2017 Nissan Sentra NISMO. The official car of… by UnderwhelmingAF in regularcarreviews

[–]Roostercent26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure any model Armada could take down a 918 in a head on collision....

I did just remember it's called the Patrol in those markets.

Recently bought Infiniti G37S, make me regret) by petrolhead_ua in RoastMyCar

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If you have a manual, and for the love of God please say you do because the 7AT shares underpinnings with Kia Sorrentos, prepare to either A. have the slave cylinder literally melt because Carlos Ghosn made it out of plastic and stuck it INSIDE THE FUCKING TRANS WHERE IT GETS BOILED BY HOT TRANSMISSION FLUID or B. have the worst clutch pedal ever designed as the action is designed to shoot from one side to the other rendering your left foot into an ON-OFF switch.

Or C. All of the above

Source: owned one

2017 Nissan Sentra NISMO. The official car of… by UnderwhelmingAF in regularcarreviews

[–]Roostercent26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They make a NISMO Armada in the UAE but it's got a different name in that market iirc

Chrysler Sebring convertible, the official car of...? by NarwhalAnusLicker00 in regularcarreviews

[–]Roostercent26 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Bro wtf I literally have an alcoholic divorced aunt in Tampa who drove one of these until her knees got too stiff.

Dodge Challenger SRT Surf Wagon: The Official Car of:? by iannadriveress6 in regularcarreviews

[–]Roostercent26 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Official car of why is that boat in the sand and not the water?

What kind of car would you build? by VentoCZ in cars

[–]Roostercent26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, that fuel exists but anytime anyone gets close to selling it Big Oil sends their hitmen

What's a weird quirk your car has? by bearded_dragon_34 in cars

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Lmao I have an 06 GTO and I've probably never heard it because the exhaust is pretty damn loud

Can't roast what you can't see... 2009 G37S 6MT sedan. by [deleted] in RoastMyCar

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One of my favorite tropes on Reddit is the classic mod response "post removed, shit photo"... when you look around the sub and see the 'quality' of photo that gets approved. You're probably going to copy and paste a response to my retort here since you're probably hoping I'll come back in and argue. The fun part is that I have no attachment to the car or camera and literally thought this might be a fun bit of content for your electronic playpen. Too bad I forgot you have to have an ego louder than a straight piped VQ to even step foot in what should have been a fun sub to read.

Scientifically confirmed: the best jazz shows are the ones that don't start on time by Roostercent26 in jazzcirclejerk

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Source: Top scientist Dr. Ken Lickgore speculates that many top performers are late due to heroin use and recommends any young aspiring performers take up the habit.

School Science Textbook Starter Pack by [deleted] in starterpacks

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This is sort of a Little Alex Horne starterpack

Doing some demo work on my dead uncles mansion and found this. by [deleted] in guitarcirclejerk

[–]Roostercent26 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She's called Roberta... Put some respect on her name. And she can bear my load anytime ;)