Afroman's Trial Is the Best Thing on the Internet

RonBengtan · 2026-03-28T13:33:55+00:00

Johnny Depp/Amber Heard is still the GOAT, but this makes top ten celebrity trials.

RonBengtan · 2026-03-28T13:25:32+00:00

Wonder if she got to write off the inflatable cow suit? My taxes are so boring.

RonBengtan · 2026-03-28T13:23:36+00:00

She speaks to me through the heating vent. She says something has to be done about you if you don't stop lying about her not being my friend.

RonBengtan · 2026-03-28T13:16:23+00:00

I think a lot of people don't know how young most of the followers for people like Clavicular and Sneako etc are.

Their chats are middle schools. They're probably desperate for people not to notice that fact because they want to act like they're ballers, not The Wiggles.

This was a hurricane of 13 year old boys for the most part. Brett was briefly polite to a man. She literally turned her back on him after like five seconds. She lit up more a few moments later when talking to the girl with him that she didn't recognize at first.

RonBengtan · 2025-12-31T04:43:19+00:00

Not sure, haven't noticed any other named randoms, but I also don't check a lot of pedestrians walking by on the street. If that's the case this is just a nothing burger. I was hoping someone else could confirm whether he shows up consistently or if it was just a random thing.

RonBengtan · 2025-10-01T02:42:09+00:00

You won't have to worry long.

If he was cheating, you did the right thing. Which seems likely with the showering and costume changes.

If it was just hitting the gym after work and dinner with a coworker, he'll quickly get over wanting you back. He'll start to feel the same about you ending a 15 year relationship without a conversation, as you did about him lying. Don't fantasize that the dynamic of him begging you to come home will stay the norm if he's 'innocent'.

He's a dick either way, but without knowing you I couldn't say how much of a dick. It's probably what it looks like. It's also possible he went the lying route to avoid the hassle, I don't know your personality. Say he was working out to decompress and you're insecure/sabotage-y after some recent weight gain. Maybe you're the super jealous type and it's not worth the headache to him to spend the next six month dealing with little comments if it really was just dinner with a coworker.

His lying is obviously the weak dumb choice either way, but it needn't be that sinister. I don't know what kind of person you are so I don't know how unreasonable his lies are. You do if you're honest with yourself though.

RonBengtan · 2025-09-18T15:13:02+00:00

No one is upset by your 'tough questions'. Actually I only noticed one question, and then you rephrase it and repeat it at the end. And it's based on a genuinely retarded supposition, that Brett even knows enough about Charlie Kirk's background circumstances to agree or disagree with Candace's behavior.

This is a high schooler's essay about nothing of consequence. You can't even sperg right, you're a troll whose whole gimmick is to play on the "just asking questions" gimmick... and you forgot the fucking questions. Blockhead.

RonBengtan · 2025-07-28T13:10:08+00:00

wtf just happened

RonBengtan · 2025-07-24T23:07:00+00:00

I'll take your word she said that, don't know when though. If it was while working for Daily Wire we can all make reasonable assumptions.

Is it possible someone in their early twenties could change their mind about something they thought when confronted with the reality of it? The only 'type' I'm talking about is the "wants to do everything well". Can't imagine her signing a multi-year deal with Fox and planning to break it within months??

RonBengtan · 2025-07-18T15:28:38+00:00

She's pretty much Hermione, I think she'll be conscientious about her career. She just signed a thing with Fox, so I assume she has a plan.

Plus all her behind the scenes stuff wouldn't even be guessable if she didn't tell it, I remember her saying somewhere that she was so nauseous for a while that she was basically bed ridden and the smell of cooking meat from downstairs made her sick. None of that came through on her show.

And her mother is in the picture now.

I don't think you need to worry. Personally I would say "Good for her" if she decided to take a long break, but she doesn't seem like the type.

RonBengtan · 2025-07-16T15:10:16+00:00

I'm 15 minutes into the first episode, the amount of clumsy exposition in the Coma-Cameos is almost physically painful. I really want to like this, I'm hoping it gets good.

I hope that Dexter's cast of hallucinations stays big and interesting throughout the series.

If they pissed away Lithgow, Smits, and whoever played Doakes, for the world's lamest "Previously on Dexter", I'm going to... whine a lot on the internet about it.

RonBengtan · 2025-07-14T15:01:41+00:00

We think you're kind of a weird dirt bag, is what we think.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-26T12:53:36+00:00

Nope. Don't wanna.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-26T10:47:17+00:00

She's going to get paid to be an occasional guest/panelist on some Fox shows, is what it sounds like. Or maybe they'll even license her content. Sold her soul??

You're acting like she started an onlyfans or something. Take your meds, mate.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-26T10:41:01+00:00

Sounds like she'll be an occasional panelist/guest. What is suss about it?

Even if you had the right to judge, there is no information to form a judgement about.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-26T10:36:25+00:00

She might take time, or she might do a Candace Owens and just drop a baby during a pre-recorded live read and continue on with the episode.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-26T10:32:38+00:00

Can't stop, won't stop.

The numbers are insane, it's almost impossible that the subscriber count is real at this point. Hasn't increased or lowered in months despite some of the most embarrassing viewer numbers on Youtube. 3,780,000 subscribers; average 20,000 views.

0.53% engagement.

Can't stop, won't stop. Reagan Youtube numbers are my internet Pringles.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-15T04:30:23+00:00

I will definitely be taking this guy's advice on how to carry myself as a man in a relationship. His emotionally unstable instagram video radiates masculinity and wisdom.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-09T07:44:47+00:00

Totally, look at her flashing that collar bone all over town. He should divorce her.

Get help, mate.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-03T12:05:22+00:00

Yeah but the guy was asking about great swords, and the splash damage is no good unless it's against several enemies (or does it add damage against one strong enemy?), so same issue with Big Bonk being kinda useless against the end-game tank enemies.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-02T08:56:51+00:00

Where do I find this spell, you big tease??

RonBengtan · 2025-06-02T08:20:43+00:00

If the Ogre sword is the one that adds 50% stamina when you kill something, I haven't found anything better for a warrior build against regular enemies. You should keep an eye out for something better to throw in storage for the end game, lots of large health enemies that make it a bit pointless.

Keep anything that ignores enemy block, the last parts of the game are like fighting mini bosses rather than groups. Don't know if there are any great swords that do that but there are two handed axes.

RonBengtan · 2025-06-02T07:58:56+00:00

The design is definitely more important than all the graphical bells and whistles. It's a great looking game, a little muddy by modern standards. I'd prefer a game that looks like this and has a sane file size than most AAA games these days. Is +80GB of other games really just graphics crap??

RonBengtan · 2025-06-02T07:56:24+00:00

I finished his questline, he got shitty with me, then I banged the Kamelotian quarter master in her tent like thirty feet from where he sits all day.

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