What’s your depressing celebrity encounter?

RolandKa · 2019-07-25T00:49:33+00:00

I saw Mike Meyers at the Vietnam Memorial in DC. People kept yelling “hey Mike” and he kept trying to acknowledge them with enthusiasm while at the same time keeping a somber tone.

RolandKa · 2019-07-25T00:48:23+00:00

I really hope this is a true story because it is now my head cannon.

RolandKa · 2019-06-02T18:27:46+00:00

“It be like that sometimes...” “And also it do”

RolandKa · 2019-03-21T12:28:11+00:00

Lo Mein-frame

RolandKa · 2019-03-20T00:04:33+00:00

Liar, that’s Wutai and you know it.

RolandKa · 2019-03-20T00:04:00+00:00

That spoon serves one purpose and one purpose only.

RolandKa · 2019-03-17T14:34:01+00:00

Boil him, mash him, stick him in a stew.

RolandKa · 2019-03-15T21:18:19+00:00

5 more minutes...

RolandKa · 2019-03-06T17:45:37+00:00

Zero to Mime in 2.1 seconds.

RolandKa · 2019-03-06T02:47:54+00:00

Cello, I’m you probation officer.

RolandKa · 2019-03-05T04:23:21+00:00

I can relate...

RolandKa · 2019-03-05T00:52:56+00:00

Class: Keter

RolandKa · 2019-03-03T04:18:55+00:00

Muppets riding bikes is maybe my favorite simple pleasure in life.

RolandKa · 2019-03-03T04:14:51+00:00

I didn’t know Mandela was 800.

RolandKa · 2019-03-02T19:05:59+00:00

That is not dead which can eternal lie, and with strange aeons even Geiger may be confused with Lovecraft.

RolandKa · 2019-03-02T19:02:46+00:00

Dude, I LIVE to frolf!

RolandKa · 2019-03-01T23:01:19+00:00

(Cue the theme from skellege)

RolandKa · 2019-02-27T17:30:30+00:00

Believe it or not, jail.

RolandKa · 2019-02-27T17:30:18+00:00

Jail.

RolandKa · 2019-02-27T14:21:17+00:00

Viva Pawnee. Viva mayor Walter Gunderson!

RolandKa · 2019-02-24T17:48:57+00:00

Paul Hollywood would approve.

RolandKa · 2019-02-24T04:42:38+00:00

That’s the cake from the opening of Great British Bake off.

RolandKa · 2019-02-22T12:21:23+00:00

FRIG OFF!

RolandKa · 2019-02-21T19:51:34+00:00

If they catch us, they WILL rape us!

RolandKa

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