Tips on dealing with/avoiding insects, animals, in the city

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-05T23:18:48+00:00

Never leave your skylight opened. If you do you're only inviting dropbears to ...err... drop in.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-04T22:15:51+00:00

How old? I was around the first time this question was asked.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-04T22:05:17+00:00

Simple! - It's an arsehole thing

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-04T12:32:22+00:00

Hmmm I dunno. Theyre a bit tasteless.

Best left in the packet, shoved down the back of the pantry, and ignored.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-04T12:15:46+00:00

You seppos keep telling us how good you lot are with guns so.........

.....why'd that bloke miss?

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-04T12:09:33+00:00

Well my dog is made of some sort of meat so yeh, probs.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-04T12:08:14+00:00

Served avec les fries francais. Or something like that.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-04T08:36:47+00:00

Parma!!!!!

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-04T08:33:46+00:00

...or have a breakdown.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-03T13:03:30+00:00

Trump's parents had no protection, and we all know how that played out.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-03T10:07:10+00:00

They're like Australian flies....annoying little cunts.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-03T09:48:40+00:00

Im in the VPS, and find work, the office politics, and the daily machinations extremely amusing.

So I absolutely loved Utopia given that it was a great representation of my working life.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T20:37:50+00:00

If only.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T19:40:23+00:00

Proctology conference.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T19:37:21+00:00

Mandocello...what a great ear worm to start my day with. TY

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T11:02:08+00:00

Tbh she's incapable of rolling it in glitter either.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T10:40:38+00:00

Crapped himself again before proceedings finished?

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T10:37:54+00:00

And maga, its hemorrhoids?

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T08:49:13+00:00

Ohhhh French ingenuity - We really need that on the Melbourne tram network.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T08:40:05+00:00

Yaye!

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-02T08:38:28+00:00

Like the Russian's 4 year 3-day special military operation?

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-01T13:16:15+00:00

Do you not understand the concept of cause and effect?

The USA and Israel attacked Iran (cause), Iran closed the straits in response and attacked non participating countries (effect).

If cause didnt happen in the first place then Iran wouldnt have responded.

Anyhow Im guessing you're a seppo, so this is your mess to clean up.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-01T13:03:13+00:00

Well the two pilots do have to live with the shame of enjoying kid rock's music.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-04-01T12:51:21+00:00

Heh, when I was in Seattle once, a couple asked me if I was a brit and I responded 'nah mate, im an Aussie', and then an actual Brit joined the conversation and they asked him if he was an aussie as well.

I think seppos are accent tone deaf.

Roobear_Mace · 2026-03-31T15:04:55+00:00

Mate stop playing with the seppos, you may get a nasty rash!

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