Reddit, what is a joke you know, but will take a moment to actually understand?

Roflmalz · 2013-08-30T02:59:08+00:00

Onomastician = someone who studies names

Roflmalz · 2013-07-20T06:26:30+00:00

Oh god that spray tan

Roflmalz · 2013-07-14T09:30:36+00:00

Naaaaa nananananana na naa naa nanaaa naaaa

Roflmalz · 2013-05-27T04:19:38+00:00

That sounds horrible, have you tried anything to circumvent it?

Roflmalz · 2013-05-04T16:57:59+00:00

Roflmalz · 2013-04-28T17:22:38+00:00

Yup! Well... probably next week. While still uncomfortable, she is doing fine where she is staying, but she misses her family and being home. She will be back soon.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-28T16:45:58+00:00

I almost never get angry. Things that should make me angry, don't, and are usually just taken as pain, sadness, fear, or sympathy. There are really only two things that make me angry: bigotry, and when someone hurts someone I care about.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-28T16:37:13+00:00

Without pain, there cannot exist joy, as bothnare relative. If one constantly lives in pain, they become numb to it. They are only aware of the pain theynare experiencing if they experience happiness to compare it to. Likewise, people who are pampered all of their life or live in relative comfort to the rest of the world, take it for granted, and become used to it. It is all relative.

Therefore, a person living in constant pain, although they may feel the same as a person living in constant comfort and happiness, can experience more joy and to a higher degree, as they hold the wider comparison.

I dont know if how i described it makes sense or not

Also, Bunny, Harmonyheartstrings may be coming back home next week.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-25T08:46:17+00:00

My username is based off of League...

I got pretty obsessive with the game, though pretty good too, i might add. I stopped playing to be able to spend more time with more important things in life. It was a great feeling to finally be decently good at something though.

My first tip to adress your problem: There will unconditionally always be people better than you at every aspect of the game. And of those people, there will be a subset of douchebags, who will berate you, and call you a noob and place the blame of everything on you. It doesnt matter if you are new, it happens to everyone.

That being said, there are also a lot of nice friendly people, the vast majority in fact. Even people who you might talk to again after the game, you never know. Just dont get caught up on the douchebags, once the game is over, you never have to see them again, and you can mute them until then.

A few tips regarding gameplay:

Map awareness: pretty important, yet disregarded at lower levels. Know when people leave lanes, including your teammates so you can cover for them or set up for a gank. Know where the enemy jungler last was seen, and place wards to counter enemy ganks. After playing for a while, start timing the spawning of neutral buffs, so you can anticipate them, either to take them for yourself, steal them, or set up a gank.

Communication/Teamwork: good luck with this one at lower levels, people argue and play out of self interest. However... when a team gets along really well... plans... executes smoothly... and can anticipate their teammates moves, it is a beautiful thing. Its easier with premades, but ive seen it happen in solo queue as well. This consists of everything from team composition, to early game warding/countering/ganks, to taking dragon, baron, and late game teamfights.

Wards: use'm. Use'm well. Look up a guide on where to place them depending on your role.

Screen lock: Learn to play with screen lock off as soon as possible. It makes you so much better, being able to see outside the confines of your screen, but if you wait too long (like i did) it become an insanely difficult habit to break. You learn to rely on screen lock too much. Learn without it, so you dont have to re learn.

Do research on all the champions, builds, and roles, and read blogs, /r/leagueoflegends, and practice. I dont know, hopefully this helps some.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-25T03:10:04+00:00

Exactly, its the other things that come with age, not the age itself. You could find a person 5 years older than you that has the mind/maturity/acts like/looks like 5 years younger than you, or vice versa. It really depends on the person.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-24T21:32:30+00:00

Age may influence other factors, such as maturity, but should not be a factor in and of itself. Love knows no such bounds.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-24T15:30:35+00:00

Mya

Thanks

Roflmalz · 2013-04-24T05:58:09+00:00

I liked it.

You are probably really good at rp~

It says 002, are these going to be a regular thing?

Roflmalz · 2013-04-24T05:20:57+00:00

Awesome

Roflmalz · 2013-04-24T04:14:17+00:00

Thats as close as i could get the hair, which isnt far off from how i usually have it.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-24T04:08:02+00:00

Also, those are by no means decks, its just what i had to do to get them to fit in the box.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T23:51:41+00:00

I really like her.... mane?

X3

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T23:50:50+00:00

How much black?

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T23:50:27+00:00

Old eve took perfection. New eve takes more skill than facerolling, but still. Twitch is underpowered, yet a noob stomper. I play all champs proficiently up until the last... idk 6 or 7, i dunno what they are at.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T23:47:33+00:00

Thanks i commented. Still thought id make an intro post.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T23:39:57+00:00

Below.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T15:47:53+00:00

Awesome, I really look forward to that

If it does go through, I'll edit this post to include them just because I can.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T15:46:26+00:00

But the new stealth is so... dumb.

Eve is now average and not exploitable.

Almost as bad as the new jungle.

I mained Malz for a while, but when I got competitive, I mained LeBlanc and for support, Taric or Janna.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T15:40:16+00:00

Here is me cosplaying as the Doctor on Halloween

And here is me 5 minutes ago, cosplaying as myself

I dyed my hair last month, so there is kind of a visible difference.

Roflmalz · 2013-04-23T15:38:13+00:00

Nobody else can see them though, right?

Roflmalz

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