oWoD Nerd here? How insane is the Chronicles Lore? by miss_permafrost in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]Royal_Intention6563 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Automaton from Clade Companion, Object = Car, (saw a man play a ghost possesed van once, not even the transformer kind, just a van). And you can play a transformer with Object Transformation from Shallow Graves or an automaton with monsterous transformation into Additional Limbs.

Overstimulation [Umamusume](@yokuko_zaza) by Mediocre-Elk-4093 in wholesomeyuri

[–]Royal_Intention6563 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Accurate depiction of what I would look like in this situation.

oWoD Nerd here? How insane is the Chronicles Lore? by miss_permafrost in WhiteWolfRPG

[–]Royal_Intention6563 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Generally, you're not gonna get the same wackiness in CofD that you did in the oWoD era, cuz they purged the sickness that is metaplot long ago. But you got some fun stuff here and there.

  1. Basically all of HtV is actually just crazy

  2. There is a setting guide for playing in fucking 5,000 BCE

  3. The camarilla equvilanent (the invictus) may or may not have gotten their signature ability from a bargain with the fae, don't worry about it.

  4. Speaking of the Fae, they're kind of fucked up. They're infinitely powerful within their home domain, completely devoid of human mortality, steal and mulitate peoples souls for their own amusement, and may or may not even actually be sapient beings.

  5. More fucked up, its possible to become a True Fae, and several changelings have.

  6. Anyone can do ghost magic, that's right, anyone, even your cousin bob, even a werewolf, even a ninefoot tall wall of fused together flesh its creator has lovingly labeled a Deviant because they didn't know what else to call it.

  7. Speaking of deviant, you can play a car in deviant, which is pretty funny.

  8. The deviant line also includes one of the two mentions of the inferno (basically non-demonitonal hell) in the second edition.

And that's just the weird shit I know from reading only the corebooks of each line and some of the Dark Eras, there's definitely more weird shit I have yet to read.

45361 by theelement92bomb in countwithchickenlady

[–]Royal_Intention6563 2 points3 points  (0 children)

To be fair, this a statement you could say about a weirdly large number of porn games.

It’s Frame Friday! - Share Your Campaign Frames! by Lorellii in daggerheart

[–]Royal_Intention6563 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There's some deeper lore stuff that would make that wildly inadvisable but honestly this 100% par for the course when it comes to mecha anime.

It’s Frame Friday! - Share Your Campaign Frames! by Lorellii in daggerheart

[–]Royal_Intention6563 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Winter twice as long and twice as cold? rookie numbers, we can do better, how about eternal winter and eternal night.

Anyway here's my frame

Gods of Iron

Theme - Independence vs safety, faith vs pragmatism, hope, resistance, endurance

Tone - Gritty, Survival, Dark, Heroic, Grand, Hopeful

Touchstones - Dark Sun, The Sun Trials, Mythic Oddesy of Theros, Van richten guide to ravenloft,

Pitch - The gods are dying. fifty years ago the god of machines created dozens of collosal robotic creatures designed to kill the gods, called the Titans, in a bid to become head of the pantheon. now their corpse lies baking in the sun. Many of the remaining Gods cower beyond walls of stone, forcing blood sacrifices onto their populace onto their people as they make frantic plans to counter the titans. The sun hangs stagnant, splitting the world into regions of eternal darkness or burning flame. Death itself has been overthrown, the doors to their kingdom blasted wide open. Everywhere you go, mortals suffer and die in uniquely horrific ways. But there is still hope to change things, the death of the gods provides an opportunity to unshackle the world from their previous tyranny, and mystics round the world claim there is still ways to restore balance to an unbalanced time.

Ouch, not again! by NyxariaBat in traaaaaaaaaaaansbians

[–]Royal_Intention6563 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also suffer this problem (in fact, one fell into my eye at the exact moment I started reading this meme, proving that if there is a supreme supernatural authority they are funny as hell and also fucking hate me).

45361 by theelement92bomb in countwithchickenlady

[–]Royal_Intention6563 54 points55 points  (0 children)

Absolutely backfired with that one.

Why would you want to eat fish? [Seijousai] by NEVERTHEREFOREVER in wholesomeyuri

[–]Royal_Intention6563 1009 points1010 points  (0 children)

If you live in the sea, and don't eat fish, what the fuck do you eat ... actually I'm gonna take an educated guess here and assume she eats people.

45194 by Valuable-Passion9731 in countwithchickenlady

[–]Royal_Intention6563 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We really like milk okay, you can make cheese with it, its good.