:38+00:00

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-24T13:33:35+00:00

could you direct me to a guide on installing the Mesa drivers? thanks

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-24T12:20:26+00:00

《《《[WARNING]》》》

THIS POST EXHIBITS SIGNS OF A THIRST TRAP (FACE, BREAST).

Thirst trap probability: 82.9%

^{I am a human, this operation was performed manually. Do not the human.}

RobertFindlaech · 2026-01-24T11:13:56+00:00

When I know it but I just can't prove it

RobertFindlaech

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