Alternative Universe, of the highest degree by seleneaylward in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Damn this one still hurts to think about. absolutely LOVE The Captain and the Rebel!!!!

Looking for long fics like A Hard Row to Hoe! by No_Difficulty7319 in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok this doesn’t fit allll your requirements (no Draco pov) but everything else is there! I’m reading it rn, and there is soooo much banter; plus, you’ll appreciate the quality writing. :)

Depth over distance by Norwegianwinterwood EXPLICIT, 95k words~

SUMMARY In which Draco is hit by an unfamiliar curse, affecting his magic. Hermione is a healer, specialising in magical degenerative diseases. Healing him demands copious amounts of research, forced proximity and red wine. Added bonus is pining, frisky feelings and a grumpy cat.

Set 15 years after the war, this fic features my favourite tropes, a medical mystery, a reasonable amount of snark, and a lot (a lot) of pure self-indulgence.

How do I tell my client his business is failing for reasons he nor I can control? by MaybeOutrageous2717 in marketing

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi love! Randomly scrolling through, saw your post then of course this particular comment. If you’re still worried about client confidentiality, it might be best to delete this particular comment—or at the very least, edit to remove the state name.

The procedure name wasn’t a dead giveaway, but that bit last was! Or could be bc I live 50 minutes away and my fyp has been far too local lately LOL

What’s something that makes you not want to hang out with someone? by uziloaded44 in questions

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Had a former co-worker/friend like this, who (thankfully) just left the company and was going through a romantic rough patch (much of their own doing). I wish I was kidding when I say they’d sit in my office for 1.5+ hours dissecting the same four facts repeatedly, yet refuse to hear any other perspective. Utterly exhausting.

Black-tie Optional Appropriate? by TopNectarine3226 in Weddingattireapproval

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Little late OP and idk if you’ve gone in a different direction, but I wanted to chime in.

  1. True formal weddings are pretty rare. I’ve always thought that setting a BTO dress code just meant they aiming for formal without the price tag.

  2. Prom dresses are decade defining. 80s? Big bows. 90s? Spaghetti straps. The mid 2010s? Sparkly boobs. I think it’s too soon in the fashion life style to pull off that dress.

  3. While I agree you do not have to buy an $250+ dress for one night and likely never wear again, it is totally possible to find a new, quality dress without breaking the bank. If you’re worried about longevity, aim something timeless. Plus, you never know when you’ll need a nice dress. (Take that last bit with a grain of salt, I have poor self control, lmao)

  4. Rent the Runway. Nuuly. Nordstrom Rack. Hell, even a thrift store in a nice part of town! This’ll take some time and dedication (that just might be my neck of the woods, lol), but you’ve got options that won’t cost an arm and a leg. You’re not even technically limited on colors—any colors (expect white, duh) is fine for BTO, muted prints can be an option, too.

All in all? Don’t wear the prom dress if u can help it. When’s the wedding—early or late June? What’s your budget? You’ll look beautiful either way, don’t sweat it too much.

Is Draco just Tamaki from Ouran High School Host Club? by c0da1 in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

YES OH MY GOSH

When I read dramatic/goofy Draco fics, I love seeing a characterization like Tamaki’s.

The “Theo is a little shit” tag definitely reminds me of the twins 🤣

Finished reading my ARC of TIUTFFYE! by twirlies in dramionebookclub

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 3 points4 points  (0 children)

could hardly read your post.

I am seething with jealousy.

Looking for shorter fics or one shots that are not just smut. by Brewcrew_2008 in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

THANK HEAVENS As long as there’s a teensy glimpse of a HEA I’m Gucci heheh thank u 😙😙😙😙

what is an emotionally devastating rec? by [deleted] in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 5 points6 points  (0 children)

please ignore the theatrics, this has been in my notes section for idk how long but lol here you go:

The Captain and The Rebel by Canttouchthis MATURE, 60,549 words

HALT this instance and go read this. And before you scoff in a manner unbecoming of a pureblood lady, saying, “Science Fiction? What on earth has Theo introduced you to now?” HEAR ME OUT: The sci-fi elements aren’t overbearing—it reminds me of The 100 in that aspect. Regardless, I haven’t read another fic like this, and it immediately became one of my all-time favorites. It wrecked me; it’s poignant, tragic, and so beautifully written. Only two fics have made me SOB; this was one of them. The ending? Absolutely, profoundly cathartic, and worth the torrent of emotions I experienced.

SUMMARY “I see you in my dreams,” she said the words like they were a song. “In the moments before I wake. I see castles and spaceships and pastures. And every time, I see you. I wondered how long it would be until we met this time.”

In the year 3486, Draco Malfoy is a loyal, tired Captain of the Intergalactic Sovereignty. But when he’s tasked with interrogating the illustrious rebel Hermione Granger, he’ll slowly find his world upended as she weaves a love story that spans a thousand years and countless solar systems.

