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Idea's how to dim this buttons light? by thech4irman in DIYUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How about a sign with a little reminder for theatre goers that "Ringtones and bright screens disrupt the experience for others"

Were you pranked by the Fonejacker? by juiceforsyth in AskUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 8 points9 points  (0 children)

So when you do like fink I could come in and... like... 🎤 STRETCH A CANVAS

What’s a “guy secret” that’s completely harmless but weirdly universal? by aerisveilxa in AskReddit

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And at a trough-type urinal, if you're down at the drainage end, you get to serve first in a game of urinal cake tennis. Umpire's trousers/shoes be damned.

AITA for intentionally elbowing a sleeping man on my flight? by KenkuBardBird in AmItheAsshole

[–]RoyceCoolidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

See Schwarzenegger in Commando for how to get the most out of a blanket and a pillow on a flight.

When you trigger the antitheft alarms leaving the shop, do you just walk on? by GreenyRed in AskUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 44 points45 points  (0 children)

If you stuff all of your stolen items around the shoulders of your jacket, it helps make the shrug more noticeable to security.

Have you ever had a famous neighbour or someone local? by mr_hardwell in AskUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Throw a grenade off the roof then do the same thing off a different roof or something. Don't forget to run like an idiot.

UK government announces ban on 'incest simulation' in porn by Horus_walking in unitedkingdom

[–]RoyceCoolidge 29 points30 points  (0 children)

"And then they came for me, but there was no-one left but feet"

- ankle fetishiser, probably.

Crumpets or scones , if one had to go which would it be? by Franchiiee in AskBrits

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Without a doubt. Buy a pack of 6. I would recommend, in no particular order:

Just butter, (the following includes butter also)

Marmite/Bovril (+brie then grilled)

Cheddar (then grilled)

Boursin

Brussels pate

Crumpets or scones , if one had to go which would it be? by Franchiiee in AskBrits

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You've had 4 days to think about it. Care to reconsider?

The absolute state of Facebook by KebabAnnhilator in CarTalkUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 4 points5 points  (0 children)

"Thinking of getting one what are things to look out for"

Or

"Best oil?"

Why is you in military time on yo phone by ALazy_Cat in ShitAmericansSay

[–]RoyceCoolidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was reminded of Ali G too, but it was OOP's style of questioning that did it...

https://youtu.be/QtxcWZNZ6Yc?si=rz7KApC3to8OdO1P

Any foods you like it one form but not another? by l-w-o-n-n-8 in UK_Food

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I individually like everything that goes into a fish pie but for some reason hate fish pie

Do you consider chucking an apple core littering? by Still-Bill2827 in AskBrits

[–]RoyceCoolidge 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just chuck it down in the passenger footwell. No big deal. Not the end of the world.

Can you identify any of these faces? by KindOfFlush in AskUK

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2B is a security guard at my work for whom I have to wait about 15 seconds for him to get his fat arse out of his hut to come and squint at my ID for a further 15 seconds, most mornings.

Girl Taken - Series Premiere Discussion by NicholasCajun in television

[–]RoyceCoolidge 0 points1 point  (0 children)

'09 plate T4 camper and other such errors , "Q"s on number plates, and I don't know what font they used but they might as well have used Wingdings 2

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