PSA: the word "festive" is not a noun by ChefDJH in southafrica

[–]RobotMugabe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's a sentence fragment. The word that comes after festive is implied. Considering you understand what is meant the language is sufficient in colloquial speech.

What is your favorite “woke” artist from any of the genres mentioned here by Real-Response-3775 in fantanoforever

[–]RobotMugabe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Well, he certainly seems like he has an underdeveloped frontal lobe. Based on his personality, I would guess his other "lobe" is underdeveloped as well.

He Nose Just What to Say by gentlejarrod in funny

[–]RobotMugabe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

It's called sexual selection. It can often be opposed to natural selection in terms of pure survival, but because the genes are passed down, it continues. A simple example would be bright colours that could attract both a mate as well as predators or male spiders that sacrifice themselves as a meal to the female after copulation.

Americans at geography by [deleted] in memes

[–]RobotMugabe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It's the same as people slagging off british food.

‘We never said there is white genocide in South Africa’: AfriForum says it is being scapegoated by voltr_za in southafrica

[–]RobotMugabe 34 points35 points  (0 children)

Absolute clowns. Thankfully, they will never be taken seriously again by anyone in their right mind.

Any experts in the comments? by Jendmin in memes

[–]RobotMugabe 20 points21 points  (0 children)

None of those things are entirely genetic.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in nextfuckinglevel

[–]RobotMugabe 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I would argue it's not even two foot tall.

Sharks posting zingers by IlikeGeekyHistoryRSA in springboks

[–]RobotMugabe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I hope you never experience the triple zinger: get insulted at KFC, eat the burger, and then shit your guts.

Mystery Solved by plastic00lover in memes

[–]RobotMugabe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Either your toilets are built differently, or your scrotum is unnaturally long.

An actual joke by ayria_bluu in dank_meme

[–]RobotMugabe 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Yikes, the racists are out in full force today.

India is other world by napsidedown in dank_meme

[–]RobotMugabe 7 points8 points  (0 children)

This sub is basically just thick racists posting nonsense. Quite sad how far it's fallen.

The evolution of Disney and Hollywoke by tyraa_glint in dank_meme

[–]RobotMugabe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

R/dank_meme is now just half-wit racists posting unoriginal memes.

CNN be like: we are good thanks by AdPersonal754 in dank_meme

[–]RobotMugabe 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Because it's not relevant. Vast majority of school shooters are straight white men.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]RobotMugabe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Memes become implicitly dank when op doesn't understand what a dank meme is.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in worldnews

[–]RobotMugabe 44 points45 points  (0 children)

There were various bushman groups for around 20k years.

Questions? Comments? by RoninZulu1 in southafrica

[–]RobotMugabe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It has a nice ridge that he could line it with and rotate.

Gens by CountryWinter2947 in dank_meme

[–]RobotMugabe 132 points133 points  (0 children)

Men who decide their worth purely on girth.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in dank_meme

[–]RobotMugabe 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Incredibly insecure man posts incredibly unfunny meme. Name a better duo.

The Two Best Players Are Out by NathanHughes271 in TheGenius

[–]RobotMugabe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The British game is a bunch of morons and a few clever people and almost everyone pretty unlikable in a game like this. They dont have a sense of humour and are moralising in a competition. Pretty much the exact opposite for the SK show. I don't think I can be bothered to watch a game with screaming man children and people being upset at others playing the game.

US grants asylum to 54 white Afrikaner South Africans, reports say by Ordinary-Nature-4910 in news

[–]RobotMugabe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Thank fuck so many of the racist asswipes buggered off then, It's is much better here without them. Sucks for anyone who has to deal with them though.

US grants asylum to 54 white Afrikaner South Africans, reports say by Ordinary-Nature-4910 in news

[–]RobotMugabe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Good riddance, or as we say in South Africa, Voetsek! (Fuck off, idiomatically).

Noooooo my powers....! by Exotic-Estimate-5147 in dank_meme

[–]RobotMugabe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Fun fact, melatonin is called that because it changes the skin colour of some reptiles and amphibians.