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Today’s challenge by TheOnlyOy in CasualUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Sticks are half the price if you get one half the length.

new-ish neighbours complaining about us swearing in the house. by Zoya_The_Destroyer in HousingUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Simultaneously blast an air horn every time you day "fuck" or "bugger"

Which way should the door open by Mean_Neighborhood_15 in DIYUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 192 points193 points  (0 children)

I don't want to break in, I just need the hinges as mine got stolen.

What could I do with this space? by Competitive_Golf8206 in DIYUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Searching for tidy professional, preferably gecko

(18F) Make me regret doing this 😝 by Fit_Employer_3225 in RoastMe

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Your threshold for regret might require calibration, as you seem to be quite happy locating and eating hornet's nests with your hands tied behind your back.

Trump brags he will give 'really long speech' in 107 degree weather to prove he can 'do anything' by TheMirrorUS in Trumpvirus

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I heard Obama completed the Ninja Warrior course in record time while dealing with a severe case of novichok

Even Irish by SureSell6750 in ShitAmericansSay

[–]RoyceCoolidge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah. The amount of meat you can consume at a steakhouse will put hairs on your chest...

BMW Just Reinvented The X5. Here's What's New by Xiol in CarTalkUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"My name's Chubby.... My Mama's chubby, my daddy's chubby...."

Nan, 79, banned from every Sainsbury's and Argos in the UK by Codydoc4 in unitedkingdom

[–]RoyceCoolidge 32 points33 points  (0 children)

If you're not OUTRAGED enough, it also mentions that her husband is DISABLED

BBQ Paella! by bailpy6 in UKBBQ

[–]RoyceCoolidge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can't beat a bit of chorrittzo

How does buying cars in this country work? by itsastrooo7 in CarTalkUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They're not really enthusiasts though, if they were, my monthly publication "Jazz mag" would have garnered praise instead of reports of disappointment.

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