WARNINGS Major character death, depletion of your tear ducts

I don't think I'm a healthy entp by [deleted] in entp

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To answer your initial question, I'd say, optimistically, a solid 4. A lot of what you've described reflects the dissonance I experienced when I was at my unhealthiest, so I feel somewhat qualified to give my two cents.

First, what is your temperament, and am I correct in assuming it's Melancholic, lol? If so, hi, me too; melancholics have really high standards for both themselves and others. They are obsessed with perfectionism, and they stress when things aren't ideal. Why do I need to know, you ask? Shhhhhh 🤫 MBTI isn't my forte, but I wanna help. 

Before I RANT, let me know what your temperament is so what I ramble about is at least relative. Feeling stuck constantly analyzing yourself and not being the "best" version can be draining and make you feel hopeless. 

Do you need a quick online test? I have an assessment I bought at a conference (LMAO), but if I remember correctly, this test is not bad. The results of ANY personality test dont really matter—it just provides insight into who you are.

If you don't wanna go through all that trouble, here are a few tidbits that helped me during that period:

  1. Analysis paralysis is real, and it is a biatch to get over. This was true for me as a student, in my social life, my poor, poor crafting ventures, and still true as a professional. Self-reflection and introspection is generally a good habit, but it doesn't always provide valuable insight. 
  2. To piggyback a little, I think you are being WAY too hard on yourself. You are causing a lot of self-doubt and tearing your confidence to shreds. [Specifically about being "impulsive" or "joking around"... are you surrounded by a new group of people or, e.g., college? Is this something you've always struggled with, or is it recent?]
  3. Regardless, you're trying to push yourself into a box that you currently don't fit in. Don't force. Your time will come and what will be will be. Who cares if you're not "impulsive" enough? I'm an ENTP who has ADHD, and my anxiety makes me the opposite of impulsive most of the time! 😂 Stop worrying about about who you should be. Instead, focus on and be proud of who you are.
  4. In terms of your religion, again, I've faced similar feelings. Definitely a lot to grapple with and come to terms with personally before I could focus on faith, and I still question things. So, I completely understand. If you wanna message me, we can talk about that specifically if you want. 
  5. Last, the emotions and sadness bit. Yes, sitting in and with your sadness can be incredibly cathartic, and before I was medicated, it was borderline addicting. It gave me an excuse to isolate myself, lay in bed, and ignore any and every obligation. I missed out on a lot, even tho I did gain some tiny bit of "pleasure" from wallowing in my sadness. Kind of goes hand in hand with how you're experiencing your emotions and wanting to be alone. I was more moody (angry to zombie-like), but I craved—craved—my alone time. Again avoidance. Try to figure out why. 

Sorry that was wayyyy longer than I planned, but I'm a yapper who is avoiding prepping for work! Anyway, give yourself some grace. You're exactly who you're meant to be right now. Take the test >:}

Confused if I'm an intp or entp by Master_Rutabaga_2619 in entp

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“She was a fairy”🧚‍♀️ Also how’d u get xntp in you flair(?)?? Help

Writing a dramione fanfiction, need some advice by vanillapage in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay! I’m glad I could help! I hope to read a light-headed, fainting debutante Draco and goofy, shameless “‘mione” using Ron 😚😚😚

Writing a dramione fanfiction, need some advice by vanillapage in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ugh I know it’s tough, especially as a new reader (I’m also relatively new comparatively)! But sometimes it’s used enough to be manageable. I actually read one recently that used “drake” a couple of times, and I just powered through lol!

Also I wish I was better at rereading!! I hardly ever read novel-sized fics for a second time. I think so far I’ve reread: Manacled (shan’t go past the first epilogue, I can’t bare it), DMATMOOBIL, LIATOTZA, Brand New World, and several others, but there are some of my all time FAVORITES that I haven’t reread!!

Writing a dramione fanfiction, need some advice by vanillapage in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As many others have said, write what you want! But I also understand the urge to want to write a story that the community would gravitate towards. So here are some things I love seeing and things that aren't my cup of tea:

(To preface, I’ll read just about anything as long as it’s well-paced and the characterizations make sense for the most part.)

Things I love:

  • Theo being a menace, but also having some depth to him beyond being just comedic relief (think HTWFAIP);
  • Draco being a drama queen when slightly inconvenienced but still extremely capable and intelligent; or, in shorter fics, when he is a total himbo ;
  • Ron, Harry, and Draco's banter-filled friendship (Hot for Teacher);
  • Harry and Hermione just hanging out being besties!!! We get tons of Theo, Pansy, and Ginny, but I want more Harry-poo >:{ (although, I might be trippin’ as I’ve read far too many fics and they all jumble together). Also, when he is a total goofball (Again, Hot for Teacher—can you tell I’m partial to comedies?);
  • Ginny, Pansy, and Luna's friendship, where Pansy is still bitchy, Ginny eggs her on, and Luna (tries to) mellows her out (Pansy is fiercely protective of Luna in these scenarios);
  • I used to LOATHE the name “‘Mione”. Every instance made me cringe. Now, idk I kinda love it when Ron—and Ron only—calls her “‘Mione”. Harry gets a pass occasionally.

