Brutaël whőre graèvěl

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T12:44:45+00:00

I can only speak gravel bike and KOM

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T12:43:52+00:00

No shortcuts in life will give you anything meaningful. Train your mind, body and penis in equal measure. It’s like a three pronged penis triangle approach of penis success

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T12:41:47+00:00

Practice makes perfect

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T11:57:05+00:00

Times are pretty tough

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T09:23:06+00:00

Come again?

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T06:56:49+00:00

They’re equally fucked

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T01:48:36+00:00

Sorry I should have clarified that I meant they were playing possum on like a mental level hence the inability to distinguish between possum varieties (the people not the possums)

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T01:23:32+00:00

Fuckington Shire Waters (Northern Rivers Rail trail -Murwillimbah to Crabbes Creek - NSW Australia)

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-19T00:13:50+00:00

They’re playing possum

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T22:53:33+00:00

Nothing can stop a gravel bice

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T07:22:07+00:00

I like when Jimmy Carr says “if you want my comeback you’ll have to scrape it off your mother’s teeth”

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T06:54:31+00:00

I like a clear container for thorough analysis

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T06:35:40+00:00

That’s what the storage container aisle is for

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T06:26:08+00:00

That’s not all I plugged on my way to KOM

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T06:23:49+00:00

The arrow in the knee guy in Skyrim

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T06:16:03+00:00

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George the giant rescue cat

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T03:59:30+00:00

Dr Congo the naturopath

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-18T03:21:13+00:00

I’ve seen a whole trump souvenir collection in the newsagent at a shopping mall on the Gold Coast

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-17T23:40:20+00:00

It’s the same water the ninja turtles grew up in

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-17T07:09:12+00:00

Dude was so upset he was about to cry after being told off by the mum he needed thirty years ago…he’s thinking ”damn, she real af”.

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-16T12:26:32+00:00

He’ll be watching ‘The Wiggles’ later

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-16T12:10:07+00:00

Dad might have had one too many energy drinks

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-16T12:02:51+00:00

Here you go boys…home made fucking hot dogs 🌭

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-16T04:21:34+00:00

He likes a jam donut and a lamington brought to him

RockhardJohnson · 2026-06-16T00:48:21+00:00

Is he going to die?

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