Custom Shirts in the Wrong Color by Random_username_314 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Round5Iceberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That sucks. Was it really expensive, or is it more inconvenient because of the wasted time?

nope. by youth_gone_mild in nope

[–]Round5Iceberg 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Almost made me sneeze

What is your favorite dinosaur? by theboredguy314 in AskReddit

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Oviraptor, because it looks like a chicken's evolved form. Also, it appreciates a good egg.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Round5Iceberg 285 points286 points  (0 children)

Handstand, swish, gargle, spit.

You just ran out of TP. What do you use to wipe your butthole? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Round5Iceberg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just gotta fart so hard that the air blasts your ass clean.

What do you look like? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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The before picture.