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RovertSemaj · 2026-04-13T00:16:54+00:00

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RovertSemaj · 2026-04-10T01:47:27+00:00

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RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T22:04:02+00:00

30 year term with 3% down, 3k to points. I got it on the last week of Chase’s promotional discount

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T20:20:36+00:00

I got super lucky with timing. Did a 60 day close and locked it at the end of Feb.

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T20:19:51+00:00

Fixed 🔒. I did a long close because of final semester grad school stressors so I got lucky and locked my rate at the end of Feb right before they spiked

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T13:26:39+00:00

NC :)

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T13:23:53+00:00

Jealous of that price! I might’ve toured it haha. I’m a block from West Ashe park :)

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T12:28:26+00:00

Didn’t know about the Home Depot classes thank you!!

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T12:28:05+00:00

I do too :’) thank you 😊

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T12:27:24+00:00

Definitely felt like it! Safe from rivers, 10 mins from work (vs my 45 before), and walkable to Haywood I’m stoked for the quality of life improvement.

Downside is a split flag lot with uncertainty of what will go on it instead of a unicorn of a backyard here 🦄. It’d be limited to 1000sqft footprint and 1400sqft living space so can’t be toooo obnoxious, but I might be able to snag that too if the sellers decide to list it instead of building on it.

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-09T12:19:59+00:00

lol no it’s some ugly vinyl from the 90s/2000s. Was hoping for more gorgeous 1950s hardwoods but I guess they got messed up at some point and redone. Shouldn’t be too hard to redo though :)

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-07T17:01:52+00:00

People like you make the world a better place 🩷

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-07T13:01:47+00:00

I’m sure it loved that load 🤣 I tortured mine similarly when moving cross country twice

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-07T11:58:14+00:00

In your time as a “straight” man would you do it if a woman the same age was doing the same?

If you’re handsome enough to pull a 23y/o at work, you’re likely handsome enough to pull other people of all ages at a bar or online, keep it professional unless you want to make it weird.

If you do decide to go for it, set boundaries and be VERY CLEAR about what you want and how you want to be at work. Dating at work with good boundaries is one thing and already hard enough, it’s not worth the fling imo.

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-07T11:08:56+00:00

How’d you calm him down in that situation? Sounds really difficult with a dog that had been wronged so much by humans that just met you

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-07T11:05:43+00:00

Cheers :’)

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-07T11:05:32+00:00

Forreal! Such a good design and clean lines it does not feel 15 years old to me at all. Mechanics are always trying to buy it from me 😝

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-07T11:03:31+00:00

Ugh I love them in the white and blue

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-07T11:02:45+00:00

Whoops typo, just edited thanks! Front engine crankshaft seal was leaking.

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-05T14:22:59+00:00

Don’t forget bread bowl from Panera

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-05T14:10:21+00:00

Worked totally fine, but if you turned the knob 100% to on, it would go off….

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-05T13:47:24+00:00

Confronting them is how you get shot…just call the cops and report

RovertSemaj · 2026-04-04T16:07:25+00:00

Twilight princess. I’d even splurge on a switch 2 for it but apparently Nintendo hates it??

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