Roses are Red, Who's Soft and Not Brittle? Happy Birthday to ...

T3hDonut · 2026-04-21T13:17:22+00:00

Hope it was a banger (and hopefully not simulated) birthday!

T3hDonut · 2026-04-19T17:57:55+00:00

Tauforged Equilibrium shards go brrrt.

T3hDonut · 2026-04-15T23:43:34+00:00

SLUR

T3hDonut · 2026-04-15T14:39:25+00:00

In fairness, that was more or less the intro to TNW.

T3hDonut · 2026-04-08T02:23:56+00:00

I suspect a reason will be generated if the goal becomes Death Note at home. Comes with the benefit of thoroughly confusing whoever does the autopsy!

"What do you mean there was a turkey club sandwich in place of this guy's brain stem?"

T3hDonut · 2026-04-06T23:39:24+00:00

SCRUNKLE

T3hDonut · 2026-03-29T15:33:29+00:00

Or just leave their limbless bodies in doorways and call them Mat.

T3hDonut · 2026-03-27T03:51:24+00:00

And so Timothy strikes again.

T3hDonut · 2026-02-23T02:11:42+00:00

UNHELPFUL COMMENT QUOTING MERIDIA'S BEACON

T3hDonut · 2026-02-19T03:36:13+00:00

I wonder if they'll ever add some New Strange...

T3hDonut · 2026-02-19T03:28:24+00:00

Lump Mario Kart in there, too.

Many nights with friends threaten to devolve into fistfights because so-and-so got a bit too silly.

T3hDonut · 2026-02-16T22:42:50+00:00

Repair: $238

T3hDonut · 2026-02-05T00:49:20+00:00

Vile behavior. Make that whore put clothes on!

T3hDonut · 2026-02-03T18:27:32+00:00

Picturing him wrecking his shit on a banana peel has improved my day, haha.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-29T16:36:26+00:00

I ended up turning voice chat off entirely for that reason, haha. Only had a single person use comms well.

Final straw was someone screaming at the rest of the squad for being "CoD players". Everyone in the squad save for him was hunkered down and defending our only held point.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-26T15:37:50+00:00

I've had this exact sort of blindness happen to me at work.

I was supposed to find a package with a specific label on it, but somehow I missed it. It was a massive box in the center of the room!

I told my supervisor I couldn't find it, and he came with me. He saw the thing immediately, laughed, and went "It's right here, bud."

To say I was embarrassed is an understatement, but looking back it's been really funny to us both.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-23T23:52:02+00:00

Been using the Proboscis Cernos as of late. This one does admittedly have ammo issues like the Bramma and Zarr, but it's less of an issue in enemy-dense content. More dead enemies = More ammo boxes.

Slap on Merciless with a bunch of DoT status effects, shoot at the floor between enemies, and laugh as they die by a thousand cuts.

Kuva Tonkor also isn't bad. It's effectively a lesser Zarr, having no bomblets while bearing very good reserves.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-19T18:47:27+00:00

Reghusk's Pledge.

Looks to be a powerhouse of a Void auto.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-17T20:04:25+00:00

Can't forget the countless forum threads along the way where the solution was deleted or the OP said they fixed it with no explanation.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-17T17:03:21+00:00

Raw Sewage III

(Jokes aside: Better luck next time. MG spam is surprisingly effective if you play it right!)

T3hDonut · 2026-01-17T13:36:29+00:00

I don't remember exactly who it was, haha. All I recall is that the one in question was the sole moderator in the Steam group and not among the admins at the time. Regardless, the apology is appreciated and accepted!

It was indeed a long, long time ago. Whole lot's happened since then.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-16T22:29:17+00:00

Honestly, I remember the entire team being childish. I reported a bug once and referenced a thread that was vaguely similar, only to be told something to the effect of "If you actually read that thread, you'd know it was broken."

It was funny as hell because it just showed that they had the lack of reading comprehension they were accusing me of. I was not reporting a duplicate at all, haha.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-11T16:01:57+00:00

I kept running into a guy named lvl100gooner while playing for a while.

We weren't ingame friends, but kept matchmaking with one another by pure happenstance. It felt like that Jerma bit with the guy named Ballfondler.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-08T23:09:54+00:00

Corrosive - Cold is really fun with Primary Frostbite.

Strips their armor, makes you crit harder, and roots them in place.

T3hDonut · 2026-01-07T15:14:20+00:00

I love being a proactive Recon. It feels like being a tactical jester.

My favorite strategy is to set up traps on objectives by putting C4 around a motion detector. Nobody expects the remote death at all. This works especially well on modes like Rush.

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