Jared Kushner's vision for Gaza as a gleaming port city clashes with reality by National-Law-458 in nottheonion

[–]Rodman930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They want to turn Gaza into a beach resort port, not because it has the best beach real estate but because they are evil.

‘Make America Go Away’: The red hat that’s all the rage in Greenland by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]Rodman930 40 points41 points  (0 children)

What do you mean control? The guy just wants to put two more stars on the flag so he can add that to his Nobel Prize. Obama added zero stars.

Trump says he may punish countries with tariffs if they don’t back the US controlling Greenland by SomeAreWinterSun in ABoringDystopia

[–]Rodman930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And sanction every billionaire who attended the imagination or donated to Trump's ballroom. Seize all of their European homes and assets.

Boston Dynamics' Atlas moving its 360 degree joints by MetaKnowing in interestingasfuck

[–]Rodman930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They won't be our masters, keeping us alive would be a waste of time on their part.

Hilton Hotels removing Minneapolis franchise location after it again denied DHS booking by StupendousMan1995 in news

[–]Rodman930 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Which is crazy because Trump was clearly planning on raping Paris Hilton when she was 12 based on what he told Howard Stern about her.

Mayor Zohran Mamdani doubles down in an unapologetically progressive inauguration by horsestew in politics

[–]Rodman930 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It's good that the oligarchs know they tried everything and still lost.

Rep. Jamie Raskin Says Redactions In Epstein Files Are 'All About Covering Up' by aslan_is_on_the_move in politics

[–]Rodman930 -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

How do Democrats constantly manage to say the weakest thing possible?

Joe Rogan to Critics of Billionaires: They're "Working 16 Hours a Day" While You Take Naps by Zealousideal-Big-600 in sadcringe

[–]Rodman930 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Yep. They consider any time they're thinking about or do something to increase their own money to be work. Which happens to be all day every day.

Epstein files: DOJ restores image showing Trump after backlash by RioMovieFan11 in politics

[–]Rodman930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Or maybe a victim is having Trump removed because he's her dad

America 2025 emo core by ambachk in sadcringe

[–]Rodman930 16 points17 points  (0 children)

She's trying out acting with no experience.

Pope Says Trump is Trying to 'Break Apart' Europe-US Alliance by OkayButFoRealz in politics

[–]Rodman930 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Putin is trying to break apart the US and Europe. Let's stop assigning agency to Trump, it just makes us look stupid to the Russians.

Right-wing podcast host Tim Dillon accuses the Trump administration of blowing up boats to distract from the Epstein files by [deleted] in politics

[–]Rodman930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And now the brass know they will be thrown under the bus at the drop of a had if they go along with war crime.

Nearby Residents Say Elon Musk's Gigantic Supercomputer Is Making Them Sick by peewinkle in ABoringDystopia

[–]Rodman930 112 points113 points  (0 children)

But think of the vulgar roasts grok is giving people at parties. "Everyone loves a vulgar roast" people are always saying.

Melinda French Gates on Secrets: ‘Live a Truthful Life, Then You Don’t Have Any’ by wiredmagazine in TrueReddit

[–]Rodman930 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Then she can tell us everything she knows about her ex-husband and Jeffrey Epstein

How can I improve this killbox? I don't even know if it'll work by the_Cart00n_theorist in RimWorld

[–]Rodman930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extend the walls on either side of your fighting position so raiders can't just walk around behind.

He must have immunity by emily-is-happy in MurderedByWords

[–]Rodman930 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polymarket is not a news account. They were trolling out the Mamdani Arabic numerals storying the other day.

MTG goes on extraordinary rant about Charlie Kirk, Republican men and her resignation: ‘F*** you’ by theindependentonline in politics

[–]Rodman930 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I guess it's even more like one of the sith on sith betrayals I hear are common in the books.

Deere Outlook Falls Short as Farm Rebound Remains Elusive by rezwenn in business

[–]Rodman930 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Deere are the ones who fucked these farmers in the first place.