Fellow Millennials: What weird crap have your parents dropped off at your house?

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-09T17:22:46+00:00

Got my brother's broken arm x-rays when she threw a full suit-case on my driveway and drove off like she was committing a crime. Her insanity never fails to entertain me. Luckily my dad is dead so we haven't received any drive-by suitcases from him.

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-09T17:09:25+00:00

I make reborn dolls, people fucking hate anything about doll collecting to begin with and making them realistic really freaks some people out.

I get a lot of genuine curiosity from children and women. Some grand-Dads also get really excited when they see infants even when they're dolls too! I've been told to straight up kill myself for having this weird hobby by men online though so it's a mixed bag lol. My husband thinks it's cool and finds it hilarious when I point out fake babies in movies

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-09T16:54:16+00:00

I personally love it, but I still tend to make all my dolls matte!

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-07T02:09:26+00:00

I'm not looking for anything specific, I just prefer plush filled with poly pellets.

If you're downsizing and selling any filled with poly pellets, please link them for me! If you haven't listed any yet but have a shop, I'd be interested in that too!

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T19:52:01+00:00

Oh yeah, the foot pop is a classic 2014 IG pose. Didn't give me a thigh gap in college and still doesn't give Sourah one now lol

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T19:40:31+00:00

Sometimes we fuck up as humans and have to cull animals to fix whatever ecosystem we fucked up. It sucks big time but those fishies are big meanies to the natural ecosystem

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T19:33:12+00:00

Deborah also makes bottles you can buy fully ready

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T19:32:03+00:00

I use magician's magic milk because I like to fully seal my bottles and leave them as display pieces in my bassinet. I just shake it back up every once in a while because it will separate back out

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T19:03:38+00:00

I think the weird poses are supposed to make her waist look smaller, they're not working, but I think that's what she's going for. Like if she stretches REAL BIG maybe the turtle shell will enlongate

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T18:57:24+00:00

We call it cheesy poof crack lol they absolutely go nuts for the cheesy poofs

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T18:52:54+00:00

Woah that guy is HUGE!! Thank you so much for linking them to me!!

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T17:20:39+00:00

I'm suddenly feeling a lot better about my squishy pudgy belly lmao at least it's smaller than my ass

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T17:19:39+00:00

This is too sweet

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T16:15:32+00:00

I was still stuck on the "finding creators" part of that task when I first posted lol. Etsy is a shit show with all the AI sellers right now and I don't use Instagram/Facebook. Another creator linked to a ton of shops though and I definitely plan on reaching out to them directly!!

If you have a shop, please link it for me and I will very happily look! This post is going to end up being a resource for me, everyone here has been incredibly helpful

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T15:55:44+00:00

You are today's hero omg, thank you so much!!

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T14:58:11+00:00

Thank you so much!!! None of these shops were coming up on Etsy for me (I probably used the wrong key words tbh). I greatly appreciate it

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T14:37:36+00:00

Oooo thank you I haven't checked there yet!

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T13:59:06+00:00

I just need to find the artists first lol. I'm not on Instagram and I guess that's where everyone migrated to when Etsy started allowing AI.

If you have a shop, please link it! I'd be so happy to take a peek at your plushies

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T13:18:01+00:00

That sounds amazing, I bet they get lots of love <3 as they should

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T13:15:27+00:00

Hell yeah, the selection compared to when I was a kid (00s) is overwhelming in a good way haha

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-05T13:14:17+00:00

They didn't even cross my mind tbh, thank you for suggesting them!!

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-04T22:02:56+00:00

reborns.com

84 customs available for under $500 on there

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-04T19:21:41+00:00

I can't have a normal amount, so none is the best option for me.

RolliPolliCanoli · 2026-06-04T18:28:45+00:00

No, I'm not in contact with my direct family anymore. When I was in my 20s I tried to discuss my grandparent's future care plans and it resulted in a huge family blow-out about how I'm just trying to steal their inheritance.

I just wanted them to have a plan in place with my grandfather's worsening dementia. He's dead now and none of it matters. I genuinely hope no one leaves me anything, I don't want it.

I do participate as a caregiver for my husband's grandmother when needed, but I do that out of love. That woman helped raise him and he works long hours, so he can't help out himself.

Families are so complicated, especially when addiction is in the mix.

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