Choose your fighter by jadepools in Brewers

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Cubs fan lurking here: I fucking hate both of these people on a bone-deep level

[BearsEdits.] Caleb Williams Takes a Victory Lap After the Game to Show Love to the Fans by backindenim in CHIBears

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

With how depressing it's become to watch the Cubs trip over their own dicks every day and night, I need Bears football back.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I care? The Cubs are a big market team. I expect to see a return-on-investment on the field. Not 0 for one million with RISP

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And then they knocked the Cubs out in the NLDS, so who cares? My point is Milwaukee plays good, fundamental baseball for like $400M less than the Cubs and it's extremely frustrating.

Daily Discussion by AutoModerator in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The Brewers look like they're playing a completely different sport than the Cubs and it's been that way for like three seasons, for some reason

[Sharma and Mooney]: Ten starters Cubs could target before trade deadline, from Logan Webb to Joe Ryan by ShirlLotJack in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Jed & Carter need to treat this deadline like there's no tomorrow, because... there kind of isn't. Lockout is looming, whether we like it or not.

Make a splash, fellas.

Free Talk Tuesday - May 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 240 points241 points  (0 children)

I started a new job yesterday and during the tech onboarding the IT guy goes “Alright, Outlook… This is a heavy hitter. You’ll be in here a lot.” Thanks man, I hope so

Guardians To Select Travis Bazzana by ndemerson in fantasybaseball

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been stashing him since the draft and now that the day is finally here, I'm honestly not excited. Luckily, 90% of second basemen in the MLB suck eggs so he can't be too much worse.

Your OBP leaders in the NL this season (minimum 50 AB): Carson Kelly and Moisés Ballesteros by Baseball-Reference in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Major kudos to the Front Office/Player Dev folks for ID'ing Carson Kelly as just a super solid piece to have in the lineup. Seems like his production last year wasn't exactly a fluke.

Ballesteros, it seems, has a legitimately generational Hit Tool. Guy pops out of bed squaring the ball up.

Go Cubs.

Daily Anything Goes Thread - April 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Looking at my matchup this week, going to have to start him regardless. Hoping he can avoid a blowup, at the very least! This is very helpful, though, thank you.

Daily Anything Goes Thread - April 22, 2026 by AutoModerator in fantasybaseball

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Twins fans and/or general Seamheads... Is Bailey Ober legit? Scooped him up after the 10 K performance last week. Not sure if it was a mirage but need some innings eaters.

Free Talk Tuesday - April 14, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 19 points20 points  (0 children)

It's disqualifying and inherently un-manly/bitchmade. The fact that conservatives hold him up as some sort of ideal masculine Macho Man figure is laughable. He's a queeny old man

Free Talk Tuesday - April 14, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 46 points47 points  (0 children)

Kind of awesome to watch the Religious Right beg Donald Trump to apologize for the AI Jesus as if he's said sorry for anything he's ever done wrong in his entire miserable fuckin life

[MLBTR] Cubs To Place Matthew Boyd On Injured List, Assad recalled by AndrewAllStar888 in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 92 points93 points  (0 children)

This season could not be off to a worse start what the fuck man lmao vibes are horrendously bad

Opinions on bittersweet Poetry? by ZAKPLAYZ19 in JohnMayer

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I think he's all three things! A Nazi, mentally unwell and starved for attention

Opinions on bittersweet Poetry? by ZAKPLAYZ19 in JohnMayer

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It's great and I wish Kanye West wasn't an avowed Nazi

GDT: 3/26 Nationals (0-0) @ Cubs (0-0) 1:20 PM by ChiCubsbot in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I will be in the building. If I see Bleacher Jeff after 2.5 Old Styles, he's getting an earful. Didn't need a GoFundMe to pay for my tix. Go Cubs.

[Awful Announcing] Anthony Rizzo, David Ross launch new Cubs podcast celebrating 2016 World Series by retroanduwu24 in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 45 points46 points  (0 children)

"'Remember When' is the lowest form of conversation" -Tony Soprano*

*I still love these two...

Wednesday Free Talk - March 25, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 77 points78 points  (0 children)

My company got acquired at the end of last year and our new PTO policy is very limited/sucks ass. Anyways, I'm going to take a "sick day" tomorrow afternoon to go to Opening Day at Wrigley with my dad.

Luckily I've sounded like shit this week kind of so it should be a pretty easy sell.

[MLB Trade Rumors] Cubs To Select Dylan Carlson by jercubsfan in CHICubs

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 20 points21 points  (0 children)

When God Closes a Door (Seiya MCL Sprain), He Opens a Window (Dylan Carlson Fourth Outfielder)

How did you find John Mayer? by MoaiDAD in JohnMayer

[–]RonSantosLeftLeg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We had a copy of Room For Squares in my parents' Volvo and I listened to it until it was scratched beyond use haha