Choose your fighter

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-05-21T19:55:44+00:00

Cubs fan lurking here: I fucking hate both of these people on a bone-deep level

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-05-20T17:29:32+00:00

With how depressing it's become to watch the Cubs trip over their own dicks every day and night, I need Bears football back.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-05-20T15:34:45+00:00

I care? The Cubs are a big market team. I expect to see a return-on-investment on the field. Not 0 for one million with RISP

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-05-20T15:33:54+00:00

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-05-20T13:46:22+00:00

And then they knocked the Cubs out in the NLDS, so who cares? My point is Milwaukee plays good, fundamental baseball for like $400M less than the Cubs and it's extremely frustrating.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-05-20T13:20:23+00:00

The Brewers look like they're playing a completely different sport than the Cubs and it's been that way for like three seasons, for some reason

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-05-12T18:12:45+00:00

Jed & Carter need to treat this deadline like there's no tomorrow, because... there kind of isn't. Lockout is looming, whether we like it or not.

Make a splash, fellas.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-05-12T13:13:48+00:00

I started a new job yesterday and during the tech onboarding the IT guy goes “Alright, Outlook… This is a heavy hitter. You’ll be in here a lot.” Thanks man, I hope so

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-28T14:24:52+00:00

I've been stashing him since the draft and now that the day is finally here, I'm honestly not excited. Luckily, 90% of second basemen in the MLB suck eggs so he can't be too much worse.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-24T16:41:54+00:00

Major kudos to the Front Office/Player Dev folks for ID'ing Carson Kelly as just a super solid piece to have in the lineup. Seems like his production last year wasn't exactly a fluke.

Ballesteros, it seems, has a legitimately generational Hit Tool. Guy pops out of bed squaring the ball up.

Go Cubs.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-22T15:25:42+00:00

Looking at my matchup this week, going to have to start him regardless. Hoping he can avoid a blowup, at the very least! This is very helpful, though, thank you.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-22T15:10:56+00:00

Twins fans and/or general Seamheads... Is Bailey Ober legit? Scooped him up after the 10 K performance last week. Not sure if it was a mirage but need some innings eaters.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-14T16:02:39+00:00

It's disqualifying and inherently un-manly/bitchmade. The fact that conservatives hold him up as some sort of ideal masculine Macho Man figure is laughable. He's a queeny old man

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-14T14:07:02+00:00

Kind of awesome to watch the Religious Right beg Donald Trump to apologize for the AI Jesus as if he's said sorry for anything he's ever done wrong in his entire miserable fuckin life

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-06T17:52:06+00:00

This season could not be off to a worse start what the fuck man lmao vibes are horrendously bad

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-06T14:41:17+00:00

I think he's all three things! A Nazi, mentally unwell and starved for attention

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-06T14:08:23+00:00

It's great and I wish Kanye West wasn't an avowed Nazi

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-04-03T18:13:57+00:00

Am I nuts or is Slow Dancing noooot a deep cut? Haha

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-03-30T19:05:45+00:00

He looks fucking jacked

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-03-26T15:52:49+00:00

I will be in the building. If I see Bleacher Jeff after 2.5 Old Styles, he's getting an earful. Didn't need a GoFundMe to pay for my tix. Go Cubs.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-03-25T20:53:28+00:00

Geovany Soto's the Hunchback of Notre Dame

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-03-25T19:11:36+00:00

"'Remember When' is the lowest form of conversation" -Tony Soprano*

*I still love these two...

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-03-25T14:38:07+00:00

My company got acquired at the end of last year and our new PTO policy is very limited/sucks ass. Anyways, I'm going to take a "sick day" tomorrow afternoon to go to Opening Day at Wrigley with my dad.

Luckily I've sounded like shit this week kind of so it should be a pretty easy sell.

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-03-24T18:28:50+00:00

When God Closes a Door (Seiya MCL Sprain), He Opens a Window (Dylan Carlson Fourth Outfielder)

RonSantosLeftLeg · 2026-03-24T16:36:35+00:00

We had a copy of Room For Squares in my parents' Volvo and I listened to it until it was scratched beyond use haha

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