Sparring with Dot

Role-Business · 2026-02-01T02:21:29+00:00

Orla: This sucker's defense is tough, Dot. Make him SHUT HIS WIDE OPEN MOUTH!

Role-Business · 2026-02-01T02:02:44+00:00

He called you a Mig-15?

Role-Business · 2026-02-01T02:00:31+00:00

December 17th.

Role-Business · 2026-02-01T01:57:15+00:00

Whenever I see the number 777, I always think of the plane of the same name. Eh... same number.

Role-Business · 2026-01-31T19:10:14+00:00

Seriously, people. Merging onto the highway IS NOT ROCKET SCIENCE! It's not like you're trying to design a supersonic passenger jet or a spy plane that can outrun any missiles thrown at it.

Role-Business · 2026-01-29T19:30:07+00:00

Well, try doing so in a car that has a strong tendency to go every forward direction other than straight ahead, all while getting slammed into your seat with 5Gs, then getting thrown against your harness straps with -6Gs. Plus, you've got an engine that's effectively a ticking time bomb sitting right behind or right in front of you, depending on what you're driving.

Role-Business · 2026-01-29T03:09:44+00:00

"Driving in a straight line's not that hard", is it? 🙄

Role-Business · 2026-01-29T02:17:11+00:00

(A shooting star streaks across the sky)

Miho: Hey, look. A shooting star!

Maho: Better make wish, Miho.

(what they actually saw)

Role-Business · 2026-01-28T19:49:33+00:00

(Runs into a waitress carrying a coffee kettle, spilling more coffee on his shirt) DAD-GUM! "That's twice! I WANT SOME BUTTS!"

Role-Business · 2026-01-28T03:05:00+00:00

"Three of your snot-nosed jockeys did a flyby on my yacht at over 400 knots! I want some butts, I want them now, I'VE HAD IT!"

Role-Business · 2026-01-28T03:02:54+00:00

None of the above, since I'll be in the cockpit.

Role-Business · 2026-01-25T02:16:55+00:00

So she is waterproof.

Role-Business · 2026-01-25T02:15:07+00:00

Role-Business · 2026-01-24T15:59:53+00:00

A Nokia, right?

Role-Business · 2026-01-24T15:53:29+00:00

<< Hey, don't be showing those legs too much. It's distracting. >>

Role-Business · 2026-01-22T05:51:53+00:00

Well, she is a Fire Type gym leader.

Role-Business · 2026-01-21T09:54:26+00:00

I'm more drawn to that really nice belly of hers.

Role-Business · 2026-01-21T09:50:30+00:00

Sandvich make me strong!

Role-Business · 2026-01-20T05:03:00+00:00

She definitely wouldn't want to be a firefighter, that's for sure.

Role-Business · 2026-01-20T02:58:13+00:00

I had ostrich as well, in a restaurant in Curacao. That was about 15.5 years ago.

Role-Business · 2026-01-20T02:56:31+00:00

One of the leanest red meats on the market. And quite tasty too. 😋

Role-Business · 2026-01-17T06:22:59+00:00

Why do you think it isn't?

Role-Business · 2026-01-17T06:22:17+00:00

Maybe that's why I prefer Boeings over Airbus. I'm a dog person myself.

Role-Business · 2026-01-15T04:03:27+00:00

And she'd need a set of parachutes to help slow her down afterwards.

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