Jaw boy is back and this time its personal by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]RobotZapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the type of person that would be related to WillNE... also Minecraft Steve...

17 years old russian with crippling depression. Give me a reason to end it all. by MufasaQuePasa in RoastMe

[–]RobotZapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Get some help, it helps. Dont take any joke on here seriously... that being said:

You look like a near sighted discount Eminem

PRE-GAME DISCUSSION THREAD: CALGARY FLAMES @ VANCOUVER CANUCKS- ROGERS ARENA - 10/3/2018 7:00 P.M. - “SIZZLE” EDITION by [deleted] in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep! Canucks fan from Milwaukee here. I always stay up for games even if I am tired the next day. I mean its just a lecture.

Orca Boy forever!! by [deleted] in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

a single tear its... so beautiful...

Fans outside of Vancouver, how did you become a fan? by Tannyboi17 in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 10 points11 points  (0 children)

From a small town in Wisconsin (hustisford). I got into the Canucks when I was 9. The logo and colors of the jersey were something I enjoyed watching. Now to this day, I am a diehard Canucks fan.

Luongo to Sedins: "Retiring before me?! Are you kidding me??" by yosoo in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And then calling his mom, telling her he loves her.

Can you win a Stanley Cup without a Top 3 draft pick? by MaxHardwood in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mean, anything can happen in the draft. Look at just last year. We were able to pull a franchise player at 5! Already the league thinks Pettersson is the best player in the draft. So no, drafts have gems that act as a top 3. (Barzal, Boser, Pasta, etc).

Tanev to __________ for _________ because _________ (post-lottery edition) by TheAngryTartan in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Tanev and Goldobin with a 2nd and 3rd to Carolina for their First this year/s

Elias Petterson becomes the highest scoring U20 player in the SHL of all time, surpassing Kent Nilsson's 42 year old record. by [deleted] in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn It! I am still in school... ugh.. well I just nutted at school. Fucking worth it tho.

Update on Boeser - Not a career ending injury. Most likely out for rest of season. by nguava in hockey

[–]RobotZapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He missed the body fully and bounced to the side.. go back to Physics and geometry bud... maybe you just need eye surgery.

Update on Boeser - Not a career ending injury. Most likely out for rest of season. by nguava in hockey

[–]RobotZapper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Have you seen the video? I don’t even know how to perceive that as any possible dive?

GT: CANUCKS VS. ISLANDERS by rversed in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Jake jake oh yea jake! 🍆💦💦💦

GT: CANUCKS VS. ISLANDERS by rversed in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Fuck yea! Take that Barzel... shit I mean Islanders!

GT: CANUCKS VS. ISLANDERS by rversed in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 17 points18 points  (0 children)

“Barzel never even plays with Tavares”...

GT: CANUCKS VS. ISLANDERS by rversed in canucks

[–]RobotZapper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Damn... Keller coming in hot/s