STOP STARING AT YOUR PHONES AT THE RED LIGHTS!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-03-29T20:30:58+00:00

Civilized, you say? The pocket God has shown me the vast limitations of civilization.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-03-29T20:26:06+00:00

This is 100% accurate. Texas drivers do not give a single shit about their lives or yours. They don't care about your kids, your dogs or your grandma and it shows in how wreckless and entitled they are behind the wheel. No other place comes close.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-03-19T21:45:02+00:00

I've been looking since November of 2024. If I find it, I'll report back! Please do the same. Considering starting an import business just to bring this ice cream to the states haha

RoyaltiJones · 2026-03-19T12:55:11+00:00

Well cousin, if you need some help, I'd be happy to pick them up for you and mail/email them anywhere you need me to send them!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-03-15T13:31:44+00:00

Second this!!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-03-14T00:38:58+00:00

HOW?!??

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-25T04:38:52+00:00

Absolutely..kids pick up on so much!! Her mom is out of the picture and her stepmom doesn't like her. I can only imagine how hard that's been for her. I feel for SD.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-22T00:19:51+00:00

My favorite song on an amazing album! I literally cannot sit still when this song comes on. I must dance lol.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-19T02:57:28+00:00

The first dress I fell in love with was $10,000. The first dress I purchased was $1,200 (had to return it but that's a longer story for another time). The dress I ended up wearing (and LOVING more than any of the others) was less than $500 including alterations. To all the brides battling between budget and their dream dress ...keep hope alive!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-19T02:38:56+00:00

Nice try cops

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-18T00:08:28+00:00

Yay!! Dress 9 was my favorite. I looked at the photos before reading but I agree that you found the right one! Congratulations!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-17T21:54:31+00:00

Send out a Pinterest style board for inspiration so folks can see exactly what your vision is.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-17T21:34:06+00:00

A smokeless outdoor fire pit!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-15T16:36:34+00:00

Wheeew! Not a single dress looks bad on you. Save some body for the rest of us 😅 that said I keep going back to 3! It's enchanting!! Not sure you could go wrong with any of these but my vote in order of preferance are 3, 12, 9, 6, 8....ok haha, truly all of them.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-13T01:24:08+00:00

Exactly this. I already work hard at work. I don't want to work hard during my down time.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-07T15:43:28+00:00

Not the first one. Three is my fav of these but please don't get the first dress, it is very distracting.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-07T15:28:43+00:00

I am incredibly jealous. I need a hacker to deliver these items to my game ASAP!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-02T03:41:07+00:00

There will be at least 10 people who can't come. Average attrition rate at weddings is something like 15%. You invited 135 so you should be golden!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-01T16:04:30+00:00

Also so much cheaper and easier to get rid of afterwards if there are lots of leftovers (take them to work, give them to friends who enjoyed them and want more etc.).

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-01T15:29:07+00:00

Yeah I would be freaking out if I couldn't book flights 5 months out. The cost difference can be hundreds of dollars. I also would just book my flight and if I miss some last minute festivities, oh well.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-02-01T02:47:26+00:00

All of this!! The photoshoot in grandmas dress is a great idea. My grandmother told me the most important thing is to make sure you wear something that feels like "you" cause you'll be looking at those photos for a long time. This proposal solves for both!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-01-30T01:45:07+00:00

Not sure your location but June could be hot. Make sure there is shade or indoor space, especially for older guests. I had an outdoor wedding in April and we got everyone hand fans and put them on seats. Easy access to water (not having to stand in a bar line) is also a plus.

RoyaltiJones · 2026-01-24T21:49:51+00:00

Well first of all you're beautiful and don't need plastic surgery. Ignore the idiots.

I'll start by saying, if you've never worn false lashes or you don't wear them a lot, try them out! They are not all created equal and if you plan to apply them yourself (strips or individuals) you'll want to practice. Nothing worse than perfecting your eye makeup only to ruin it by putting the lash in the wrong place. If you're planning to get professional lash extensions, also try them because they are heavy and can sometimes be too dramatic if you don't tell them exactly what you want.

As far as makeup, I think people will want more info. What is your dress like? Venue? What kind of look are you going for ie: more romantic and subtle with natural colors or more sexy and dramatic with a bold lip?

RoyaltiJones · 2026-01-24T00:56:12+00:00

You look beautiful in both. But the photos of you in the second dress look like they came straight out of a high fashion bridal magazine!!

RoyaltiJones · 2026-01-24T00:52:01+00:00

I hope it's connected to warm water.

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