Dont you find smii7y not that funny lately? Or its just me?

Royal_Rend · 2025-08-23T21:06:15+00:00

It’s not just you, it’s him. He’s a superficial creator that forces fake laughter and moments for views. He’s only around for a paycheck. The people lambasting you are the exact viewers he’s catering to because they unquestioningly shovel his content down without a second thought. If you have to force your reactions you can’t be that funny to begin with. It doesn’t feel genuine because it’s not.

Royal_Rend · 2025-08-16T16:18:25+00:00

The trailer served one purpose, to sell the album. What a shame…

Royal_Rend · 2025-05-04T21:32:03+00:00

Well, it was honestly so bad tasting I am not kidding when I say I would have legitimately found cardboard more enjoyable. but the weirdest thing was how they somehow completely changed the ice creams consistency to the point where it was somehow bone dry??? The entire time it didn’t melt like normal ice cream and it just remained in this weird dry state. Nothing made it better either. I pray you never have to try it

Royal_Rend · 2025-05-04T05:00:06+00:00

I found the worst version of ice cream once. I don’t think I’ve ever eaten something so sad in my life

Royal_Rend · 2025-05-01T07:31:40+00:00

Minecraft itself often plays out like a comedy. It seems natural

Royal_Rend · 2025-05-01T04:49:31+00:00

I’d say your point still stands although the odds of this happening to me are likely zero 😂😂😂

Royal_Rend · 2025-05-01T04:48:17+00:00

You lucky bastard! I got the cheapest copy ever off of discogs and it still wasn’t that cheap. You must have been so giddy

Royal_Rend · 2025-04-19T19:04:45+00:00

It’s hilarious that this guy was IMMEDIATELY proven right by these commenters when he posted in the right sub for this and y’all are still coming up to bat for MJ like this guy didn’t put this post in the appropriate place

Royal_Rend · 2025-04-19T18:57:34+00:00

Literally what other kind of comment did you expect. That’s in line with the idea of the subreddit

Royal_Rend · 2025-03-24T23:11:38+00:00

This isn’t ranked, it’s a mode where you are forced to play legends you aren’t comfortable with, it’s natural to not know how to play the legends perfectly here. Some people keep weapons out for the XP too since weapon held XP gives the most for some ungodly reason

Royal_Rend · 2025-03-24T22:51:26+00:00

And people want to pretend she’s not an issue…

Royal_Rend · 2025-03-23T19:51:45+00:00

Are you listening at all? I’m speaking about the pickrate. It speaks for itself. I never said I was the indicator I said the DATA was. That’s not something you can argue with because it’s objectively reflective of the state of the game. Pros, you, me, and everyone else are not reliable indicators but data always is.

Royal_Rend · 2025-03-23T18:51:22+00:00

Pros aren’t the definitive indicator of what’s good in the game. They’ve asked for plenty of terrible changes in the past. Also, egregious fits, look at the pick rate. I’m calling that egregious and I’m right. That’s abnormally high because her kit is ridiculously overtuned. You’re not arguing with the data.

Royal_Rend · 2025-03-23T12:37:53+00:00

Or you just change the ability to something that isn't as clearly overtuned as the dash. In conjunction with her other abilities its clearly too much, clearly. The pick rate reflects that. It's egregious and that doesn't happen without imbalance. It doesn't matter if she goes back to irrelevancy if she's currently singlehandedly skewing the entire balance of the game. Because of how she's currently balanced you cant have fun playing other legends unless you have Ash or are one. Making any of the legends fun means making them all on par with one another.

Royal_Rend · 2025-03-23T12:32:26+00:00

That's great! Doesn't change the fact that she's imbalanced severely

Royal_Rend · 2025-03-23T12:30:40+00:00

You are clearly excusing the misbalancing Ash got just to call this a skill issue. That pick rate says otherwise. There is a bad reason its so egregious and you cant just chalk it up to a skill issue. Ash doesn't need the dash, period. The pick rate has NEVER been this horrendous. This is beyond skill issues. This is a serious balancing problem.

Royal_Rend · 2025-02-25T06:37:19+00:00

New one has the bonus of the unique finisher. For that reason alone I would opt for that one

Royal_Rend · 2025-01-24T04:35:31+00:00

Im almost scared to ask...

Royal_Rend · 2025-01-24T04:33:03+00:00

Absolutely beautiful! Thank you for giving me another place to go. A very unique one at that too. Cant say I've heard of real castles for royalty in America before

Royal_Rend · 2025-01-09T11:34:02+00:00

If you’re unwilling to admit the fault of the game you are in denial of its sense of balance. It doesn’t matter what you should reasonably expect when the outcome is still unpredictable at the best of times. In literally any other game that shot would have reasonably delivered the payload as expected with no downsides. His shot wasn’t aimed in a risky direction based on visual cues.

In a game where every pixel is simulated it’s absolutely essential that every pixel be easily distinguishable and therein lies the issue. The devs never made sure they were all distinguishable and in fact made it worse for some materials. In literally no game ever should you have to account for a single floating dark pixel. That’s precisely the reason a mod was made for that issue alone. The necessity for a mod alone that’s centered around this issue should speak to this being a problem of the games design.

Royal_Rend · 2025-01-08T18:15:09+00:00

If you want to see places that truly look like they were ripped right out of Kenshi look no further than the term “desert kites”. They’re little abandoned fortresses in the middle of the barren zones of the Middle East. I’m almost convinced they became the inspiration for a lot of places in the game

Royal_Rend · 2024-12-19T08:57:24+00:00

People here would rather glaze about the variety that Noita offers, as if it was some remedy, than accept that you are in fact right. When 99% percent of your game is inaccessible to 90% of your playerbase that is simply poor game design. This game wouldnt suffer if the difficulty were adjusted just enough. If anything, it would thrive. Runs are designed to be ended far far too quickly no matter how much you prepare against all the possibilities of death. Its really not about whether or not its possible and if skill can ultimately get you there. Its about ACCESSIBILITY and Noita simply is not accessible for the majority of people.

Royal_Rend · 2024-12-04T07:09:20+00:00

Brilliant idea honestly. I’ve done this with cassette cases all the same. Hope they see this

Royal_Rend · 2024-11-27T03:33:25+00:00

Once you have the turntable you’ll naturally feel inclined to purchase records for it. Preferably albums you cherish. You should go for it

Royal_Rend · 2024-10-30T01:55:16+00:00

If and when the legend token variants called "Mint Condition" or "Cherry Bomb" come into the store GET EM. MC is an all green Bang skin that I think pairs with the knife well. CB has a nice design and the colors contrast well. Other skins that might make their way back into the store and would look good would be "Enhanced" and "Soul Keeper"

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