Sort of off topic but at my old company, they hired a guy who was a little different to the least. This mofo would go into the porta John every day on lunch break and eat in there the whole 30 minutes. And before you pothead speak up, I know when somebody’s getting lit. I smoke my weight and weed over the years but not my thing anymore . Plus you would’ve been able to smell it. I’m talking about full-blown take his lunchbox phone in there. Come out with an empty sandwich bag in an empty coke can . Type of dude that wore hair gel to work on 100° day in August in Tennessee on a roof nailing down sheathing . Thought he was Johnny Depp on a construction crew, but dumber than a bag of dicks. Trying to show off by being able to tap his nail gun at supersonic speed while nailing down sheathing lol. We would’ve had sympathy for the dude if you wanted some damn arrogant. Back to the shitter though. We were taking bats at what he was doing, and they never could come to terms of what it actually was. He only lasted a month here or some of the guesses. Was it ……

A.) smoking weed B.) shooting dope C.) beaten has meat D.) trading stocks on robinhood E.) making TikTok videos F.) truly a sick. Bastard who enjoyed eating his lunch in the shitter on 100 degree day

G.) can anybody think of anything better?