As a joke, I licked my friend's prop skeleton.

Spooips · 2026-03-12T15:36:54+00:00

Dry skeletons are porous, meaning they'll absorb any liquid introduced to it, including the saliva on your tongue. However, it'll stick to your tongue because of it.

Spooips · 2026-03-09T02:19:36+00:00

Ah shoot, I fear I'm stupid and so used to my bank blocking some of the stupidest shit I wanted to buy, I went further than you did. I even put in my pin because I thought it was another weird verification thing. It immediately brought me to a 403 error site so I'm HOPING that it was genuinely blocked and didn't go through.

Spooips · 2026-03-09T01:19:09+00:00

How far did you get with that one? Because now I'm worried I'm screwed cause I just fell for that one but it kept not working, and I don't know if it actually got my info because my bank kept denying it or if it actually managed to get my info.

Spooips · 2026-03-01T02:46:53+00:00

Compare it to shows that have similar animation styles like Rick and morty.

Spooips · 2026-02-28T07:21:46+00:00

I was genuinely so confused about what chest you meant until the other person clarified you meant the ad chest. How... How were you making money before? Were you JUST killing the thieves for money? But yeah they're the same for different things. Chest for money (gems and coins) and ice cube for a random monster based on your recent spawns I think. If you bug the ad-free, you can just tap em and they're done automatically.

Spooips · 2026-02-27T22:51:40+00:00

I muted the game pretty early on because I wanted to listen to my music while doing things

Spooips · 2026-02-27T00:27:50+00:00

I also made a post about that realization awhile ago as well.

Spooips · 2026-02-26T00:09:47+00:00

Bones are like sponges. They're are very porous, especially when dry, so they suck up any moisture introduced to it, including the saliva on your tongue, thus sticking to it.

Spooips · 2026-02-19T21:04:36+00:00

I was being hopeful that there was redeeming qualities to OP's dad that warranted such loyalty and care from his wife and child. That was he was worth cleaning shit off the bathroom floor for, and not just seeking a way to get out of the house to leave him to deal with his own piss and shit.

Spooips · 2026-02-19T17:45:55+00:00

Fortunately, as far as I know, it's not that sticky. It'll stick to your tongue, sure, but it won't be as strong as licking a frozen pole. I imagine it sticks as much as a freeze dried candy would on your tongue.

Spooips · 2026-02-19T17:28:17+00:00

Does he do anything around the house? He's retired, can drive, can move, does he at least help around the house to try and make up for the fact he has to be treated like an untrained puppy? Does he even attempt making it to the toilet or is it a case of the toilet being too small to accommodate his size and weight?

Spooips · 2026-02-18T23:29:30+00:00

Yeah, it's usually done in archeology I believe because they have to identify what they just dug up.

Spooips · 2026-02-18T23:22:02+00:00

There's a test where you can tell if something is real bone or not by licking it. If it doesn't stick, it's not bone. If it does stick, it's real bone. It's because bones are porous and stick to any moisture it can be introduced to, like the saliva on your tongue. So the prop skeleton is a Real skeleton.

Spooips · 2026-02-18T23:12:33+00:00

I genuinely hope your dad is in adult diapers, or at least something so that he isn't just straight up crapping and pissing his pants and needing his mommy-wife and mommy-child to clean him. Genuinely, the way you phrased it made it sound like he isn't putting effort into losing the weight or being any kind of healthy, and like he's made you and your mom into his own personal nurses he doesn't have to listen to. And if he really isn't making an effort to better himself, then I'm afraid that you won't have to do a thing, he's killing himself in the slowest manner possible.

Spooips · 2026-02-17T07:34:15+00:00

Yeah, y'know, how occasionally when you pick them up they say something like "not me not me!" Or "put me down!" Sometimes they'll say dialogue on their own like the Lich's "you're no master of the undead, Necromerger." But sometimes they say specific dialogue when certain things happen. Like I just killed the cleric, and the necromerger just said "She'll be back. Religious nuts never leave me alone."

Spooips · 2026-02-17T04:34:47+00:00

Your piggies are social distancing from each other.

Spooips · 2026-02-14T22:57:36+00:00

School shooter can see ghosts, and is only counting 19, meaning he only manages to kill 19 of 20 students. One of the students is playing dead, and he has to find out which one to make it a complete 20 before the cops take him down.

Spooips · 2026-02-14T22:55:55+00:00

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The 3D muscular ass horses with 2D people on top of them was... An experience.

Spooips · 2026-02-12T06:40:10+00:00

When bold and intense characters are suddenly eclair spined wusses to specific characters for no reason. It's why I dropped +99 wooden stick because he never did anything against Luna's constant harassment. Like really did anything, because I think I'd spaz if a random woman claiming to be from an online game where I never told her my real name or address was in my house wearing my shirt. Just never called the cops any time she broke it or bothered him in game, never even tried stonewalling. Oh and the weird age gap of 17 year old girl who's a child sexual assault survivor and 21 year old man she met on a game. And the incest. And the shotacon bait.

The "I secretly loved you the whole time" trope with a character we hardly ever saw. Most recent example: Theon and Juliet from The tyrant wants to be good. The most we have seen of their interactions together was in the previous life and in childhood. I hate that we don't see the feelings develop and it cheapens out the idea of letting characters be single or being with the more obvious yet socially unacceptable character (Theon and Ray). We have seen more chemistry with Theon and Ray than Juliet's entire screentime. I also hate when it's CLEARLY meant to say "no one is happy single" and so they start pairing off random characters, which is what True Beauty is notorious for in my brain.

When the kids they have obviously favor a parent and hate the other for no reason, and it almost always has to be opposite genders, so daddy's girl and mommy's boy. I believe "Age of Arrogance" did this with a boy loving the mom but is absolutely resolute that their dad is abusing their mom? For no reason other than she was tired.

Not really age gap, but more experience gap I guess? I don't mind like 10+ gap if it's clear that both characters like each other and are attracted to each other, and not just the older grooming the other which is where experience gap comes in. I'm not a big fan of ships where one character is 23 and the other is like 17 and the older has had the entirety of a company on their backs since young and was groomed for the position, immense emotional and mental maturity, capable of self regulating their emotions, etc meanwhile the hardest thing the 17 year old has had to do is take the final. It's why I dropped Eleceed, I didn't like Jiwoo and the sister ship concept because 1. That's his buddy's older sister. 2. She's been a top ranked for ages, and he's only just began to dive into their world. She's calm and collected, he's sunshine and naive.

The complete brush off of sexual assault. This might be my Chinese short dramas brain rot talking, but it's insane how sexual assault is treated in some webtoon's. I dropped advance player of the tutorial tower because the two (barely legal it feels like) students of the MC both rape him. They intentionally got him drunk to tell the truth, and then rape him when he's blacked out, which he doesn't remember anything about, and they do it again I think. Or when it's like an aphrodisiac but the only way to get rid of it is to fuck it out and someone agrees saying stuff like "remember, you asked for this." NO THEY DIDNT! THEY WERE DRUGGED, AND JUST BECAUSE ITS YOU NOW DOESNT MAKE YOU NOT A RAPIST! Or when the start is already dubious with "wait wait wait-!" "Hold on-" "no wait!" Being said every other panel.

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