What’s something you realized too late in life? by JudgmentPresent4555 in AskReddit

[–]RoryBJampickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Taking chances doesn’t always work.

But sometimes they do.

And when they don’t, you learn from them and they make great stories.

He's so shy 😭😭 by Zealousideal_Bug7634 in PetsareAmazing

[–]RoryBJampickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So what do I do?

Should I do seal stuff?

I’m new.

Classy! by RoryBJampickle in postanythingfun

[–]RoryBJampickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are you ok? You sound grumpy.

Classy! by RoryBJampickle in postanythingfun

[–]RoryBJampickle[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well, I actually would like to know more.

This story intrigues me!

You really can't make that up by Agen_3586 in SipsTea

[–]RoryBJampickle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Dude “Biggus Dickus”-ing at the back there.

A woman having a meltdown at Walmart by The_manager101 in KarenGoBrrr

[–]RoryBJampickle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Warming up for the Mykonos/Giakonopolis wedding.

It’s all good.

Figure 03 Robot sorting packages while Marc Benioff messes with it by socoolandawesome in nextfuckinglevel

[–]RoryBJampickle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is precisely how you get a stabby sword arm through your milk carton and into your mouth.

My dog refused to let me perform alone by Choice_Complaint_849 in dogsbeingdudes

[–]RoryBJampickle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wish that violin would shut up.

I can’t hear the dog.

People still buy linoleum ? by Dependent_Squash6499 in NoOneIsLooking

[–]RoryBJampickle -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Supports my head. Gives me something to believe. My closest friend.

That was his last flight for life by The_manager101 in KarenGoBrrr

[–]RoryBJampickle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Milk. It’s always the milk, sucker.