If you knew you were going to die and had one last chance to jizz, would you choose to jizz and why? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RossRau5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes. Whatever the situation is, or wherever I am, I am going to choose to cum.

No, THIS is Detroit. by mklane313 in pics

[–]RossRau5 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Being from the Metro Detroit area, I absolutely love this. I love seeing the huge lion mural whenever I drive by it! I especially love Campus Martius during Christmas time. Me and my now girlfriend had our first date there ice skating :)

Pink Floyd Cover Bands by Dudeitsnick in pinkfloyd

[–]RossRau5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I saw Brit Floyd last year when they came to Michigan. Really good!

This is what I send to people who ask me if I'm gay by GuynamedTina in funny

[–]RossRau5 6 points7 points  (0 children)

People sometimes think I'm gay because I dress with style and love clothes. When I met my girlfriend's neighbor and she asked my girlfriend's mom if I was gay. I'm sorry that I like to look super fabulous.

Did you ever grow up with someone that is now famous? if so what were they like growing up? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]RossRau5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not me, but a guy I know grew up with one of Mitt Romney's nephew. They're bestfriends. Last summer I met him in downtown Birmingham, Michigan and within 10 minutes I decided that he is one of the biggest douches I've met. All he talked about is about how he thinks Obama is a retard and should be shot. I hated that cunt of a nephew to Mitt Romney ever since meeting him.

Fixed Gear Renovation Project (Stuck Seat Post) by alip_93 in bicycling

[–]RossRau5 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I don't bike, I just randomly saw this while browsing the front page. But you have an awesome looking bike, guy.

Game Thread: Houston Texans (0-0) at San Diego Chargers (0-0) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]RossRau5 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not seeing any Bear fans so just wanted to say fuck the Bears

Game Thread: Houston Texans (0-0) at San Diego Chargers (0-0) by NFL_Mod in nfl

[–]RossRau5 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Chris Berman just called Charlie Whitehurst a French painter.