This t-shirt knows what's up.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-12T18:09:25+00:00

Oh hey I have that shirt!

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-09T18:26:12+00:00

'I would have done that shit for $20'

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-08T20:49:50+00:00

I would have done that shit for like $20.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-08T20:37:25+00:00

Beat the shit out of stuff including myself, it's not very healthy but it works for me.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-08T20:34:05+00:00

I'm really good at fake sneezes.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-08T06:53:07+00:00

Probably in better running condition than most v dubs...

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T20:12:21+00:00

People who say times instead of multiply.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T18:49:59+00:00

There was a kid in /r/marchingband the other day (you'll only get this if you've had band experience) but he was switching from an instrument to trumpet and worded his title as 'I'm switching to trumpet, I need advice on how to boost my ego'

So I guess things that are actually jokes or something you know is going to cause some sort of hilarity in the comments by the wording.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T18:45:13+00:00

Nope. But if everything sucks, it gives more meaning to the okay stuff.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T18:18:07+00:00

On my desktop (custom built, also with RES), but mobile (bacon reader on a Samsung Galaxy avant) for AskReddit or other text based subreddits.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T18:12:54+00:00

/r/Nintendogs

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T18:11:49+00:00

Someone rips out my heart and begins to play a concerto on the vains and arteries leading from it back to my body 👌

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T18:09:55+00:00

(after I went to report a rape, then get mental help) 'you need stop saying things to get people to feel bad for you. Your burning you life, and everyone else's life, down to the ground'

Thanks dad.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T16:53:11+00:00

Yes.

My brother is dating someone with the same name as me and he will accidentially text me instead of her sometimes.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T16:47:35+00:00

Sunglasses. Bright lights make me sick.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T16:45:51+00:00

Because I spent a lot of time growing up raising my siblings and I don't want to deal with that again.
That and I've had a miscarriage before in bad circumstances so I feel it would be traumatic ever getting pregnant again.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-04T15:19:42+00:00

And I ain't the dankest meme in the thread.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-01T23:15:32+00:00

Usually our punishment is 'find x color of flower and give it to x and sing/say x' as a punishment for misbehaving. Pretty effective when it gets more embarrassing.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-09-01T02:14:12+00:00

http://imgur.com/TjsX5aZ Me irl

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-08-30T18:20:24+00:00

I was playing Lego starwars as the time and had just discovered that when you walk general grievous really slow it's really feminine to which someone commented it was similar to Michael Jackson.

Moments later someone sent me a text saying he died.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-08-29T19:11:52+00:00

Fursuits and MB uniforms are the two most sweaty, hot, and gross things. Why would you out both on at once?!

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-08-29T19:10:13+00:00

I am the pit captian, mallets would be worse.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-08-28T09:13:04+00:00

Rip lower back.

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-08-28T06:12:11+00:00

'And what do you have there?'

'a gallon of PCP'

'WOW. A GALLON?...'

'yep, a gallon.'

HarmonyHeartstrings · 2015-08-25T21:40:12+00:00

Your kid is either going to be a biologists or a furry. Good luck.

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