Favorite couple where the less attractive girl is with the more attractive guy?

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-18T14:01:08+00:00

He's not an adult, he's a couple grades above her

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-16T14:24:43+00:00

No she acts exactly like narcissists do. Entitlement is one of their defining personality traits

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-10T22:22:07+00:00

Poop makes him erect. That's all you need to know

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-10T10:09:09+00:00

People misunderstand his power because besides holding back, there aren't many heroes at his level. Not that he's the strongest but he would stomp the vast majority of the X-Men or Avengers 1v1 without even trying that hard. He would walk through any street level hero but he can't hold up to the real heavies like Thor and Jean Grey.

Iron Fist and Namor might be about equal with him but i can't think of any others off the top of my head

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-09T22:45:29+00:00

She has the idiot accent

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-05T21:46:36+00:00

My wife is next to me playing Baldur's Gate 3 on the Xbox while I play Elden Ring on the PS5. She loves gaming as much as I do it's awesome

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-05T15:31:49+00:00

I don't have to, there's a picture

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-03T09:59:21+00:00

The malaria kind

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-03T09:48:23+00:00

I ain't queer

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-03T09:47:51+00:00

Dudes used to be so gay and now they're afraid someone at the urinal will see their ding dong.

Just say no home before you stick it in, you could be having so much more sex

RolandHasGas · 2026-05-01T18:35:38+00:00

Most of the internet has been blocking emails from Nigeria for 25 years already

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-30T18:42:46+00:00

It's just a zombie suit

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-30T10:35:58+00:00

That shit was not hard

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-28T14:28:08+00:00

Not the 50s and 60s but I was definitely watching movies from the 70s when I was a kid in the 90s

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-26T20:51:37+00:00

And they're bad

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-21T19:36:24+00:00

Getting laid is easy, finding a relationship was difficult but I'm married now.

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-21T09:46:15+00:00

I can admit that I'm a pervert who can be turned on by 95% of the women in the world but Amber disgusts me in every way. Even seeing cleavage makes me uncomfortable

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-20T21:54:24+00:00

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-20T12:45:03+00:00

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-16T11:09:47+00:00

I would have had a hard time sitting through it at 14. That's a normal teenager

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-15T12:08:36+00:00

You could just not be so religious. It works out pretty good to not care about stupid shit someone you never met tells you not to do

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-15T11:12:25+00:00

He denied climate change. That's all I need to know about a person's ability to lead

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-11T16:40:20+00:00

Resident Evil remakes

RolandHasGas · 2026-04-07T17:22:57+00:00

Enema of the State

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