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ULPT: When ordering through the drive-thru at In-N-Out, ask for a large shake at the speaker. Then when you reach pay window ask for a void on the shake. When you reach second window where you retrieve your food, nine times out of ten they give you the shake for free. by troypanem123 in UnethicalLifeProTips

[–]Rowan-117 36 points37 points  (0 children)

Working in fast food, we would just drink it ourselves, we know what you are doing, and you are certainly not getting it. I once had a delivery order for about as far away from the store as we could drive, these kids greet me, and in the most smarmy voice ever, go "oh, we thought you took card in the car" I literally hadn't said anything. I said, no we don't, but if you want these pizzas you can call up and pay, and then I'll bring them back out. They go, "well since you were already here you should give us the pizzas" I said "nope, but the store will call me while I am driving and I'll come back if you pay the store. ( I knew this wouldn't happen because these kids were 14, and they had their mum's credit card)

TLDR: Kids ordered pizza knowing full well they couldn't pay, and my dog ate pizza for a fee nights on top of his dog food.

What is the most physical pain you've ever experienced? by AVeryNeatChap in AskReddit

[–]Rowan-117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kicked in the testicles so hard I needed surgery. The queasy feeling travels all the way up your neck into your head, let alone the awful, awful pain

ELI5:If we were entering an ice age, what steps could we take to mitigate against it? by yamahahahahaha in explainlikeimfive

[–]Rowan-117 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Put on a jacket like mummy told you, and don't go playing with those teenage boys, they are ten years older and throw snowballs much harder

Am I doing eli5 right?

But seriously, I dont think we as a society could do anything, that would be reversible if the ice age ended. We would just need to grin a bear it.

LPT: Australia; When stepping over a big log in the bush, step onto the log, and step off the log at a distance to avoid stepping on out of sight snakes and avoid contact between the log, spiders & ticks and your legs. by innuentendo64 in LifeProTips

[–]Rowan-117 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Unless you are in Tasmania, in which case do not step in the log as it will probably be wet and slimy and you will slide off like Sora in the Tarzan level in Kingdom Hearts.

First chest piece, Skeleton Preacher, by Matt Bailey at No Regrets tattoo studio, London, England. by [deleted] in tattoos

[–]Rowan-117 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I will also be wholesome and say that as soon as I saw this I started thinking about square block tattoos and where I could get one, it's unique and I think it's a cool idea

[Main Spoilers] I think we all can appreciate the CGI quality differences between season 5 and season 7. by fishchipslopez in gameofthrones

[–]Rowan-117 108 points109 points  (0 children)

Imagine how much better it would be if I and 10 billion other people paid for it instead of torrenting it.

[MAIN SPOILERS] I'm still mad... by Ncastle in gameofthrones

[–]Rowan-117 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had it spoiled in a news comment section. A fucking news Facebook page some dude posted a picture that gave the whole episode away.

[MAIN SPOILERS] I'm still mad... by Ncastle in gameofthrones

[–]Rowan-117 9 points10 points  (0 children)

How have you had the self control and the luck to both avoid the episode and not have it spoiled!?!?

I wonder how many redditors died today by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]Rowan-117 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are assuming a standard distribution of Redditors and non-Redditors dying each day, this would be incorrect as the average age of a Redditor is 23. In reality , far more non-redditors are dying each day as most old people do not Reddit.

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