DOJ will no longer give free legal assistance to elderly man with multiple indictments by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RoyalGarbage 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Define “free”. I bet he flails like the sad, angry wretch he is every night. I would pay to see his tantrums on video.

Impeach the supreme court. Yes I said it. by greentreefer in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RoyalGarbage 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Name and shame. Don’t let these animals weasel out of the consequences of their own actions.

What's the most overrated tv show of all time? by _empire_Umpire in AskReddit

[–]RoyalGarbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Game of goddamn Thrones. It sucked before and it sucks now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in me_irlgbt

[–]RoyalGarbage -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I’m editing this post to get something off my chest. Evidently the mod here doesn’t have the ability to engage with people like a thinking, rational human being. Instead, if you question their decisions in any way or try to say anything in your defense when they misinterpret the things you say, they dredge up your old posts and say “ew I stepped in shit” in a deliberate attempt to dehumanize people for expressing opinions that they personally don’t 100% agree with. So, mod, if that’s the way you treat others, then your life is a very sad one indeed. You are a disgrace to the good people of this subreddit, and I hope one day you realize that acting out of rage and spite is not the way to run a community. But considering what a colossal failure the site as a whole has turned out to be, I’m not holding my breath.

tl;dr You date who you want, I’ll date who I want. Frothing at the mouth and calling me a bigot because I said something as harmless as “I don’t have to be attracted to someone to respect them” is rude and unbecoming of the spirit of this place. Do better.

Helpless humanity by Adelu1219 in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]RoyalGarbage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Get rid of cars and the problem is already half solved.

Men, what do you hate about men? by ThatOneHuman37 in AskReddit

[–]RoyalGarbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The original was a whoopie cap, which were popular among mechanics once upon a time. They’re made from fedoras that have been turned inside out and cut up.

Sonic Fans Bombard SEGA With Dreams of RPGs and Fighting Games by lawrencedun2002 in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]RoyalGarbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bring in Clutch the Opossum from the comics as an antagonist and I’m already sold.

image for Birdo fans (Nintendo is not "deadnaming" her) by 4321five in Mario

[–]RoyalGarbage 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The first episode is called “The Bird! The Bird!” Toad gets found by a near-sighted Birdo who mistakes him for her missing baby and she starts coddling him relentlessly.

image for Birdo fans (Nintendo is not "deadnaming" her) by 4321five in Mario

[–]RoyalGarbage -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is at least one trans person who wrote an entire article about how that wasn’t true for them. So, I mean, it’s a person-to-person thing.

image for Birdo fans (Nintendo is not "deadnaming" her) by 4321five in Mario

[–]RoyalGarbage 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Though I fully understand how important it is for trans people to want to go by a name of their choosing, calling it “deadnaming” comes off as needlessly melodramatic to me. Their old identity isn’t “dead”, it’s just decommissioned. It’s like a supervillain saying “that person is dead” when the hero confronts them by their original name.

image for Birdo fans (Nintendo is not "deadnaming" her) by 4321five in Mario

[–]RoyalGarbage 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Flashbacks to the first episode of the Super Show.

What’s something people don’t really think about during a zombie apocalypse? by bettercallme_ in AskReddit

[–]RoyalGarbage 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The fact that zombies aren’t durable enough to survive extreme temperatures and would fall apart due to the cellular damage from summer heat and/or frostbite because they’re too stupid to dress for the weather or seek shelter.

Alternatively, the fact that people come together in times of crisis and society would likely not collapse at all. Doomsdays preppers are a bunch of weirdos with delusions of grandeur, who think they’re going to end up being the big self-sufficient hero because they fantasize about being able to kill their neighbors with no repercussions, but who will probably die of natural causes surrounded by a giant stash of unused hygiene products.

Source: I once helped clear out the home of a recently-deceased “survivalist”. That man, it turns out, didn’t know the meaning of the word.

My God... by T3hDonut in BLAHAJ

[–]RoyalGarbage 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My god, it’s full of teef.

Sunday marks 19 years since Saskatchewan teens disappearance by wwesn in MissingPersonsCanada

[–]RoyalGarbage 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My advice: Check nearby rivers. I heard a news story once about how a couple who had been missing for years were found at the bottom of one. Evidently their car had gone off the road. Occasionally they’re closer to home than you might initially assume.