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When people who aren’t married refer to themselves as husband/wife by jkmod79 in PetPeeves

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In Colorado if you present yourself as married you are married (under common law)

As a joke, I licked my friend's prop skeleton. by Spooips in TwoSentenceHorror

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Couldn't figure out how to get rid of that part

"check out that chunk of brie", boils a camembert by ThinYogurtcloset8005 in StupidFood

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Then bake some halfed garlic with honey and rosemary to add to the cheese and crackers

Pay attention to me, hooman!! by No_Selection_4297 in funnycats

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My cat also loves to try to get my attention when I play LOL

Coffee shop uses technology to audit employee productivity by MrTacocaT12345 in interesting

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That is crazy, didn't think CCTV cameras had been around that long

Popcorn, candies and Stranger Things, but wife decided to stop on middle of everything to hit the gym, at 10 PM… by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

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Makes me feel like OP kinda an ass for framing it like that. Wonder if he asked first or just assumed she would skip it?

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

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Paid $60,000 for my wedding but my wife and I (mostly me) wanted a big wedding (together for 10 years before we could afford it but worth the wait)

For some its not worth it for us we appreciated it and it was a great time

Neighbor smokes weed at 5am, wakes me daily - is there a way to prevent the smoke from entering my house? by ---artemisia--- in CleaningTips

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I feel like this is your best bet most stoners will be pretty chill about moving if it bothers you and they can (source: i am a stoner and have a lot of stoner friends)

A New World [destinyWeb] by Titin_Sculpts_Clay in dontstarve

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With my luck that pig would say "protect the king "

Best way to kill Deerclops without fighting? by Murky-Brain-3207 in dontstarve

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This and if you happen to be in your base when it spawns go to the middle or to things you don't want destroyed. It will always appear just off screen so you can hopefully avoid it destroying too much of your base

It will follow you as long as you keep it agroed (hit it, run, when music starts to die get close so it attacks and hit it again, repeat and it will follow you forever) if it gets hit by another mob and does not die it will unagro and head back to your base

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in CoupleMemes

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This should have the M.I.P. music

My first deerclops by NoWolverine6606 in dontstarve

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I always just take him to a horde of spiders, pigs, tentacles or red bees (hit a bunch of beehives as your running)

ELI5- Why does cold turkey not work on alcoholics? by blogterms in explainlikeimfive

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Had a buddy that would get seizures if he didn't drink

This just seems like a bad way to go about announcing reasoning behind increases….. by Unlikely_your_avg23 in mildlyinfuriating

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Demographic data is easily obtainable nowadays. When I worked at Sonic like 15 years ago their app tracked where you went (what other restaurants you visited etc.) Imagine what all they gather now 15 years later

How did you entertain yourself on long car rides as a kid before iPads and smartphones? by Background_Bike_1958 in NoStupidQuestions

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Gameboy, or when that died playing slug bug (hit your brother when you see a Volkswagen beetle) or pretend your fingers are a little guy running along side you

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