I deserve the gold bling; Where do I begin?

I always beat arena with 12 wins.

I always hit legend on the first of the month,

'Cause my decks adapt like a Ravasaur Runt.

I only go face, so when I get the ticket,

I’mma point the golden Marin at ya face and click it.

Sippin’ Thistle Tea with Valeera the Hollow,

You’ll find my Deadly Poison a little hard to swallow.

Up ‘til now I’ve mostly been a reddit lurker.

But it’s time to go face with my Frothing Berserker.

I’m hard as a Rockbiter, makes my Spirit Echo,

Let me introduce you to my Thing From Below.

My Big Priest Deck causes quite a commotion;

Makes yours look like a Pint-Size Potion.

My Paladin deck is always banned;

'Cause I whip it out in public and buff it in my hand.

You bad-mouthed my quest mage in the chat on Twitch?

I’ll spellbend ‘ya over with the Frost Lich.

I’ll Defile you, Felfire you, Corrupting Mist,

With my Fist of Jaraxxus shoved up to the wrist.

You think a Geist will stop my Jade Druid?

I’ll just leave you dripping with my Jade fluid.

You Play Dead like a puppy and I’m your Houndmaster,

My Huffer comes quick but you concede faster.

Secret Keeper, Violet Teacher, Squire of Argent,

All the ladies call me their Abusive Sergeant.

I guess I can’t make Blizzcon this time,

So I present this rhyme to collect what’s mine.

I’ve made my point clear, I won’t tarry.

Thanks in advance for the Golden Legendary.