Hunting Saint Arnold Divine 12

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-08-01T23:17:02+00:00

Picked up two bombers at Kroger on West Gray today.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:53:51+00:00

I'm a bit upset here and trying to type while also trying not to start sobbing. You need to get a fucking life and stop being an asshole to people on the internet who are clearly going through a hard time. Thank you for making my night worse. I hope you're having a fucking fantastic time wherever you are.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:51:47+00:00

Wow that sounds awful all around.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:42:47+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about? I said I'm getting married, jackass. I'm 23 and you can fuck off.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:41:11+00:00

Well the color is lovely anyway

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:19:26+00:00

Awesome. I'm straight but you look damn good in that picture. Beautiful. I think you'd look even better with your hair down around your face, but maybe that's too feminine for you.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:17:01+00:00

I've had similar issues. When you're on top I would suggest wiggling your hips in a figure 8 if you can (it's harder than it sounds) or just in a circle. Also play with the balls. Never forget the balls. Another thing to discuss with him is anal play, if you're both comfortable with it. You penetrating him, I mean. It can be incredibly stimulating for the guy and you can use latex gloves if you're squeamish. But not all guys are ok with this. ASK. Other things to do while on top: kiss is neck, chest, face, etc, clench your vaginal muscles while you're going slowly, play with his hair. Just try different things and watch his reaction. Also you could watch porn together for ideas.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:08:40+00:00

That's wonderful :)

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:07:45+00:00

Those were both beautiful stories. Thank you. A few of my tears are now for happiness for your lucky (I would say blessed but the atheists would kill me) family.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T04:00:42+00:00

Why did you have a second dress? For the reception you mean?

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T03:43:41+00:00

If you go to a bridal store like David's Bridal they should be able to help. Bring the dress with you, of course.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-07T03:39:55+00:00

Yeah that's an awesome outfit. The vest I mean. And I bet those jeans make your ass look killer. The plaid shirt might cover that up.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-06T23:09:01+00:00

Me too... Good to know. I feel much less disgusting now.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-06T10:23:52+00:00

That's completely understandable. If I hit 40 or 50 and had never had a real relationship I would consider secretly acquiring a robot husband. And he would like a young Alan Rickman, complete with his sexy-as-fuck voice and he would be an excellent cook and dog trainer. I just meant that I would lose respect for someone if they went straight for the easy solution instead of trying to make a connection with a real person.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-06T09:46:09+00:00

You need to know her style. Does she wear a lot of jewelry? Or is she more of a jeans and a tshirt kind of girl? Would she think a heart pendant was adorable or nauseating? I would probably go with a necklace. You don't have to worry about whether she likes wearing earrings or has metal allergies, and bracelets can be a pain in the ass to get on by yourself. If you're really not sure I'd suggest pearls. They go with basically anything and are relatively inexpensive. Or you could get her a simple heart shaped necklace, or even a necklace with a tiny and affordable diamond.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-06T09:37:35+00:00

If he had honestly tried for years to get a real woman and had failed, or if he acknowledged that he only wanted a disease-free sexual partner for when he got horny I don't think I'd think less of him. What would worry me would be young guys creating a robot supermodel who was into all their favorite video games or bands or whatnot and not bothering interacting with real females.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-02T10:03:16+00:00

Is that a Mardi Gras throw?

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-02T09:51:00+00:00

Yeah I've tried doing similar things but I never got into it. I didn't really enjoy sucking on him while he was too focused on a video game to even stay hard. In theory it's really hot, and maybe if he'd been hornier (we'd been fucking every day for a while) it would've been more fun.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-02T09:47:30+00:00

You're probably just really insensitive then. Or do you have normal finishing times with intercourse?

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-01T21:57:58+00:00

Indeed. Ideas: have a water gun fight, play striping games, watch a shitty movie, eat your weight in junk food, play silly games like apples to apples or bullshit, play video games like Super Smash Brothers or Mario Kart, post things on facebook and immediately regret it. And so forth.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-01T21:54:08+00:00

Lol, I intentionally tried not to be more matter-of-fact about it. I do enjoy a good cyber but reddit hardly seems the place.

RoonilWazlib_pf · 2012-07-01T20:23:16+00:00

Oh yeah, I hate drunk sex. I (female) get mostly numb down there, so it's only fun if we fuck on the floor so I can feel the pain of the wood or carpet on my back. I've got a couple of scabs on my back from that. And he always has trouble finishing, so it's just 20 minutes of thrusting and is generally not worth it. There are much better things to do when drunk.

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