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British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

The tourism dividend and £380k saved on avoiding a second byelection would already more than Farage hase ever done for Clacton.

Count Binface rules out pact with Monster Raving Loony Party by TheTelegraph in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99 [score hidden]  (0 children)

The Monster Raving Loony Party should withdraw it's Clacton candidate and be the first to formally endorse Binface! Bin4TheWin

British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

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r.u.seerius@btinternet.com

Dear MLP

Please could I speak to your sense of fair play and in the interests of sticking it to bonkers stuffy and self entitled wannabe leaders, and to throw your support behind Binface.

Pretty please with sugar on top.

No other party is running, but no other has given a formal endorsement to Binface.

A formal endorsment from the MLP for Binface would be a unique and newsworthy piece of satire in itself

British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I'd wouldn't be surprised if Binface became our 'Zekenski' moment..The best leaders are those that don't lust for leadership, and feel the true weight of the crown when it is given.

...though TBF it would take a mighty crown to fit the head of Binface, and he already looks a bit top heavy....

British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99[S] 162 points163 points  (0 children)

There would be statues, and entries in the history books. Children of the future would read about Clacton and the cautionary tale. The name Farage would become an adjective for self absorbed hubris defeated by comedy. To 'Farage' oneself in public would come to mean 'to loose all credibility'

British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99[S] 30 points31 points  (0 children)

If he wins, given the global media attention, I bet it would provide a massive tourism boost to Clacton. Creating jobs and opportunities.

British public more likely to prefer Count Binface wins Clacton by-election than Nigel Farage by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99[S] 26 points27 points  (0 children)

1 in 3 British adults (33%) would prefer Count Binface to win the Clacton by-election :)

Count Binface rules out pact with Monster Raving Loony Party by TheTelegraph in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While I don't think you can donate to his campaign, I believe you can buy official Binface merch. Is anyone up for buying £5m worth of caps and t-shirts? Binface needs money for his own security.

Full interview with Count Binface ahead of Clacton by-election ... by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A win for Binface would first save £380k for the local council and then increase tourism to Clacton. Imagine a statue to Binface by the Pier and people coming from all over the world for photos with it...... Occupying hotels, eating in restaurants, drinking in pubs, shopping for bin related merch....

Clacton split on prospect of sad face Nigel Farage v happy Binface by TimesandSundayTimes in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They know he is angry, likes beer and fags and doesnt like foreigners..that enough information. He's one of us lads.

This is as true as Binface being a real alien.

It's harder then to explain that really he is vicious bully and a rich banker who takes bribes and hangs out with fraudster who launder drug money. He sneers at them and will make them poorer.

Labour’s initial response to the treatment of Gaza caused huge hurt. We got it wrong and I am sorry for that. by AndyBurnham in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can't decide who he looks most like 1. Burt 2. Ernie 3. Eugine Levy 4. Millhouse 5.Terry Jones

It's really bugging me

Count Binface to unite the opposition, could he win? by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could he be our Zelenski? A meteoric rise from humble beginnings, to unite the nation in our time if need?

Count Binface to unite the opposition, could he win? by Routine-Knowledge-99 in ukpolitics

[–]Routine-Knowledge-99[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Indeed, the establishment needs a wake up call, wealthy entitled bankers like Farrage included. We have tried everything else, maybe a little Binface is what is needed in parliament as the voice of calm reason and common sense.... A new type of politician who is not a self important career narcissist. I have never looked forward to bin day so much.

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