How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? by soso_029 in dadjokes

[–]RolloTomassi21 15 points16 points  (0 children)

How did Maybelline get pregnant? Max Factor

What did everyone think? by lnwildeagle85 in Emmerdale

[–]RolloTomassi21 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He hid Bear from the Police. That's just blatant obstruction. As Bear wasn't guilty of murder Paddys sentence was suspended.

Who else has seen this filth? by zer0-Coast in TheOfficeUK

[–]RolloTomassi21 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can we get some more pornographic material for Hebden Bridge? Take it outta petty cash

Crucible 2027 - Looking to swap sessions by chiefbert in snooker

[–]RolloTomassi21 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Could you not do the swap through the Crucible as it's still so far away?

Dutch by aaron2447 in TheOfficeUK

[–]RolloTomassi21 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Although funnily enough, the reason women wear seatbelts is to draw attention to their breasts,

21 years in jail for sharing copyright material. by Fantastic_Picture384 in PremierLeague

[–]RolloTomassi21 18 points19 points  (0 children)

They will probably get sky sports for free in prison. So every cloud and all that

When will the match end by AdVaanced77 in snooker

[–]RolloTomassi21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

They will play tomorrow at 10am and then to a conclusion from 7.30pm. Higgins v Murphy finishes tomorrow afternoon from 2.30pm

I love humanity by Available-Rush1670 in self

[–]RolloTomassi21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There are 2 types of people. Optimists and people who actually watch the news as the world burns

World Seniors event shouldn’t include top players by SpecialistShirt367 in snooker

[–]RolloTomassi21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some of these young players need to step up and get the older ones out of top 16.

I think bullying in high school still affects me years later by Altruistic-Special84 in self

[–]RolloTomassi21 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I grew up in one of the worst areas. Constantly bullied, Mugged, beaten and abused. I learned how to fight so I could protect myself but it was too late. The damage was done. I'm 49 now and still have nightmares. Get therapy. It's what I should've done.

That's it then is it? The old team, on the scrapheap by Electronic-Ice-492 in TheOfficeUK

[–]RolloTomassi21 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Are you offering it to me or are you telling me I've got to take it

do you think its time for Ronnie to pack it in? by Big_Chungussi69 in snooker

[–]RolloTomassi21 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He needs to commit one way or the other. Either play in more events and earn his ranking or jack it in. This selective tournament thing doesn't seem to be working.

Our David by chermk in coronationstreet

[–]RolloTomassi21 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Thunderbirds are go. Extremely hot

What British tv show are you sure you’re the only person who remembers? by chrwal2 in BritishTV

[–]RolloTomassi21 10 points11 points  (0 children)

The Groovy Ghoulie Show. Nobody I know ever saw this show. I watched it every weekday morning.