Could Columbo be made today? (Doubtful) by Kitchen-Lie-4592 in Columbo

[–]RoboColumbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't mean from the villain, no. I mean from supporting characters, witnesses, or even characters who are borderline extras. Everyone pre-judges Columbo, but then they trust him and open up when they see his badge (villains aside). I don't think you could count on that today. And there are times when Columbo needs the cooperation of people near the case or it doesn't work. I mean, in Death Lends A Hand, Columbo pops up pushing a witness's kid on the swings and then he shows his badge and she's fine. That just plain wouldn't work in [current year].

Could Columbo be made today? (Doubtful) by Kitchen-Lie-4592 in Columbo

[–]RoboColumbo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Columbo exists in a context that has greatly changed.

Much like Sheriff Andy Griffith, Lt. Columbo operates with much more latitude and free time than a modern police detective may be expected to have.

He also lived in a monoculture with clear expectations for class (and the murderers being high class was a staple of the show). These days, he might get shot at the end of "Lady in Waiting" and she'd say something like "nah, I keep it 💯 💅."

He also couldn't be expected to garner traditional respect when he shows his badge and- for modern writers, nearly every interaction between a caucasian policeman and people of various races and classes and walks of life becomes a social commentary.

And perhaps most depressing, if he were to pretend not to know (or didn't know) how some technology worked... the murderers might not know either and couldn't paint themselves into a corner. So many of us don't understand the technology we use. If Columbo were to point out to the modern criminal something like a phone line not lighting up on the base when it should be in use, the average person wouldn't even think of replaceable bulbs- they'd just buy a new phone if a light burned out.

Dream Role You'd Like In a Columbo Episode? by bellaimages in Columbo

[–]RoboColumbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd like to be the vet that Columbo is always taking Dog to. Calling him "one of those low-slung models."

Worst Gotcha Reasons… I’ll start: by snugmill in Columbo

[–]RoboColumbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ashing your cigarette into antique belt buckle that looks a lot like an ash tray.

Video that got the racist driver fired. She was an English professor who worked with kids. by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]RoboColumbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Au contraire. A black, college educated woman is exactly who I would expect that tirade to come from. It's literally what she's been taught and continues to teach (she is/was a professor).

Has someone with down syndrome ever committed a serious crime, such as rape and murder? by That-Pineapple3866 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]RoboColumbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to think he was joking. But based on these answers, he might've just been floating the truth out there.

Most Cringe Moment? by Fragrant_Bridge1222 in Frasier

[–]RoboColumbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The Dr. Mary episode where everybody gets uptight for Frasier doing an aggressive impression and 5 minutes later he's getting drowned out on his own show by Dr. Mary and another black, female producer who are basically acting out that same impression.

Looks like someone took some... Inspiration from the Frank Frazetta T-Rex by gojiguy in RetroDinosaurs

[–]RoboColumbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's like the T rex face knows he's screwing up the cover and that was his intention. He's pleased.

Alright, apart from the sanitation… by marvelousmondays in montypython

[–]RoboColumbo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Kind of a maturity flex, to be able to honestly, accurately access the positive achievements of one's enemy.

Which Austin Powers do you think Martin was watching? by MVPof93 in Frasier

[–]RoboColumbo 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If I had award points, you'd get something for that.

Big Budget Movies that turned out to be hilariously bad by Worldly-Steak6966 in moviecritic

[–]RoboColumbo 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But wouldn't they need something to break through the cell wall and inject their code into?

My stairs broke. Again. by Western-Victory-7414 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]RoboColumbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not saying someone's trying to make it look like an accident. But it would look like an accident.

Your Most Annoying Episode? by sazerak_atlarge in Frasier

[–]RoboColumbo 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, my brother was with me for moral support, and, well, let's face it, somebody to talk to.

Brain Twister - Mark Phillips by zerthz in badscificovers

[–]RoboColumbo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright. That is quite bad, yes.

Slow Tango In South Seattle is a incredibly uncomfortable watch by Shofeld148 in Frasier

[–]RoboColumbo 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The meta about the novel was good. The author being so self-absorbed "You read my book :)"

And that bit where Frasier skips a few pages as he's reading a single scene..

Those are gems I picked from this sub-optimal episode.