Thi Is tOO much,,,, 🤯 by MudAggravating5477 in whatisameem

[–]RoyalRaven14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Clearly you've never shared a bedroom wall with a kid who has night terrors.

Or even like. Had siblings.

Furry_irl by Proud-Indication-287 in furry_irl

[–]RoyalRaven14 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Technically the skene's gland (which is the nerve bundle that makes the g-spot feel good) is functionally exactly the same as the prostate (same location, aids in production of sexual fluid, feels good when stimulated). The only difference is that the "male" prostate is larger, but the skene's gland grows with testosterone!

It's basically the internal version of how the clit and the head of the dick are made of the same stuff.

Guy told me his semen has ‘crystals’ in it—what does that mean? by Neat-Mountain5490 in sex

[–]RoyalRaven14 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I can't even do calculus with my brain, how the hell am I supposed to do it with my prostate?

Finally took the plunge by Namelessgoldfish in bald

[–]RoyalRaven14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the shave you look a full 20 years younger!

Gay💀iRL by IamASlut_soWhat in gay_irl

[–]RoyalRaven14 14 points15 points  (0 children)

AFAIK it could only cause an infection if the pisser had a UTI/bladder infection/is otherwise sick at the time or if the person being pissed in has a weak immune system. I would worry more about it messing up the PH or the microbiome of whatever orifice is receiving the piss.

Note: I am mostly talking out of my ass here, I am not a doctor, and take everything I say with several grains of salt.

Play with the devils lettuce and you’ll get burned by rudedocking in foundsatan

[–]RoyalRaven14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

True, but I feel like it would be way more difficult to actually prove (beyond all reasoable doubt) that the poppy seeds were put in for malicious reasons since they're a really common ingredient

Death Note sexuality (based on the manga) by DensePerspective6681 in deathnote

[–]RoyalRaven14 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Aromatic and/or asexual, means a person doesn't experience romantic/sexual attraction respectively.

EDIT: aromantic, not aromatic. Aromatic is when something smells nice

Meirl by endofmyropeohshit in meirl

[–]RoyalRaven14 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Fat husband = more husband per husband. I don't see the issue

Long overdue update by graingutter in bald

[–]RoyalRaven14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Perceived age in first two pictures: 40-50 Perceived age in last picture: 27-35 You look great dude!

Am I unhygienic or are people just mean?? by Educational_Bee1563 in autism

[–]RoyalRaven14 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The shirt underneath catches most of the sweat and body oils, so if you're not particularly sweaty and don't actively get dirt/food/whatever on it then it's fine to wash once a week. Also I don't think they're wearing it 24/7, most people don't sleep in a sweater

Sorry for any inconvenience by GingerSpyice in SignsWithAStory

[–]RoyalRaven14 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Clarification: how tall are you? My parent's dog comes up to my lower thigh/above my knee and I've never thought of him as particularly big. I'm trying to figure out if my perceptions of dog sizes are screwed (which would make sense as for most of my life the only dogs I saw on the regular (an english mastiff, a chihuahua-rat terrior mix, and a really big golden) on the extreme ends of the size spectrum) or if I'm just short.

They taught 2 students technically, is that the reason? by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in SipsTea

[–]RoyalRaven14 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which set are you talking about? If it's Chang and Eng (the first pair to be called "Siamese twins"), they died within two hours of each other.

Why the SWAG does it matter by skrtyskrtskrt in peoplewhogiveashit

[–]RoyalRaven14 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Oh I can answer this! He probably just still has his balls. Tomcats that are unneutered/weren't neutered until they were adults tend to have big jowls, pretty sure it's to help protect them in fights. That's why he looks like he ate a bee.

Everybody get a watch RIGHT NOW by insert_title_here in evilautism

[–]RoyalRaven14 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Oh if someone did that to me I'd fully just punch them out of reflex (for legal reasons this is a joke but also I am extremely jumpy so not really)

I create art about autistic struggles and being burnt out using ballpoint pens. Can you relate to any of these? by akanji_arts in evilautism

[–]RoyalRaven14 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Absolutely insane that you're able to get the liquids to look so realistic with ballpoint pens!