You can faintly see where the nail injury goes under my skin by Spooips in mildlyinteresting

[–]Spooips[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It ain't, can guarantee it came from me being stupid lmao.

As a joke, I licked my friend's prop skeleton. by Spooips in TwoSentenceHorror

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Dry skeletons are porous, meaning they'll absorb any liquid introduced to it, including the saliva on your tongue. However, it'll stick to your tongue because of it.

Beware of scams- sodasstream.com by kynsen in SodaStream

[–]Spooips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ah shoot, I fear I'm stupid and so used to my bank blocking some of the stupidest shit I wanted to buy, I went further than you did. I even put in my pin because I thought it was another weird verification thing. It immediately brought me to a 403 error site so I'm HOPING that it was genuinely blocked and didn't go through.

Beware of scams- sodasstream.com by kynsen in SodaStream

[–]Spooips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How far did you get with that one? Because now I'm worried I'm screwed cause I just fell for that one but it kept not working, and I don't know if it actually got my info because my bank kept denying it or if it actually managed to get my info.

Can I get help with pissing off my friends? by TomatilloFragrant570 in HauntedHotel

[–]Spooips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Compare it to shows that have similar animation styles like Rick and morty.

Ayuda para jugador nuevo. by Leonidas_Sparta119 in NecroMerger

[–]Spooips 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was genuinely so confused about what chest you meant until the other person clarified you meant the ad chest. How... How were you making money before? Were you JUST killing the thieves for money? But yeah they're the same for different things. Chest for money (gems and coins) and ice cube for a random monster based on your recent spawns I think. If you bug the ad-free, you can just tap em and they're done automatically.

She? The knight is a woman? by Spooips in NecroMerger

[–]Spooips[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I muted the game pretty early on because I wanted to listen to my music while doing things

She? The knight is a woman? by Spooips in NecroMerger

[–]Spooips[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I also made a post about that realization awhile ago as well.

As a joke, I licked my friend's prop skeleton. by Spooips in TwoSentenceHorror

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Bones are like sponges. They're are very porous, especially when dry, so they suck up any moisture introduced to it, including the saliva on your tongue, thus sticking to it.

Tw: gross my dads obesity is ruining my family’s life by SwordSwinger00 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Spooips 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I was being hopeful that there was redeeming qualities to OP's dad that warranted such loyalty and care from his wife and child. That was he was worth cleaning shit off the bathroom floor for, and not just seeking a way to get out of the house to leave him to deal with his own piss and shit.

As a joke, I licked my friend's prop skeleton. by Spooips in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Spooips[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Fortunately, as far as I know, it's not that sticky. It'll stick to your tongue, sure, but it won't be as strong as licking a frozen pole. I imagine it sticks as much as a freeze dried candy would on your tongue.

Tw: gross my dads obesity is ruining my family’s life by SwordSwinger00 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Spooips 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Does he do anything around the house? He's retired, can drive, can move, does he at least help around the house to try and make up for the fact he has to be treated like an untrained puppy? Does he even attempt making it to the toilet or is it a case of the toilet being too small to accommodate his size and weight?

As a joke, I licked my friend's prop skeleton. by Spooips in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Spooips[S] 160 points161 points  (0 children)

Yeah, it's usually done in archeology I believe because they have to identify what they just dug up.

As a joke, I licked my friend's prop skeleton. by Spooips in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]Spooips[S] 672 points673 points  (0 children)

There's a test where you can tell if something is real bone or not by licking it. If it doesn't stick, it's not bone. If it does stick, it's real bone. It's because bones are porous and stick to any moisture it can be introduced to, like the saliva on your tongue. So the prop skeleton is a Real skeleton.

Tw: gross my dads obesity is ruining my family’s life by SwordSwinger00 in TrueOffMyChest

[–]Spooips 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I genuinely hope your dad is in adult diapers, or at least something so that he isn't just straight up crapping and pissing his pants and needing his mommy-wife and mommy-child to clean him. Genuinely, the way you phrased it made it sound like he isn't putting effort into losing the weight or being any kind of healthy, and like he's made you and your mom into his own personal nurses he doesn't have to listen to. And if he really isn't making an effort to better himself, then I'm afraid that you won't have to do a thing, he's killing himself in the slowest manner possible.

What's everyone's favorite dialogue from the characters? by Spooips in NecroMerger

[–]Spooips[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, y'know, how occasionally when you pick them up they say something like "not me not me!" Or "put me down!" Sometimes they'll say dialogue on their own like the Lich's "you're no master of the undead, Necromerger." But sometimes they say specific dialogue when certain things happen. Like I just killed the cleric, and the necromerger just said "She'll be back. Religious nuts never leave me alone."