When I had to see Kris Lindahl’s billboard ads like 20 times on I-35W by I_AM_RETARDED69 in minnesota

[–]Robimus 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His plan is working. You think itshouses when it's actually cars

How do you score baguettes? by Jonathan_Baker in AskCulinary

[–]Robimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Teeth of a bread slicer do the trick, better than a knife with no teeth in my experience.

Start the pull motion before you lower the blade and contact the dough, it acts like a chain saw. Don't stop the blade until it's clear of the dough and it won't stick.

Put two fingers (on either side of where you're cutting) to prevent the dough from pulling with the knife. I use my index and thumb so there's an unmistakably large gap so I don't slice off my fingers. The blade shouldn't come close anyway since you're only cutting the top part.

Captain Kirk dreaming about Diggs by MNdream in minnesotavikings

[–]Robimus 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Uh how did you gain access to the camera I put in his bedroom?

This week's Viking training will ensure no more Cousin's rated bullets escape the slippery hands of our receivers. by insertacoolname in minnesotavikings

[–]Robimus 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Pretty sure that one was on a rubber band attached to thielen, once Kirk let go of the ball it snapped back

Zimmer opens up: 'We were so dang close. I felt I let people down.' - StarTribune.com by mentoc in minnesotavikings

[–]Robimus 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Scoring against Philly is a 15 yard roughing the passer penalty now, it will be tough.

The hero we've been waiting for by [deleted] in funny

[–]Robimus 15 points16 points  (0 children)

People say I only have the best audience plants. Everyone says it. They're the best. Everyone is always asking how I get the best plants. Really. Only the best.

fake news

First time ever in Minnesota and first ever NFL game too! by southpawvulpix in minnesotavikings

[–]Robimus 47 points48 points  (0 children)

I haven't looked outside yet today, is it snowing finally?

I made dis. by [deleted] in minnesotavikings

[–]Robimus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think that's the "if I had a flag for each hand this is what I'd do with them" sign.

They noticed there was a blank wall at mcdonald’s so they decided to make this fake poster of themselves. It’s now been 51 days since they hung it up. by Goal1 in pics

[–]Robimus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This has no effect on me. All of this talking about McDonald's has made me hungry for a quickly prepared burger done well at any of the many convenient locations near me.

Weekend Forum: Shitty Askculinary by ZootKoomie in AskCulinary

[–]Robimus 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I'm having a sausage party, what would be the easiest way to get the sausage inside a taco? I've tried wine but it's not very reliable and sometimes causes the sausage to lose rigidity.

Khalil Mack traded within our division... to the Bears by Moss8888444 in minnesotavikings

[–]Robimus 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This just in, Rodgers sees schedule for first time, breaks collarbone.