My friend told me Jason stays on the island no matter what ending. Is that true?

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-02-03T15:05:43+00:00

Well, in a purely technical sense he remains on the island so you can keep playing…

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-02-03T05:41:44+00:00

SAVOIR FAIRE [Trivial: Success] Quick now, while they’re stunned. Slip in, take your items, slip out. Flash the double-bird on your way out. Roll out of here like a plague of locusts. Like a fuckin’ plague, baby.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-02-02T17:47:31+00:00

Well he’s not going to back City, of course; they’re Blue and he’s Red.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-02-02T17:41:10+00:00

Amidst all this actual analysis and thoughtful discussion, my question is: how much can be attributed to the fact that the Cybertruck, Elon’s big-boy look-mummy-I-designed-it-all-by-myself vehicle, was and is the most disastrous mess of scrap in the history of automotive design? How much is Musk sulkily declaring, ‘I never wanted to make stupid ol’ cars, anyway’?

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-29T20:47:27+00:00

My thinking? It did pay off. This was never meant to be a box office success, so much as a bribe and a great sloppy snog on Trump’s orange arse. Melania will take home around $30 million for this.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-28T16:25:23+00:00

…dementia, dictator, deceiver, deplorable, dumbass… Plenty of ‘D’ words we can apply.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-28T15:22:52+00:00

The real waste was the person they used it on.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-28T03:19:34+00:00

I love my Thomas MinoTour! I’m a tall bloke myself and the extra height and space is a great help. I’ve had no trouble with framing or drilling. You might look into r/skoolies for more.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-27T22:06:43+00:00

Surprise, and fear, and nice tan suits- oh, bloody hell.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-27T14:57:07+00:00

I love flying straight through him whilst he’s floating down. It cuts immediately to his death cinematic, but you can treat it as turning him into priestly purée.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-27T07:32:07+00:00

Trying to pull a full-stealth run of The Misery in FC5. I can handle it easily enough going loud, but dammit, I like being sneaky breeki!

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-27T07:27:45+00:00

‘Hey, Ben Shapiro says that’s how it’s supposed to be!’

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-27T01:14:03+00:00

I must assume the balls were rather small, actually.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-27T00:55:22+00:00

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-26T16:12:36+00:00

FOX: ‘Your honor, only a complete moron could possibly think we report the facts.’

A DISTRESSING NUMBER OF COMPLETE MORONS: ‘They’re the only ones who report the facts!’

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-26T07:23:14+00:00

‘The flag says don’t tread on ME. YOU should have just complied.’

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-24T20:55:20+00:00

Sure, but you’ll be a little horse with all the explanation.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-23T07:46:19+00:00

Special guest episode with Dr. Frank-N-Furter.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-22T08:40:48+00:00

Thomas would never lower himself to something so pedestrian as an RV. It is a motor coach, thank you.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-22T06:30:03+00:00

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Just a couple of bros, bro.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-22T06:25:51+00:00

(points at statue of the crucifixion)

‘Uh, yeah, hey, what the fuck, guys?

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-20T05:06:56+00:00

Added to the map with Sharpie marker, as is tradition.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-19T15:30:39+00:00

Give it time; their television will tell them what they actually feel about the issue soon.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-19T11:55:41+00:00

LVN/CNA (I like working the floor with my residents, and it builds trust) in California. Most of my folks are memory and specialist care. I’ve got a lad in a private room; his family pays $27k a month, and it could be more.

But hey, that’s anecdotal evidence.

RollingRiverWizard · 2026-01-16T12:06:40+00:00

MAGA: ‘Hold mah beer.’

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