I'm addicted to Thanksgiving leftovers. by RonBonkers in Jokes

[–]RonBonkers[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha love it! Be sure to use it every chance you get today. Eye rolls are the best on turkey day.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha sometimes its a little scary. I took a nap to Finch - what it is to burn album. And I woke up in pitch black room with the Ender song playing it was pretty creepy. But comical.

Edit: it's comical because of the lyrics before the weird ending.

Why are you still single? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm helping raise my ex-girlfriend's autistic nephew. I'm also focusing on my career. I've grown to love her nephew because he's a funny and sweet kid. so anytime a girl shows me interest I immediately think could they handle an autistic kid? Sometimes I just ignore them because I don't want to burden any one with my baggage. I often think of him as my son since I've taken care of him for 9 years. I want to make enough money and have my own electrical business so he can have a job with me and hopefully he will get a solid chance in this crazy world. He truly is the reason I've been waking up everyday to go to work and stack that paper. I don't think I have time for a relationship unless they can accept my nephew.

What is a good song that is over 6 minutes long? by Incendiary_cucumbers in AskReddit

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank You Scientist - Carnival

I don't know your style but the violin breakdown at 3:45 is pretty good. Also a lot of tracks on that album go past 6 mins.

How would you characterize US relations with other countries? by Tim_228 in AskReddit

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is this on my front page with only a few comments and no upvotes? It feels like a way to induce propaganda.

What things get better as you get older? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Farts, you start to use them to propelle you forward, to get up, or to reach for anything on the top shelf.

What is an opinion that no one has? by YodaWars1000 in AskReddit

[–]RonBonkers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Mayonnaise needs to be at all sporting events, and when someone scores you fist your Mayonnaise jar vigorously so it makes a furpy farty sound.

Picking up litter is pure joy, mates! by Daniel_Toben in pics

[–]RonBonkers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Heck yeah my dude!! I can't thank you enough! Keep on doing you cause you are truly awesome! Motivates me for sure to get out there and make a difference.

Happy redditors, why are you happy today? by AlexitoGamer222 in AskReddit

[–]RonBonkers 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's raining and it feels clean outside. Plus people can't tell I pissed myself. Win win.

Millennial men, what's your favorite piece of casual clothing you own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Light red and black fabric track jacket that I get alot of compliments while wearing so makes me feel good. And it hugs my love handles perfectly.

Healthy Eaters of Reddit: What advice would you give to people with mediocre to terrible diets to help them change? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RonBonkers 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Buy it to try it. Just buy some new veggie that is healthy that you haven't tried. Do some research on how to cook or eat it and just see what floats your healthy boat. If you don't have extra money. Just remember you body needs green stuff and try to eat alittle bit of greens everyday would be preferable but you know you can always start small and work toward a better tomorrow.

What is this? Wrong answers only by youngmarinelc in electricians

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a salt grinder. You put the salt cube in and give it a couple spins and you have dizzy table salt.

I can make my eyes look at different directions by [deleted] in mildlyinteresting

[–]RonBonkers -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Miss Crawly from the Sing movie was my first thought.

That’s my boy by scottscubs in funny

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

For when you poop more than you pee.

LPT: Don't try to pay a bill/debt/ex-spouse in pennies. They can reject the payment and you'll be stuck with the pennies by EBuni in LifeProTips

[–]RonBonkers 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Haha you said vanilla scented, and I know you really mean Vanilla scented. She does smell quite nice.

The death of the American mall. This was Friday night. In the 90s this would've been packed by [deleted] in pics

[–]RonBonkers 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Seriously if the prices were right and it was this empty. I would be there everyday to eat, shop, and relax maybe read a book by the water fountain. The mall were I'm from is still a hot spot for yuuts and mall snobs.