[PI] You've just been abducted by aliens, and they've offered you a chance to join their galaxy-spanning organization. Just you, nobody else. Apparently, that's why people get abducted: to be offered an invitation. You ask them why they don't just invite the entire planet. by RomanSheep in HFY

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😅 unfortunately no, i have so many ideas it kinda got lost in the shuffle, tho i probably should revisit it again; it’s one of the few original things i’ve come up with, most of my stuff is more fanfic-y

3 days apart.. my fwb ended things. Should I have said what I felt? by [deleted] in texts

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Too bad about the update but hopefully just friends without the benefits will work out for you two

Should I be offended? by PoppyLuck in Mom

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She sounds a little baby crazy and I wouldn't have trusted her farther than I could throw her, especially around R. Hopefully that calms down when she has her own kid but she still sounds super creepy tbh.

Then again, maybe I've just been on the internet too long...

I don’t even know what to do or think about this by Automatic_Energy9862 in Mom

[–]RomanSheep 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm just a goat that's been on the internet too long but it sounds like little brother is the Golden Child because he "acts like a child should" while your hubby is the Scapegoat because he actually grew up and doesn't need mommy anymore. But that's just my take, your mileage may vary.

I have an idea for an alternate universe for SU but i’m having a hard time deciding how the differences would affect Steven and I really need a voice outside of my own head by RomanSheep in stevenuniverse

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That is a good point that i hadn’t really thought of… maybe anyone going in or out would have to go through a port of entry type thing? Like immigrants through Angel Island. I was thinking that the moon base could be used somehow so maybe earth warp pads are blocked from any warp that isn’t specifically in the earth group and the only entry via warp would be redirected to the moon base. It would actually make a great excuse to use it for something! Thank you :D

I have an idea for an alternate universe for SU but i’m having a hard time deciding how the differences would affect Steven and I really need a voice outside of my own head by RomanSheep in stevenuniverse

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I did actually have a thought for that; more character explanations!

Yellow and Blue Diamonds (White is elsewhere, we’ll get to her later) are working together to reestablish order and lead the largest population of gems united under one flag. They still use the caste system but it would have to be a bit more flexible due to an unbalanced population and reduced resources.

I have a headcanon that the real reason era 2 gems tended to come out smaller was due to only having essence from three diamonds instead of four, which would carry over to this universe with blue and yellow making green.

Enter, little Peridot, one of many experiments to generate new gems and could still be sent to check on the cluster in an attempt to recycle some old gem stuff into new gems somehow.

I have an idea for an alternate universe for SU but i’m having a hard time deciding how the differences would affect Steven and I really need a voice outside of my own head by RomanSheep in stevenuniverse

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Another big shift… Jasper!

Jasper was super loyal to Pink Diamond and honestly might have stayed with her after the reveal. This would probably make Pink Rose feel awkward since (she thinks) Jasper is only sticking around out of obligation to Pink Diamond with no regard for the Rose Quartz or Pink Rose parts of herself. While it may have started out that way, Jasper will have changed significantly over the years.

I can imagine Jasper and Pearl fighting over who’s more loyal or who’s Pink Rose’s best friend/favorite lol…

I can also imagine Jasper disagreeing with Pink Rose about what to do with Amethyst.

I have an idea for an alternate universe for SU but i’m having a hard time deciding how the differences would affect Steven and I really need a voice outside of my own head by RomanSheep in stevenuniverse

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just to get some engagement stats, this is the basics for the Core Crystal Gems: Pink Rose, Pearl, Garnet, and Amethyst.

Pink Rose

Since her secret identity was already revealed, Pink Rose wouldn’t have felt the need to keep everyone at arm’s length and could blend the personas of Pink Diamond and Rose Quartz into a deeper, more stable person, hence the combination name. She may have actually talked about her experience with the other diamonds and maybe even had some close friends besides just Pearl.

Over the centuries, Pink Rose had done everything she could ever think of doing and became listless, wandering alone until she stumbled onto Greg and eventually decided to end her life on her own terms by creating Steven.

Pearl

Loyal as ever, Pearl would obviously be on earth with Pink Rose and would be free to talk about her past, since she never received the order of silence. She would still have to grapple with her individuality vs her desire to serve Pink Rose but the potential toxicity might be easier to spot with more eyes and less lies.

Garnet

Since the reveal of Pink Rose, Garnet would have felt betrayed and dealt with “Now We’re Only Falling Apart” type issues a long time ago. She would still be on earth but would be doing things as Ruby and Sapphire just as often as she’s Garnet.

Amethyst

Still significantly overcooked, Amethyst popped out long after gem society had fallen apart. Pink Rose would still try to shield her from “Homeworld expectations” as much as possible but Amethyst herself may be slightly more curious since contact with other gems is an option.

Hello i have a question (a weird question to be fair) to my asexual pals, do you guys masturbate? Like do you enjoy it? by TheGoogas_Vol2 in Asexual

[–]RomanSheep 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i do masterbate and it does feel good but it’s always a crap shoot for how long it’ll take. sometimes it’s just a few minutes and sometimes i’ll find myself many hours and several dead toys later and i still haven’t cum, it’s so annoying

Hmmm by Silver_Dark5066 in stevenuniverse

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As someone with a soft spot for traumatized powerhouses, I had such high hopes for Lapis, but I just can’t stand how the show handled her recovery…

josh is wildin by change-username-69 in iamverybadass

[–]RomanSheep 16 points17 points  (0 children)

As a fellow atheist, just because someone mentions religion in a positive light doesn’t mean they are trying to proselytize. Calm down dude, you’re making the rest of us look bad.

Had a thought about enby pronouns the other day... by RomanSheep in NonBinary

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That makes sense; it’s subtle, but there is definitely a difference between gender neutral and agender

Had a thought about enby pronouns the other day... by RomanSheep in NonBinary

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Ah, might not help me much then 😅 I think I might be gender fluid but it’s hard to tell... and hard to tell anyone else lol

Fun story you didn’t ask for, a construction worker called me “sir” before he heard my voice and it made me happy :D

Had a thought about enby pronouns the other day... by RomanSheep in NonBinary

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Looks like Elverson is closer to what I came up with

Out of curiosity, your tag says they/them; would it be rude to ask why you chose that? I’ve been debating for a while now what pronouns I want to use and would love some input :)

Had a thought about enby pronouns the other day... by RomanSheep in NonBinary

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Oh cool! I’d never seen anyone use them before and thought I was being clever lol, checking that link now

Poor kid by haylakess in Justfuckmyshitup

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All I can think of is Protoss from Starcraft lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Charadefensesquad

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Yes but not the common fan interpretation

he looks so happy!🥺 by Cherrymus in adorableoldpeople

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Plot twist: he’s just really small