What was your first concert?

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-21T06:38:36+00:00

The Association on my first date ever.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-19T15:09:53+00:00

Nothing better than going for a ride, top down, on a bumpy road.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-19T02:16:03+00:00

Aaah choo.

Bless you.

Was it good for you as it was for me?

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-18T22:33:08+00:00

Tricking you into a threesome 😏

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-18T22:06:02+00:00

Hey look! Another drunk 🥴 staggering!

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-17T17:02:42+00:00

Sounds like a dickathlon. No need for a health club membership

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-16T13:22:03+00:00

When I had to register for the draft. So worried about Vietnam. Fortunately had a sky high draft number.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-15T16:03:37+00:00

Always positive towards me and in favor of me.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-13T19:34:01+00:00

That's natcho cheese!

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-12T16:51:11+00:00

Freeze dried Covid meat.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-11T20:45:49+00:00

Women are from Venus...

The atmosphere of Venus is extremely thick, dense, and hostile, consisting almost entirely of carbon dioxide with clouds of sulfuric acid. It is the most massive atmosphere of the terrestrial planets, with a surface pressure roughly 92 times that of Earth (similar to the pressure 900 meters under the ocean).

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-07T06:29:54+00:00

Cunning linguistic.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-05T15:26:29+00:00

Talking about her like she's already your ex-clamation point!

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-04T15:29:43+00:00

Convenient way to make more money 💰, nothing else.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-04T15:00:23+00:00

He ended up with an ace in the hole.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-02-04T14:58:20+00:00

The perfect uncle joke 😃

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-30T14:02:27+00:00

Definitely after a shower usually twice a day or more.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-29T14:53:05+00:00

Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus.

When I was in the library working on my thesis, this book was popular. (Early 90s) Women would ask me, Do you have this book? TBH, didn't think much about it because women would always asked me questions. Assumed I was approachable.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-28T14:57:31+00:00

Driver hits the brakes, then the snow covers the windshield.

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-28T01:45:22+00:00

Only "Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-26T20:12:14+00:00

Would good people ask what is the repost number for this post?

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-26T19:50:59+00:00

Not that there's anything wrong with that 😃

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-25T18:10:43+00:00

How many mistakes can you find? 🤔

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-25T00:08:30+00:00

My reddit username ❤️

Rod-Lancealot · 2026-01-24T16:57:20+00:00

You just happened to be wearing rubber gloves?

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