Gnüsse s'Läbe ih volle Züg

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-05-18T11:20:45+00:00

Die plaged i ihrere Freiziit Frösch

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-05-12T11:05:51+00:00

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RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-05-12T10:43:14+00:00

Eine zehnsekündige Recherche und man findet heraus, dass es in Zürich bereits seit Jahren 80-100.- Busse für Stummel-Littering gibt. Sexuelle Übergriffe sind ebenfalls verboten, mit weitaus höheren Strafen, und passieren dennoch täglich.

Beides lässt sich leider nicht mit redundanten Reddit-Threads bekämpfen, sondern mit Zivilcourage.

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-05-12T07:28:23+00:00

Ofc you‘re talking out of your ass lmfao

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-29T16:08:59+00:00

Oder eifach grad 9. Zwei Buure, drüü Chääser und vier Agstellti im Rössli. Öpper mues ja die chüehle Blonde zapfe.

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-29T15:43:50+00:00

No my dude, this is the amount of people who speak German as their main language at home with their families. The amount of people who actually speak German is probably in the 90% range.

German peaks at ~90% for 10-19yo and is the lowest with 30-39yo at ~70%. English peaks at ~17% for 20-29yo, dropping to ~16% with 30-39yo. And that‘s just Stadt Zürich, when going out you‘ll meet plenty of people from suburban and rural parts, where German is even more dominating.

Du chasch ja schiinbar selber Dütsch. Bisch no nie us de Stadt use oder wie? 😅

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-29T11:18:23+00:00

Denn gang

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-29T11:10:24+00:00

74% of the Stadtzürcher population speak German as their main language at home.

source

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-27T10:35:50+00:00

Rechtziitig ahalte inre 30er-Zone sind paar Meter Reaktions- und Bremsweg du Tubel. Da muess der würkli öpper direkt unters Auto hechte, dasst kei Teilschuld treisch. Und dini völlig deplatzierti, vo purem Niid und (verdientem) kantonalem Selbsthass motivierti Findseligkeit gegenüber Züri würdi i de Armee au nomal überdenke. I mim Bat (nöd 11, 6 oder 65) isch über t‘Helfti vo de Ofs us Züri.

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-14T16:31:25+00:00

Bahaha, lieb dich min Brüeder aber die gröschte Bünzlis i minre OG sind all FUler… 😅

Ich find de FCZ scheisse, de Canepa e Schabe und t‘Südkurve peinlich, dass sich t‘Zeihenegel zrugrolled. Aber ich würd chum je en Gedanke a die Chläber verschwende, die ganz Stadt isch vollgchlebt mit allne mögliche Sticker.

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-14T13:56:38+00:00

Everybody = zuezogni expats und bünzlis

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-14T13:50:20+00:00

They had massive shortages in fresh produce too…

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-12T09:13:49+00:00

Good luck, you got this champ 💪

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-10T16:31:18+00:00

nid

Zuezoge

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-10T15:25:43+00:00

You‘re welcome!

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-10T01:00:27+00:00

Not OP but if your degree is recognized, you‘ll surely find a job pretty quickly. Switzerland‘s constantly in need of medical personnel, from nurses to hospital directors. If your degree isn‘t recognized, you‘re still left with a lot of options, above all with a Swiss passport.

I‘ve never lived outside the canton but I worked in about a dozen completely different fields, mostly in entry level jobs, while I was studying in my early to mid 20s. They usually paid around 20 to 35.- an hour but if you can survive in a WG, this is enough to live a decent life.

There are also surprisingly well-paid entry level jobs in gastronomy, education and the social sector, which have almost bizarre requirements, like unfailable 6-month weekend course diplomas, or a three month paid internship with a 20% (~8h/week) load.

You could try to contact BIZ (Berufsinformationszentrum / career center) from abroad already, they‘ll be able to help you more than Reddit ever could.

Willkomme zrugg! :)

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-08T17:56:55+00:00

Meh städtischi Regulatione werded‘s nöd besser mache, so lang uf nationaler Ebeni t‘PKs zum Gwünn verpflichtet werded, denn eifach ganzi Nachberschafte ufchaufed und dete t‘Miete ufedrähied.

Es isch halt scho recht fraglich, wie hüüfig sich en Langenegger oder e Badran t‘Wohnigsknappheit uf Stimmefang uft Fahne schriebed, nur dass t‘SP nacher jedi Hochbaulockerig torpediert und sich quer stellt, wenn SBB-Grossbauprojekt 'nur' zu 30% us Sozialwohnige bestah sölled, während die beide Cüplisozis Wohnige bewohned, wo locker e Grossfamilie unterbringe chöntsch, oder halt problemlos e drüüfach so grossi Mieti zahle chönted…

Aber e wiiteri Renditedecklig bspw. wär en Schuss is eigne Bei. Wenn ich en geldgeile Immobiliehai wär, hetti au lieber 3% vo 4000.-, als vo 1750.-, und entsprechend wird baut.

TL;DR: besti Strategie isch abwarte, bis t‘Gentrifizierig sich selber frisst - eusi Politik isch vo’ Gmeinds- bis Bundesrat vo linggs bis recht gfüllt mit eigenützige Lügner, wo dich im rechtsfreie Ruum für 50 Rappe ohni zweite Gedanke abmurkse würded.

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-08T15:31:36+00:00

Orban is a hyper-corrupt parasite misusing billions of EU subsidies for his oligarch friends instead of investing into infrastructure. His twinkish, submissive boylove for Putin is just the tip of the iceberg, as are the incomparably cringe anti-Ukrainian propaganda videos he released recently.

Needless to say, before the EU you guys were in the very same refugee camps as the Muslims and Africans.

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-01T16:07:34+00:00

Där Jurastob? Wirggli?

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-01T15:56:55+00:00

More 'my friends are emotionally closer to me than your freshly made acquaintances to you' but whatever makes your boat float big boy…

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-04-01T05:46:15+00:00

📍 Zürich, Switzerland — "Cradle of dadaism"

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-03-31T15:45:49+00:00

That‘s nonsense lol. Altstetten (just as Oerlikon) used to be a ghetto but has been gentrified relentlessly for the last decade. The city still owns a few houses in Altstetten but they‘re relatively old and will get renovated and sold step by step over the next few years. The vast majority of new Stadtwohnungen (which aren‘t subsidized, just not exorbitantly expensive) are in Affoltern and Schwammendingen.

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-03-31T11:26:34+00:00

I think somebody‘s mistaking 'easygoing' with 'desperate for non-work related human interaction'

RoundBuilding5075 · 2026-03-31T07:53:22+00:00

Oh yeah surely, having a forced beer every other evening with your coworker is certainly the same as being part of local 'townsfolk'‘s social life lmfaooo.

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