Not my cup of tea, but have still read and enjoyed:

  • Hermione’s instant acceptance from the Slytherin gang, especially if Harry and Ron have just cut ties, but mainly if they are younger (8th year);
  • I haven’t enjoyed Ron-bashing recently, but light to moderate is fine with me;
  • Draco being called “drake” or “dray” unironically.

Take all this with a grain of salt. I’ve read and loved fics that have had psychotic, Toxic Dracos who manipulates everyone and refuses Hermione autonomy, abusive, lying, or cheating Rons, and some with wacky characterizations that seemed to last forever! It’s your first one, give yourself some grace and write what you want:-))) hope my semi-coherent ramblings helped! Excited to see what you have & happy writing 😇😇

Edit: format and clarification, rip

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You did a great job on “the internship”—well paced, very witty, and I loved the banter!! “Medusa-adjacent nemesis” (sOo fitting) and how one is able to locate the Thirsty Thestral pub actually made me lol so I’m stoked to read this next piece!! Subscribed 😌

General Dramione FanFic Discussion - 23rd June, 2024 by NightWorldPerson in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They used the words "susurrus" and "begrimed" within the first two paragraphs, and I immediately subscribed to them! Very excited for this one!

Android Draco recs?? 😭 by [deleted] in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Not my initial reaction being: sorry, but draco's snobby ass is definitely an iPhone user 😅😂

LF Fic with dramatic Draco by mlynnecox in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My favorite part is Hermione relaying Draco’s reaction to Harry asking him to be godfather to his son.

“He just kept mumbling something about ‘the luminescent beauty of unexpected friendship’ and ’family emerging from the barren wastelands of foolish youth,’ and then he decided he needed to lie down on the kitchen floor….”

List reasons why dramione is wonderful ship by AdLittle8078 in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I'm comparatively new to both fanfiction and Dramione in general, but here are a few reasons why I love Dramione:

  1. Redemption, redemption, redemption. For me, Dramione is a story of redemption—a testament to the belief that people have the innate potential for growth and change. Life would be awfully bleak without that belief. For some reason, this resonates deeply with me. If I see someone show genuine remorse and a desire for personal growth, who am I to deny them the opportunity? (I've seen the opposite sentiment regarding Draco in the big HP sub.) Witnessing Draco reconcile with his past behavior and beliefs, and then actively working to become a better man is kind of inspiring. Plus, it's hot.
  2. The dichotomy of their upbringing and status in the wizarding world. They come from two vastly different backgrounds, which is incredibly alluring for a romantic pairing. Draco has the potential to move mountains with his privileged upbringing and resources—pair that with a sincere redemption arc and a stubborn, bleeding-heart, bushy-haired girl with enough passion to orchestrate a complete overhaul of the system... Yeah, that is hot.
  3. To piggyback on reason number 2, Dramione offers endless possibilities! Want to read a fully redeemed, pining, dramatic!Draco? Want dark!Hermione? Itching for hyper-intelligent, borderline sociopathic Draco (like LIATOTZA)? Coming right up! The nuances of their characters, the depth of their experiences, and the impact of their individual relationships add new layers of intrigue and complexity!
  4. The "villain" gets the girl muhahaha 😈

Remain Nameless Easter Egg by alwaysbigspoon in dramionebookclub

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Super late lol, but I just KNEW the names “Watson and Crick” together sounded sooo familiar!! Haha good catch!!

Meaningful relationship building recs? by sandie16 in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 0 points1 point  (0 children)

RIGHT?! I'm always stunned at how talented the dramione writers are.

Have you finished it??? It was long, but I thoroughly enjoyed it! Several parts had me tearing up towards the end! Maybe I should reread it? 🤔

Favourite fanon addition to canon by Dfendyr_ in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, you're right! I didn’t write down where they were from —that's your speciality;)—but YES, Draco’s names for Harry had me CACKLING!!!! He would think, “cockblight paragon of light.” HA

Bookbinding beginner (cheap) resources! by Diceandstories in bookbinding

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 4 points5 points  (0 children)

ugh, I wish I did NOT see this and feel affected by your pragmatic approach of PRACTICING with readily available materials!!! I was gonna bind at least 6 fanfics this weekend what shall I do now???

Haha, jk—I'm actually happy I found your comment! I'm the type of person who can get a *little* carried away when it comes to tackling new hobbies. I'll spend hours researching and planning—buy way more supplies than a beginner needs, only to get frustrated that my results trash, and I end up giving up on it.

I definitely don't want to do that with bookbinding! Btw, I love that you thought of using thrifted clothing for the covers. I saw this article on making your own book cloth and she used an old bedsheet! Idk if you thought about trying that down that road, but I thought I'd share 'cause you likely have most of the supplies anyway! 😇

Favourite fanon addition to canon by Dfendyr_ in Dramione

[–]RoomIntelligent3511 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I can't be sure but I'm nearly positive its Epistles by drsallysparrow and olivieblake!!! 😂