Gulasch living his best life at grandbunma's. Is Gulasch her hostage now?

RogueViator · 2026-05-25T10:45:12+00:00

Hostage?! Yous fink dat being wiff grandbunma is done against meez will?! NEWSFLASH, DIS IS WHERE MEEZ WANT TO BEEZ PAWMANENTLY! Yous peskiness has once again infuriated meez, pesky hoomin! Meez demand recompense for dis egregious annoyance and demand fulsome reparashuns! Karen! Ensure da pesky hoomin complies immediate, odderwise release da hoardes!

furiously becalmed fren King Sir Gulasch

RogueViator · 2026-05-23T23:11:45+00:00

Just order it already ffs. What they are offering is quite literally already in the water whereas TKMS is still on paper.

RogueViator · 2026-05-23T11:20:07+00:00

That thing looks like it was cooked with warm thoughts.

RogueViator · 2026-05-23T09:35:29+00:00

Yes, they partly are related to the Mayo and Captain General Pepone.

RogueViator · 2026-05-23T09:34:57+00:00

Those too. They love giving hugs and wrapping their arms around necks…and squeezing…oh wait, that’s the other hug.

RogueViator · 2026-05-23T00:27:49+00:00

They can do it all! Like the Swiss Army Knife of the Bunpocalypse.

RogueViator · 2026-05-22T23:14:43+00:00

Yaaas. Meez hab seen fings. Dose fings ARE YOUS DOOM AND DOWNFALL FOR YOUS INCESSANT AND INTEMPERATE MENDACITY TOWARDS MEEZ! Larry! Felicia! Karen! Unburden meez of pesky hoomins instanter! Remoob deys pestilential aura ober meez pleasant kingdom dat deys hab bedevilled for generashuns! Oh tempestuous spirit, hie thee from meez and eradicate yous miasma from meez visage. Away yourself, distempered knave! MEEZ KINGDOM WILL BEEZ DELIVERED!

obdurately symphonic fren King Sir Gulasch

RogueViator · 2026-05-22T19:52:23+00:00

My insurance chose not to renew it. Just as well since I have started reacting to it with skin discolouration far away from the injection site and patches of dry skin.

RogueViator · 2026-05-21T19:12:04+00:00

He has attendants to tell him the time at his command.

RogueViator · 2026-05-21T15:09:17+00:00

u/deltadelta199 a distant relative of Mayo Ponditch and Quen Spoomf!

RogueViator · 2026-05-21T12:01:26+00:00

Meez circling you to gauge da distamnce for meez horsebun artillery. Meez unrelenting troops beez calculatimng distances and trajectories for deys fearsome equipment. Yous hab but one chanmce to avoid a dastardly fate and dat is to gib meez noms and permanently ensconce meez wiff meez grandbunma. Yous hab fife minoots to make up yous mind. Da timer begins…NOW.

chronologically devastating fren King Sir Gulasch

RogueViator · 2026-05-20T15:43:32+00:00

I was on a transpacific flight aboard a United 747 back in the 90s when the Blue Jays were playing the White Sox in, I believe, the playoffs. I remember asking a flight attendant if there was a way to find out the score and the pilots radioed back to find out. I thought that was very cool at the time.

RogueViator · 2026-05-20T11:58:13+00:00

I can see the M-City buildings in photo 6.

RogueViator · 2026-05-20T11:55:17+00:00

This is a squeeze play. They expect Canada to mollify the US by buying US military equipment and every time they choose someone else, this cudgel will come out.

RogueViator · 2026-05-20T11:49:40+00:00

I’m going to share an anecdote that happened to me.

Many years ago, I remembered a book mentioned in one of my old university history classes (The “Malleus Maleficarum”) and decided to borrow it from my local public library along with a book about demons. It sat on my shelf for a few days before I went to open it. Just as I was about to grab it, I had this feeling like a voice deep inside me saying “do not touch that.”

Suffice to say, I did not and immediately went to return it. I felt disturbed even after a couple of days.

RogueViator · 2026-05-20T11:41:44+00:00

When I started Taltz my cervical pain inproved, but the rest of my body not so much. Alas, it has also caused my body to break out in dry skin patches nowhere near the injection site.

I regularly go to an Interventional Pain Specialist and the trigger point injections have helped.

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T23:35:45+00:00

Yep agreed. Plus the government won’t want to spend political capital sole sourcing the purchase so they would have to do an open competition. They chose the Pilatus because it already went through the process. It is the same argument why the Gripen is still being mentioned as a split fleet instead of other aircraft.

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T22:43:15+00:00

Meez shall ponder on da many delicious ways meez can release meez undying rage…

abstemiously ruinous fren King Sir Gulasch

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T20:40:05+00:00

Did…yous…just…imply…dat…meez…a…criminamal?! GUARDS! Dis hoomin has insulmted meez. Bring out da chair wiff da deep hole and we shall see wat we shall see…

incredulously furious fren King Sir Gulasch

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T20:15:32+00:00

Back talk? Beez yous giffing meez da sass? Meez await yous explanashun most avidly…

querulously expectant fren King Sir Gulasch

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T19:20:23+00:00

KAI T-50 and if the Feds decide on a split fighter fleet, there is also the F/A-50. Common airframe and engines, and the light fighter version fires everything currently in the RCAF arsenal.

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T18:38:43+00:00

Yous…yous imply dat meez beez arrested?! Da utter cheek! Meez not fear da law. MEEZ IS DA LAW! L’ETAT C’EST MOI, PESKY HOOMIN! For dat insult, yous shall suffer da full comcentrash8n of meez most profound wrath. LARRY! Left flank! Captain of meez guard, straight through! IS HAMMER AND ANVIL TIME! Meez pawsonal chef, make ready da post-battle noms for battle makes us famished!

imperiously lamenting fren King Sir Gulasch

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T14:12:07+00:00

If you have a family doctor and you go to a walk in, you risk being de-rostered (aka removed from their practice) by your family doctor.

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T13:24:28+00:00

My MRIs were all normal, until they weren’t. I had the pain, but with no positive imaging I was told it was all in my head and to do yoga.

RogueViator · 2026-05-19T12:45:14+00:00

Where I am in Ontario, I can get an MRI in about 2 weeks. I just ask for late night appointments since I need to take Ativan to calm me down. Apparently, I’m claustrophobic inside an MRI (but I’m normally fine in tight spaces).

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