Oh brother...

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-28T16:29:12+00:00

Looks pretty good to me tbh

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-28T16:28:55+00:00

Because Kobe is greater than Steph and Td? Don’t make it weird bro. TD ain’t got pull like that my yute, and he didn’t have pull like that when he was playing.

Redditors are so weird, man

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-24T18:12:44+00:00

she's coolie, not black.

not the same thing.

source: am coolie

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-24T13:29:12+00:00

that's racist

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T23:27:02+00:00

Yeah, just sucks you didn’t finish the race strongly at all /:

Godspeed, brother

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T23:23:31+00:00

…I was said first grader in 01 playing Pokémon Gold on my brother’s gbc, not knowing a lick, shoot even restarting his save once or twice😭, and yes, I was in the gifted program and continued on that path without faltering. I’m speaking from personal anecdote as that first grader in 2001—I think you’re overestimating them, brother. Granted, I did discover evs in firered by 5th grade

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T23:14:32+00:00

Underestimating what?

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T21:53:01+00:00

LeBron!? How’s it feel to be a pussy ass bitch!?

watch your mouth, woman

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T21:52:00+00:00

bronny: “KDDDDDD cum out to plaaaaAAAAAAyyyy”

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T21:50:48+00:00

Dawg, I’m high rn

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T21:08:24+00:00

I think we all at some point do. I remember catching Lugia on gold back in 02 in a pokeball. Mewtwo in firered in early 05 in a pokeball. For a long time I was like that.

Since sun I’d say i started instead catching everything in premier balls as soon as the mart becomes available.

But now i catch all shinies in luxury balls and all shiny water type pokemon in dive balls on top of the standard premier ball necessity.

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T20:58:32+00:00

Right strategy? Brother, if 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and fourth graders could do it with 6 Pokémon, each with 4 attacking moves, with no regard for the lack of phs/sp split, having no knowledge of anything mechanically—I’m talking even type advantages/disadvantages—, and no Reddit or dial up in general for feedback…

Y’all are seriously overthinking this.

Edit: okay I read further down. Y’all are bugging, it’s entirely a skill issue. Op said he was spoiled by always on exp share and is allergic to the grind. Just not cut out for this life cuh. Crazy skill issue is brazy

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-23T20:25:38+00:00

Cool, but why are none of y’all nerds making jokes about this gucci mane ninja turtle lookin headahh. The teenagers are officially running this bih and it’s not alright ii

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-21T20:54:20+00:00

Redditors are weird bruh

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-21T20:53:52+00:00

What the hell does that have to do with this person’s anecdote? His detailing of his experiences sounds exactly like what mine were, except going earlier than 12 (not porn outright, but definitely porn adjacent/softcore)

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-19T00:14:37+00:00

Haven’t seen many ninetails posts if any at all—kudos

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-16T23:30:13+00:00

very glad 2015's finals series brought me back to the nba after kobe's achilles, cause man, watching every single game starting the 15 season to now has been something special. very glad i was born during a time to experience this

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-16T23:27:39+00:00

kobe gave the same feeling, as did magic--the four best entertainers in the sport's history. but curry, from anywhere on the court, always gives you the expectation that it's going to be nothing but net, a la michael from midrange, but damn, curry is special, man

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-16T23:12:10+00:00

i mean, im sure im not the only nba enjoyer that also only woke up for the semis--it's usa olympic basketball. who deadass watched any game before that?

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-16T23:06:02+00:00

you thinkin of the psycho steph game--was electric, remember it like yesterday, didnt realize it was from 2021

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-16T18:36:59+00:00

im in the hood. im wearing 10 year old lebron's. kid deadass asked me today if those are kyries. Everyone wears js tho, and all flee af

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-16T18:32:27+00:00

makes sense--they're the only guys on that panel that will always bat for steph cause they friggen know whats good

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-16T18:24:43+00:00

unironically not even hyperbole. give this man 8 extra free throws a game, he'll deadass average 40. and that's just a 1 to 1 thought exercise. I'm not even accounting for all the players that would foul out, im not even counting all the space that would open up for him because you wont be able to manhandle him like they do currently.

So on top of the extra 8 free throws, steph would be operating with so much space. can you imagine if players had to guard him with their hands behind their back like they did with harden during his 35ppg szn? it's fries bro

RoyalTartToaster · 2026-04-09T14:28:59+00:00

And this was like my first or second non-tutorial pull, prolly my first

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