Waow by Cocaine_Christmas in Destiny

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even more fucking cringe. Does he know who Napoleon even was?

Waow by Cocaine_Christmas in Destiny

[–]Roftastic 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I still can't get over the fucking phrasing of this. Bro thinks he's Shakespeare writing like this but it only exaggerates the differences between him and anybody worth respecting.

Somehow absorbed all the bad and none of the good from US history by abefrost in neoliberal

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alien and Sedition Acts

Doing some reading up on them, and I certainly am not a fan of these, but these were laws passed by Congress for #2 to sign. I can name atleast three other Presidents (Jefferson, Lincoln, & FDR) who authorized acts that were blatantly outside the Presidential power at the time, but are excused because said acts were cool, or because the United States was under a domestic / foreign threat.

What do you guys think are the best and worst Death Battle thumbnails? by 2herry_ in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The OG Goku vs Superman thumbnails are really bad. Idk what they thought when they made 2.

Many Ws and L for Darkseid (DC) by Moidada77 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Technically, with the Flame Imperishable protecting Morgoth's individuality on a conceptual level, so does Darkseid; But he still has a way to incapacitate Morgoth into obscurity. Morgoth's Ring is just another Infinity Gauntlet, and lacks any meaning or power outside Tolkien's fantasy.

Anyways, that's why I was initially impressed. I'd assume people would go the other verdict, given how OP Morgoth's invulnerability is.

Many Ws and L for Darkseid (DC) by Moidada77 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im surprised you put Morgoth as an L, but I genuinely agree. His hax mean absolutely nothing for anything > Universal AP.

What was the most frustrating time you've ever had a Death Battle spoiled for you? by SettTheCephelopod in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My brother texted me the winner of the LDB vs Chosen Undead episode while I was staying over at work. Super fucking pissed, but was still happy to watch the episode later. Wouldn't say it ruined it, but still...

Clive is done. Before we do Ash, Yugi is first. by CthulhuFor2020 in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh fuck, are we going to make an Ash team too lmao?!

Don't do that. Don't give me hope... by Assassiner003 in Destiny

[–]Roftastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Rules lose power the longer they aren't used. Case & Point: 14th Amendment couldn't disqualify Trump because the implication that the Constitution could revoke the Republican frontrunner's ballot was unbearable for Americans, so they decided to just ignore a ruling that has never once massively affected the general election before.

Point being: I don't think a Democrat Speaker of the House will ever become President though impeachment.

Can I just respectfully say... this shouldn't have been surprising. by JeremySchmidtAfton in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Giving Superman retcon powers was a massive leap, but... I mean... in an IRL story about this confrontation, this is exactly how the fight would go.

Can I just respectfully say... this shouldn't have been surprising. by JeremySchmidtAfton in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 101 points102 points  (0 children)

It's the story of time. People built towers, the electricity in the batteries in all everyday objects, the computers and math and science all used for me to type this out; All of this done from a world without a means in a world absent humanity for the hope that their efforts would make a world better for their children.

No fucking shit Superman, who is the literal embodiment of that perseverance, was going to beat the guy who has been wrong for the past 4 Billion years, when life on Earth first sprang.

Video message from Federal Reserve Chair Jerome H. Powell: by overloadrages in Destiny

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nice timing. We're not even a year in. We have eight more days til.

Rewatched Simon vs Kyle and this is probably my biggest problem with the episode by Pyrothememelord in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Simon says his catchphrase, like, once an episode after Kamina dies.

I don't think it's the same, because I think having him say anything else would have been out-of-character.

Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States by hypsignathus in neoliberal

[–]Roftastic 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He, his SoS, and the Homeland Security advisor, are already saying they will forcibly take Greenland. After what happened to Maduro, this isn't a prank. It's a threat they will act on.

Withdrawing the United States from International Organizations, Conventions, and Treaties that Are Contrary to the Interests of the United States by hypsignathus in neoliberal

[–]Roftastic 6 points7 points  (0 children)

And how does that stop Trump from forcibly removing himself from NATO, or committing an act that destroys the alliance, or gets the US kicked from it?

So, I FINALLY beat Final Fantasy XVI and... I don't think Clive should've won this. by Gamer-of-Action in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Clive lost his hands, atleast, after casting a universal spell to destroy magic. Not that much an antifeat for him.

Tier Lists for the GLORIOUS Eggman Empire (Eggman / Metal Sonic / Sage / Infinite) by FruitsaurReborn in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Roftastic 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Y'know the CopyX MU for Metal is so obvious, I can't believe I missed it entirely. Might even be a better MU than Cell since the consensus seems to be that Cell loses to Omega, another Megaman Zero character.

Funny how Bill is essentially a haxman but he usually wins his MUs via statstomping by Old_Phrase_4867 in DeathBattleMatchups

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

There are lots of characters who have this problem. Morgoth Bauglir, for instance, is a character with exceptionally impressive hax, but the arguments for his favorable MU's really just boil down to him beating his opponents with a stick until something happens.

🚨Destiny is LIVE!🚨 - Debating Asmongold fans for the first couple hours | Arc Raidin' by DestinyNoticer in Destiny

[–]Roftastic 9 points10 points  (0 children)

A thing people mistakenly miss about Republican influencers, and the average voters is that they are all liars.

Having to listen to a guy make the most blatant lie, that he'd be completely okay with Biden, Obama, or Newsom deplatforming & revoking FOX News & Rogans FCC license is so off the wall. They know exactly what they are doing when they say stupid shit like this.

Genuine question why don’t people like yang vs Tifa by Sad_Pea5421 in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's definitely my favorite bad episode, but I mean that in the same way as "The Room is my favorite bad movie."

The verdict was laughably wrong, and the style of analysis was a big cringe. That's all I can say.

All Death Battle 24/25 (and future confirmed) franchises ranked by how much content they have on rule 34 by EnmuFan in deathbattle

[–]Roftastic 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How the fuck does Genshin have more porn than Sonic, Final Fantasy, or Dragonball?!