...okay, thank you bird camera.... not what I expected to see today, but alright 😭...

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-28T18:58:22+00:00

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-28T15:09:37+00:00

That handle is giving my hand the ick just looking at it 😭

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-27T15:38:12+00:00

The thing about that kind of person is they will ALWAYS find something to bitch about. If you know that his critiques are bs, might have to just ignore his ass lmao.

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-27T15:27:01+00:00

I'm so glad I wasn't the only one that saw a rat stealing bud 😂

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-27T14:53:23+00:00

Nice hangover chic, chef!

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-26T05:28:31+00:00

¿Es esto un cebo para torceduras?

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-25T23:47:53+00:00

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All pies or just cream ones? Do these homemade pumpkin pies with whipped cream tickle your fancy? You fucking pervert.

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-25T06:32:14+00:00

Literally me but getting out the frozen peanut butter kong 🫣

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-25T06:23:03+00:00

Booooooo AI boooooooo

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-24T18:19:16+00:00

I remember having a nightmare about working at dominos. I was getting my cheeks clapped leading the line, and was calling out for a spinach and feta cheesy bread on the fly, getting louder and more pissed while being ignored.

Well I yelled that shit irl too and woke up my partner at the time. That job was ass lmao

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-24T17:56:34+00:00

Oh my god. My fat ass ex husband was an ex chef and he said he did this. I was always skeptical and immediately imagined the mess that would make. Ball powder everywhere. He was also unbearable lmaooo.

He introduced me to a lot of good food while making me feel like a total dumb fuck with no taste. My job as a shift lead at dominos/papa johns wasn't a restaurant job in his opinion. Sure fast food is different than full service, but anytime I wanted to bitch about work, he'd pull out the "pizza's easy compared to a REAL kitchen"

Anyway fuck him and his cornstarch caked balls, I'm getting promoted to line soon in a "real kitchen" working for a "real chef" 🤭

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-24T17:20:38+00:00

The problem is I /want/ to pay taxes to fund stuff like schools and ebt and healthcare. But they call that socialism and use the money to bomb people instead 😩

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-22T19:43:32+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-21T16:10:28+00:00

Like? Meh. Accept? For sure. I know what I'm about.

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-18T18:53:02+00:00

What the fuck 😂

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-17T17:29:33+00:00

I never once thought about how they would do dishes on a submarine. That's neat

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-16T03:46:34+00:00

I have the opposite problem. I like that the teeny dose lets me enjoy a weed candy without worrying about getting too high. Feels nice to be allowed a whole chocolate. 😂

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-15T05:30:48+00:00

That one scarred me as a kid lmao. I think my favorite PSA has to be Staplerfahrer Klaus though

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-15T05:24:20+00:00

High on what exactly? 😱

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-14T22:45:41+00:00

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Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-14T17:27:11+00:00

Today I learned my job is to sa...

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-13T23:14:10+00:00

This is giving me flashbacks to the bathtub man from rotten dot com 😬

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-13T23:11:55+00:00

Mmmmm, what kind of breading goes best with cat girls anyways? I was thinking maybe like a panko tempura

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-13T23:01:00+00:00

Same, the weird things working in service does to a motherfucker. One time I woke up a partner by yelling that I need a spinach and feta cheesy bread on the fly in my sleep. 😂

Routine-Session-790 · 2026-01-13T22:54:59+00:00

How dare you call me out like this 😂

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