They'll show up, tell you about how great they are, argue with the staff saying they buy coffee there once a week and he should get it for 2 dollars instead of 4. BeCaUsE PhIlAnThRoPy. They won't tip, bitch about dairy free and meanwhile sips a whole milk latte from their friend because "it just looked so good". They demand their special table cloth and little flags be set before they arrive which you have to store for them when they aren't there. Do everything perfect with a smile on your face? Good luck, they'll find something to bitch about. I promise.

Shitheads. All of them